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 realvike101

Joined: 3/8/2006
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Posted: 10/12/2008 9:55:43 AM
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 realvike101

Joined: 3/8/2006
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Posted: 10/12/2008 4:18:34 PM
Little Johnny is at it again
absent sincs I dont know when
I got this from Trevor
so i thought i`d be cleaver
So when do u get out of the Penn?
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 3
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Posted: 10/12/2008 5:03:03 PM
So when do u get out of the Penn?
Frankly, my dear, I don't know when.
There are eyes everywhere, every place I look;
Not a place for secrets, a life like an open book.

The bonds of resistance are easily broken. . . .
 libby1217

Joined: 8/26/2006
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Posted: 10/12/2008 10:33:33 PM
all these lines are from men who are easily mislead
by the ways the past may have let them
but the future be told
that women are bold
and stand for love in the end
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 5
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Posted: 10/17/2008 1:59:40 PM
And stand for love in the end,
Oh lover and very best friend,
Is this pond where we meet?
Where I get swept off my feet,


Blessings to you do I send.
 AK Transplant

Joined: 11/20/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 10/17/2008 2:49:56 PM
Blessings to you do I send!
That wealth in your life may portend,
But the truth is as cold
As most women are told
But the wealthy you know will not spend.

 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 10/17/2008 4:08:38 PM
But the wealthy you know will not spend,
Unless they need briefs or Depends.
The blinker left on, the bingo cards almost filled,
Why a limerick to be picking on the old? Just glance up,
And now finally the story is told.




It was plain to see for thee and me,
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 8
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Posted: 10/17/2008 6:17:29 PM
It was plain to see for thee and me,
We adore each others company
Like hand in glove
We land in love,


We suit each other splendidly!
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 10/17/2008 6:30:28 PM
We suit each other splendidly;
that time would tell is candidly.
The actions of heart, of talk, of thought;
can only be lived of, yet never bought.

"Being giddy as a teen, such is our right",


 PerriotLeFou

Joined: 8/15/2008
Msg: 10
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Posted: 10/17/2008 6:41:52 PM
We suit each other splendidly
It must be serendipity
And with no one else here
Just you and I, dear
We're gauranteed fidelity.



Such a day as this deserves
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 10/17/2008 7:18:25 PM
such a day as this deserves
a biscuit with homemade preserves
Then a ride to town
With the windows down,






We speed up on wicked curves.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 10/17/2008 7:55:02 PM
We speed up on wicked curves,
making sure we do not swerve.
There is the thought we shall not miss,
alone is driving, together is bliss.


The wind in our hair, the smiles in our heart;
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 10/17/2008 8:06:22 PM
The wind in our hair, the smiles in our heart;
We're young and hale and cool and smart,
So great to be "we"
Together means free
and we promise we never shall part!




A bird in a cage
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/17/2008 8:18:26 PM
A bird in a cage
imprisoned without rage,
The bird does not know, that he wishes not to go.

The freedom of choice to leave or to stay,
is often not made clear to us; in each and every day.

Our happiness, depends on thoughts of being true,
Smiles on our faces, instead of feeling blue.


Songs that are sung, sung from our hearts,
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 15
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Posted: 10/17/2008 8:55:18 PM
Songs that are sung, sung from our hearts,
are worth more than the sum of their parts
a book well read is a lifelong friend
The hug from a child should not come to end,,,


These lovely things that life imparts.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 16
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Posted: 10/17/2008 9:08:20 PM
These lovely things that life imparts.,
Are best as shared with two of heart.

The road we travel, is a journey without end;
the trip best remembered when shared with a true friend.

Those that know each of us, very plain to see;
the wait is worth the journey, with you and me and thee.




The times we share with those who care. . .
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 10/17/2008 9:13:17 PM
The times we share with those who care. . .
Might cause some folks to stop and stare
Is it because the blinds are up?
Those looky loos, they interrupt!



They stumbled upon the unclad pair.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 18
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Posted: 10/17/2008 9:28:34 PM
They stumbled upon the unclad pair,
It was unbelieveable, the amount of hair.

The gagging, the horror, the guilt that we had,
We gotta stop peeking at both mom, and the dad.




Those movies we watched in our early years. . . .
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 10/17/2008 9:34:30 PM
Those movies we watched in our early years. . . .
Account now for our latent fears
Bette Davis made me insane
Hush hush, Sweet Charlotte and Baby Jane,


As a child I watched, always in tears.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 20
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Posted: 10/17/2008 10:20:49 PM
As a child I watched, always in tears,
afraid of so much, real were the fears.

Based on the above, the movies we share,
the word psycho, doth my mind comes to bear.

A comfort in time the memories profound
sleep with thy eyes open, till the dawn comes around.

To share with a friend, contentment and need,
please be gentle, I hate it when I bleed.



" It takes two to build such strong bonds. . . "
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 10/17/2008 10:30:22 PM
" It takes two to build such strong bonds. . . "
and love and understanding all along,
brick by brick, a strong foundation
strength and courage and lots of patience



we make a world where we both belong.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 22
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Posted: 10/17/2008 10:42:02 PM
We make a world where we both belong,
a world together makes us so strong.

Friends enter our lives when we least expect it,
coincidence, fate, the path we may take;
To be true, is best, for a lie is a fake.
Sweet dreams to you, I await till we wake.


The "Living Room" dance is really quite a scene. . .
 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 10/17/2008 11:22:37 PM
The "Living Room" dance is really quite a scene.
Romantic, erotic, you know what I mean?
To bed with me, I am quite sleepy
Thanks for the attention, feelings flowed freely.


This day was quite fun, a bit of a dream.
 MrD4Thee

Joined: 1/27/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 10/18/2008 7:01:16 AM
This day was quite fun, a bit of a dream,
Cannot admit to giggles, unmanly this would seem.

The day seems brighter today, a new day as we wake,
to share, and laugh and reflect on giddy, how much more can one man take?

Does our path begin anew, my new found friend of late?
Time is that for our measure, it does seem really great.



Chili and beans is really quite mean. . .

 gravygirl

Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 25
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Posted: 10/18/2008 7:15:53 AM
Chili and beans is really quite mean. . .
From the mouth to the tummy wreaking havoc between
Hear of the term "the musical Fruit?"
I swear it's true, it makes you toot!
Take them away, those combustible beans.








My heart is my home,,,
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