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 treyl72
Joined: 2/1/2005
Msg: 1
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Any ladies have any special names for your dildos? Guys......have you ever felt like you were competing with that battery operated sex toy?
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 2
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:48:48 PM
Purplesaurusrex (61/2 inch vibrator)

The silver bullet (that's it's God given name but it works for me)

Say hello to my "lil friend"


vvvvvvvvvv Oh, I thought I heard snoring.
 7times
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 3
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:48:51 PM
nope..

the humming noise helped put me to sleep
 76131cpl
Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 4
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:51:19 PM
man, I had no idea what nastiness to expect based on the thread title... my mind was abuzz with the possibilities of what it meant for a guy to play second fiddle with a dildo...
 76131cpl2
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 5
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:51:23 PM
I love Mr. Softee! It's the name that he came with in the box.
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 6
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:53:31 PM
I wish mine would actually come in my box
 7times
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 7
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:54:22 PM
plus I"m hung like a donkey so the competition isn't there.....
 jared1075
Joined: 11/27/2004
Msg: 8
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:56:05 PM
wow, the measures some will go to to try and impress females.
 76131cpl
Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 9
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:56:29 PM
ROFL!

I wish mine would actually come in my box


The forums are hot with humor today! I hope nobody comes into my cube to ask why I'm crying right now. It's hard not to laugh loud enough to cause people to gather round.
 76131cpl2
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 10
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:56:36 PM
I've spent plenty of time shopping for toys and I've never seen one advertised as a donkey dong!

(let's see if mike shuts me down for this?)
(all I have to do is say something about an animal and he's down my throat)

 7times
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 11
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:57:02 PM
lmfao..

from the man with no shirt on
 jayt3162003
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 12
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:57:30 PM
if a dildo came in your box, would it shoot rubber cement? just curious
 jared1075
Joined: 11/27/2004
Msg: 13
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:58:00 PM
who give a f*ck...I'm not talking about or showing my manly parts...
 7times
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 14
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:58:43 PM
my point..

its called a forum.... talk shit and b.s with each other.... so get over it
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 15
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 12:59:29 PM
^^^Not even if I beg JARED? OR put $5 in a jar by the bed?

J/k you know I luv ya!
 jared1075
Joined: 11/27/2004
Msg: 16
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 1:00:19 PM
I beat you to it man....I was already over it until you responed again.
@ maine......nope....haha
 jayt3162003
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 17
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 1:01:31 PM
oh for the f**cking love of Moses,

you are both right, and both have huge schlongs Im sure

Next topic yada yada yada
 76131cpl2
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 18
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 1:56:25 PM
Looks like a****fight killed this thread.
 7times
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 19
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 1:56:56 PM
lmao..

yeah.. the humane society busted us
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 20
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 2:08:17 PM
they fined me for spanking my m.... oh never mind.... ummmm... nothin...
 luv2laff
Joined: 10/11/2004
Msg: 21
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 2:37:56 PM
how about Buzz Aldrin - cuz he buzzes...and sends me into orbit!!!
 luv2laff
Joined: 10/11/2004
Msg: 22
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 2:43:05 PM
Wait - forgot to clarify - doesn't mean guy is playing second fiddle - to entirely different things!! I would pick live and in person any day!!!
 luv2laff
Joined: 10/11/2004
Msg: 23
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 2:44:00 PM
Oops again - I meant 2 entirely different things! LOL
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 24
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 3:15:23 PM
i want one that lights up...so I can call him BUZZ Lightyear..Kitty WRangler
 megwriter
Joined: 5/24/2005
Msg: 25
Names for your Dildos and guys playing second fiddle to dildos....lol
Posted: 6/15/2005 3:21:38 PM
Don't own one, but I am willing to take suggestions for a name when I finally do buy one...
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