| As seen on T-shirts
Posted: 6/19/2005 12:35:11 AM | This post is about all the great T-shirt quotes seen around the city the past little while. I'll post a few that I have to get us started.
Trust me... I'm a doctor.
Mary was a virgin... If you don't count anal.
Wax on. Wax off. (with arrows going in opposite circular motion on boobies) (Hee Hee, I said boobies)
I am a clone of God.
Baby, you can drive my car. (with photo of stick shift) | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 6:03:10 AM | the funniest one ever was a shirt I saw back in BC and if they have it still I will buy it. It said this :
Ok first visualize the world leaders and the main picture was pres. BUSH then the shirt said this..
bush and the gang
f**kin the world over tour 2004
LOL!!!!! now thats a shirt ;) | |
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Posted: 7/9/2005 7:03:52 PM | | go to t-shirt hell.com if you wanna see some funny and offensive shirt slogans | |
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Posted: 7/21/2005 3:25:43 PM | this is one of my favorites:
I
SEE
dumb people
reading my t-shirt | |
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Posted: 8/20/2005 6:31:13 PM | | I dont believe in one night stands, if you put out i'm comming back. | |
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Joined: 6/29/2005
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| As seen on T-shirts
Posted: 1/18/2006 1:32:59 AM | biker born
biker bred
and when i die
ill be biker dead.. .. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 11:54:16 AM | My friends and I thought of a good one...
Lesbians do it better. | |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:54:46 AM | Its not easy being easy
I had to compliment the dude on the shirt, had me cracking up | |
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Posted: 2/12/2007 7:10:37 AM | | On a T-shirt i bought when i split whith my ex. Written on the front it has... "BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST" and on the back reads as follows " than to end up with a complete PSYCHO" | |
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Posted: 2/12/2007 3:27:39 PM | I own quite a few myself, but i have one for wheaties, ''the breakfast of champions'', with the guy swinging a bat.
But then felt bad for all those hockey pros out there, so I made one myself;
kellog's all bran; to become a regular player!
or the good old chuck norris ones, he even has his own web site with quotes you can have printed. Good old Chuck | |
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Posted: 2/12/2007 11:52:22 PM | I have a shirt i use to wear a while ago that says: Open my fly.
I don't know why, older women that looked at it were always looking offended.. lol | |
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Posted: 2/25/2007 6:24:06 PM | | why kill them with kindness, when you can use an axe! | |
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Posted: 2/27/2007 8:29:40 AM | Seeing the way this world is going, I have a good one:
Take a picture of the evolution tree with all the family branch (sapiens etc etc) and at the very bottom of the tree, commonsens with an axe chopping down the tree...
say it all!
mmmhhh!
I think i will patent that one! | |
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Posted: 3/3/2007 5:33:20 AM | | Seen in Fla a while back a rental place for Furniture, Giving out TShirts with.........I LEASE BY THE PIECE......... | |
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