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 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Chopsticks
Posted: 10/24/2008 10:43:21 PM
I like using chopsticks. Have you ever tried to use them?
Can you use chopsticks?
If so, where did you learn how to use them?
If not, are you willing to learn how to use chopsticks?
If not, why not?
 Thunderscribe

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 2
Sam-I-am
Posted: 11/13/2008 2:03:42 AM
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Sam-I-am
Posted: 11/14/2008 8:27:16 AM
I'll take that as a "no".

It can be a challenge if you 've never used them before.
Go ahead...challenge your mentality.
 Thunderscribe

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 4
Sam-I-am
Posted: 11/14/2008 9:47:21 PM
Actually I can use them, but I prefer the efficiency of spoons and forks.
 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Sam-I-am
Posted: 11/15/2008 8:29:32 PM
hahaha. well why didn't you say so?
aside from using them to eat with, chopsticks can be real useful, especially when picking up things you DON'T want to touch with your fingers.
here are some uses:
1) getting toast unstuck from the toaster
2) picking out hot things from an assortment of things in a pot of hot water.
3) grabbing things that have fallen into the heat register

and here's a real good one....
4) cleaning up after the dog (throw them out afterwards tho') .....
 bugse

Joined: 8/23/2008
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Sam-I-am
Posted: 12/24/2008 7:02:50 PM
6. eating rice one grain at a time :O)
 joannemeow

Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 7
Sam-I-am
Posted: 12/26/2008 5:30:35 AM
wow, i'd be skinny if i did that!

jo
 bugse

Joined: 8/23/2008
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Sam-I-am
Posted: 12/31/2008 6:30:59 AM
used some really nice blood red ones at dim sum the other day.....very tempting to add them to my collection.
 bugse

Joined: 8/23/2008
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Chopsticks
Posted: 1/27/2009 6:51:46 AM
spearing wayward chunks o meat
 Thunderscribe

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 10
Chopsticks
Posted: 1/27/2009 11:04:54 PM
Makes for really quite a feat......
 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Chopsticks
Posted: 2/1/2009 8:04:26 PM
Gung Hay Fat Choy to all my friends in Alambama!
(Happy Chinese New Year).

Chopsticks are a very handy invention for weight loss. Why do you think most Chinese people are slim?

And as for spearing, sometimes if you are by yourself and you just can't reach that itch behind your back, a chopstick will do just fine.

 Thunderscribe

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 12
Chopsticks
Posted: 2/1/2009 8:55:05 PM
I've moved to using a funnel and a small spade.
I'm able to cram the greatest amount of food in the least amount of time, with the least amount of effort.
 snowangelflake

Joined: 12/22/2008
Msg: 13
Chopsticks
Posted: 2/2/2009 3:45:06 PM
hey what is a redneck....thank you....really want to know...
 Thunderscribe

Joined: 12/23/2007
Msg: 14
Chopsticks
Posted: 2/2/2009 4:23:32 PM
Someone that forgets to put sunscreen on the exposed flesh of their neck.

Um, you realize that this thread is about food, chopsticks, etc.?
 bugse

Joined: 8/23/2008
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Chopsticks
Posted: 2/16/2009 6:33:45 AM
Holding small plants' faces upright
 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Posted: 4/14/2009 12:51:33 AM
I am now a "black belt" in chopsticks. So don't mess with me.
 Sir Raffarott

Joined: 3/24/2007
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Chopsticks
Posted: 8/6/2009 8:50:10 PM
...damn, I almost took my eye out.
 meat me

Joined: 8/1/2009
Msg: 18
Chopsticks
Posted: 9/5/2009 8:24:23 AM
Copsticks is the only tune I know how to play on the piano.
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