| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/5/2008 5:50:11 PM | I stole this from my sister, I am sure she won't mind and thought this would be fun:
Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5 o
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is **** ever how much it is
My bail is $660.00 | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/5/2008 5:56:36 PM | I can't count that high... And it shorted out my calculator. Dang. The world may never know.
Oh yeah, but I had a BF once who could count to 20-1/2 if he was nekkid...
Rock on.
~m
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/5/2008 6:01:17 PM | | 815 is my bail, dang and i was supposed to be of good moral fiber | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 6:04:11 PM | 400
who chose the dollar values? | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 6:30:53 PM | Values seem pretty arbitrary to me. My bail is a mere $140, meaning I'm either morally superior or extremely boring.
Maybe both. | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/5/2008 7:08:40 PM | | I guess I'm tame. My bail would only be 455.00 | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 9:54:34 PM | Bail would be $15,000 !!!!
That would be # 25 @ 1,500 times.
Oh wait, is this a yearly amount??
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| $605 - What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 12:48:43 AM | | how about substituting "ever had sex with a puerto rican" with "ever had sex with a moron?" that is one truly racist comment! | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 4:40:06 AM | | My bail would be $510 assuming you only pay each fine once.Several of them are repeat offences for me .Thanks for the trip down memory lane lol! | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 7:56:12 AM | Message 14,
I would feel offended if it were changed to "Sex with a Moron". We have feelings too ya know. . . . maybe, sort of.
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 8:07:09 AM | $225.00 
I guess I'm not as exciting as I thought!! LOL
JJ | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 10:51:42 AM | Is bail raised or lowered for Repeat Offenses? If Raised be the case, IM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, if lowered, IM STILL IN A LOT OF TROUBLE....
Anybody gonna help me?
Is the narrator to this thread a bail bondsman BY CHANCE??  | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 11:30:34 AM | | my bail is 290 . . . and I thought I was wholesome! | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 1:36:14 PM | | Sorry sweet, I am not a bail bondsman, but I tell you what you pay my bail and I will pay yours | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 4:32:58 PM | | 150 i must be a saint or extremely dull lol | |
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| What is your Bail?
Posted: 10/7/2008 4:34:15 PM | I'm disappointed, I mean, I thought I was better than this, I really did, I really really did.
Mine's just a 210. I thought it'd be higher., damn it, now I have to go find a stripper to give money to. | |
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