| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 5:59:27 AM | I always thought the perfect way to celebrate finalizing my divorce would be to pie each other. I'd be so much fun! But we didn't.
More recently, my daughter (16) made a terrible pun, while I happened to be standing there with a slice of pumpkin pie in my hand. So I pied her. We laughed so hard.
So, have any of you out there in POF-land ever pied someone? Or been pied by someone? And lets leave out the wedding cake smear, unless it was totally over the top. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 7:40:07 AM | I almost pied someone, one time only. (See if you can guess why I never tried again...) My son, then 9, and I had set up a perfect ambush for my (ex)fiance, John. Gorgeous summer day, Reddi-Wip generously applied on a paper plate, a little joke to be played. As my Demon Spawn waited outside fully armed, I summoned John for his "surprise". We went out the back door, me stupidly going first, putting myself between the attacker and the intended victim. As my Spawn stood there with that familiar guilty kid's grin, John looked at him and they both smiled. My Spawn slowly took the pie out from behind his back and his grin widened at John, who gave back an even bigger grin. Their eyes danced as they looked at me, I knew I had made a big mistake! I had little time to react as John grabbed me and held my arms behind my back. The Spawn's evil grin got even more demonic as he rubbed the "pie" squarely in my face. Lesson learned: Never trust men, no matter how young they are! Oh, another lesson: Ladies, for that perfect "raccoony-mascara" look, nothing works like Reddi-Wip.
Rock on.
~m
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 8:42:54 AM | What? No one else has "food fight" as part of their Thanksgiving tradition. Damn, I thought that was about as normal as carving the turkey! Your supposed to EAT that minced pie shyt? I didn't know. 
I guess I won't huck it at Auntie Ethel this year. Rats! Just spoiled my fun. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 10:54:19 AM |
Have you ever pied someone?
Can't say that I pied someone or have been pied myself, but I have Cup caked a few people. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 11:24:31 AM | | no I never have pies taste too good I have mud pied someone but we were young and she took my shovel | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/27/2008 12:40:06 PM | | many years ago (in my early 20's) i pushed my friends face into his slice of pie at a dinner party, forget the exact reason why i did it but he'd been extremely rude about something or another to one of us and spur of the moment i just figured "the heck with you" and grabbed his face and smushed him down into his pie. none of us at the party had ever done that or been around when it had been done to someone and we had a great laugh, including the guy who was "pied" (he apologized for his rudness too). it's still talked about to this day "be careful or she'll pie ya!" *haha* | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/28/2008 7:52:36 PM | | Pieing somebody is right at the top of my list of things to do. I also want to hold a top hat out in front of somebody's face, punch through it and hit them. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:33:02 AM | | PA Classy, that's a great reversal of plans. Your son certainly inherited your sense of humor! | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 10/28/2009 8:44:21 PM | | I pied my princple when I was in middle school. He knew my family pretty well and I found out when his birthday was. I made a pie that as all just chocolate pudding and whipped cream. I caught him in the lunch room with it. He wiped some off and chased me around, laughing and trying to get me with the stuff. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 10/28/2009 10:09:31 PM | | Yes, one time my best friend asked me what time it was when it was nearly a quarter past three. I waited a few seconds for the time to be right and just a fraction of a second before 3 : 14 : 16 replied "It's pi'o'clock." | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 10/31/2009 11:56:38 PM | Well I have never pied anyone, but I have used other food products as artillery.
Once at work (a restaurant) I used a ketchup bottle to mark a giant red smiley face on a a coworker of mine. She walked around for a good 20 minutes before anyone felt the need to tell her. Then she ran straight to me and punched me in the spine. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/1/2009 10:38:15 AM | | I think it was my 8th or 9th birthday and my mom pied me in front of my friends. She told me to close my eyes and then WHAM, I had it all over me, and then all of us had a food fight. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:25:27 AM | | Nope, never been involved in a food-fight of any sort. I like to eat my food, not throw it! | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/4/2009 9:09:15 PM | YES! actually it was a double pie, after the 100th free fall it is a tradition to do this.
DON"T pie someone directly face on, you may break there nose. Always do it from the side, it will get in there ear as well as more makes it way into there hair and nose, down the shirt as well. | |
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| Have you ever pied someone?
Posted: 11/8/2009 6:32:21 AM | years ago i bought a cake for my friends bithday and the night before his party my house mate came home blind and when i got up in the morning he was asleep with his head in the cake on the kitchen beanch. i was not a happy camper we had a punch up and i threw him of the 23rd floor balcony then droped a fridge on him and yelled abuse, the next day we made up. we still good friends today although he will never forgive me for he broke his tow when the fridge landed on it. | |
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