| | What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 1 of 20 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20) | We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right???  )
If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!
Here, I'll start:
"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Gretchen) | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:16:24 PM | "I've had better..many times.."
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"you have 5 minutes to get out of here, Bill's coming over.."
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"you didn't please me the way your brother John did last night"
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"your sister's better in bed"
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"your dad's better in bed!!" !! :( ouch! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 1:59:42 PM | Can you leave now? (I spoke it, since it needed to be spoken apparently)
Others have been, "sorry can't be at my place next time since I don't want my roommate to know I am scewing a porker"; "here is my friend's number, I started seeing someone and can't do you both"; "my friend didn't tell me you were a squirter (not the same friend... this one I didn't know it was a referral)." | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 2:30:48 PM | "Oh, hold on... gotta take this. It's my parole officer calling."
"Wow! Three minutes! A record!"
"BWWWWAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!"
"Hurry! You gotta go! My Mom's home!"
"OK, Jerry, you can come out of the closet now. Get any good footage?"
"Uhh-ohhhh. I think I might have killed your kid's gerbil." | |
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