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 beniandthejets

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Hindlick maneuver
Posted: 11/13/2008 8:56:37 PM
Two rednecks walk into a bar after workin' all day to have a couple of beers. As they were drinkin' their beers, they noticed a woman started chokin' on a peanut at a table behind them. One of the rednecks ran over and asked the woman, "Kin ya swaller?", she shook her head no. He then said, "Kin ya breathe?", once again she shook her head no. The redneck got behind her and lifted her skirt and started licking circles on her back side. The woman was so shocked that she coughed up the peanut and was able to breath again. She thanked him for saving her life and he went back to sit with his buddy at the bar. His buddy then said, "Ya know, I heard about that Hindlick maneuver, but have never seen it done."
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