| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/24/2008 9:34:39 AM | I'm wondering if anyone would like to share the dumbest pick up lines that were ever used on you and how did you respond?
For me it was when a woman I was dancing with asked, "Are you a doctor?" I replied, "Yes, take your clothes off, have a seat and I'll be right with you." | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/24/2008 9:58:19 AM | I was seated on a bar stool in my favorite bar (with the developer of the subdivision and my attorney ) celebrating a successful ‘closing’ of one of my homes. I made the comment that “Whew....... ”I just barely got the Wallpaper up in time!)
WHEN - the guy on the next barstool tapped me on my shoulder and said: “SO - you are a WALLPAPER HANGER”?????
In an abject “Haughty” tone I replied: “I don’t THINK so!”””
Then he proceeded to hire me to design and build a home for him, we got married and lived many happy years together!!!
You just NEVER know when a 'seemingly' DUMB pick-up line might JUST work!
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/24/2008 10:47:16 AM | Best one ever... and I mean EVER was said by my oldest brother.
We were all hanging out at this bar in Atlanta and when say all I mean me and ALL 10 of my brothers. In comes this group of women and they look like they all just came from a wedding, something my oldest brother is DEFINATELY allergic to - weddings and women who attend them! The women are seated at the next table (all the large party tables were in the same area). So my brother says OK, time for me to get the hell out of here and just when he stands up and starts reaching for his wallet this little tiny woman comes over from the wedding party and says to my brother...
"Excuse me, but you look familiar. Do I know you?"
My brother, calmly turned and looked at the lady and without missing a beat he said:
"Maybe, I'm a doctor at the VD clinic."
Both tables cracked up! The lady was all embarassed, my brother felt badly so he hung around... turns out they did know each other from about 10 years before but nothing clicked. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/24/2008 3:27:54 PM | ^^^^^^^^I will have to remember that one
But hmm...tackiest one was a couple years ago, a guy walked up to me and said ''when are you going to let me suck your toes."....I wanted to vomit...but instead just walked away. I'm actually pretty cold at clubs if i go out and get hit on, i have no problems walking away, leaving them looking like the idiots they are. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/25/2008 1:56:28 PM | funniest reply to a pick up line i heard: -this drunk guy yells at this really cute girl "heeeeyyyyy baaaaaby why dont you sit on my face" (the whole place got quiet) -she stared at him for about two seconds then she replied: "looks like someone already did" the place erupted in laughter -he slinked out of there with his tail between his legs... | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/25/2008 9:54:44 PM | There's a bar on the beach I go to once in a blue moon. They have Blues music and live bands which I enjoy, but the average age in there is late 40s early 50s and I'm 31.
Anyway, the women there have no problem at all coming right up to you and expecting you to have a conversation with them. There are always a few real winners if you catch my drift.
One time a woman came right up to me at the bar, sat down next to me and asked "What's Your Sign?"
I finished a drink of my beer, put it down, turned to her and said "Stop!"
A very attractive young woman later came to me and asked me if she could use that one. Of course I didn't mind, I bought her a drink and we hit it off. So in a roundabout way, that one worked for me. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/28/2008 11:15:39 PM | What did Jeffery Dahmer use as a pick up line to Lorena Bobbit?
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/29/2008 11:55:38 AM | "hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
works everytime....well for a first date anyway....i don't seem to get many followup dates from that one....
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 12/29/2008 3:15:40 PM | had a lady come up to me in a bar in her wedding dress,she just got married,and said If you ask me ,I will go home with you right now,,lol,, I told her to go find her husband,,,man thats bad,,but true,, | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/20/2009 5:06:53 PM | I was dancing with friends and a guy asked "Hey, do you think I can dance or do I need to get you another drink first?" He could dance, but I took the drink.
And I know it came from a dumb teen movie, but a guy actually tried it with me...
"Suck me, beautiful..."
Nope, it didn't work... LOL | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/20/2009 5:50:54 PM | ^^^^^^ In my younger days a buddy of mine in Atlanta actually prooved it was a numbers game. On three sequential Saturday nights he set out asking reasonably hot women "if they would like to go to his car and have sex." First Saturday it took 23 before he got a hit, 2nd Saturday it was closer to 30 and 3rd Satuday it was 25 or so... and never once did he get slapped! My guess, you were just another no on the way to a yes.
This line has been used on me twice and both times it worked... the last time was about a year ago in a Doris's...
Me: Picking out a slab of NY Strips
She: Holding up a smaller slab of T-bones she asks me "how do you cook these?"
Me: Half jokingly... What kind of grill do you have?
She: I think its gas but I dont know, I live in a condo.
Me: Then maybe we should plan on cooking them at my house
She: Laughing, brushing her hair back... Can you be trusted?
Me: I think so but the cow is definately gonna have a different opinion
She: Laughing... says really, tell me... how do you cook them?
Me: Well, first we have to get Alex (the butcher) to cut them in to steaks, then I have to properly chill the wine, get the potatoes ready, light some candles, put on some soft music and then you and I can light the grill...
She: Laughing... you're not going to give up are you!
Me: Not for a moment.
She: Call me this afternoon and she gave me her number...
I helped her order the proper cut and get them freezer wrapped... we dated for three weeks and I am proud to say that when we parted company she could indeed grill a steak! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/21/2009 7:23:12 PM | Okay, Easy, Wanna and Phishy, that actually had me laughing out loud so thanks for that! I have to say that out of all of them Easy had quite a line in my opinion - as I was reading it I could see that line work over and over...and I do believe he could "teach" her to grill a mean "steak" to perfection! Thanks guys for the laugh! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/21/2009 7:47:21 PM | Thanks Wanna but I prefer that quality piece that goes on the grill! Something I can sink my fork into!  Grilling just makes all things taste better don't you think? lol
Alright, you guys could get me into trouble - going back to my little hole! - Keep posting these dumb lines - I for one, would have fallen hook, line and sinker for the one Easy used so I'm not thinking it was so dumb after all; however, there are some that do qualify! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 12:58:22 AM | Bob, this thread commenced in 2008??? I'm surprised it didn't take off..well, maybe since it has been revived, it will gain popularity again...
In any case, I was shopping in the grocery store during the Passover Jewish holiday and, I was getting all the necessary items; including, two first cut briskets which were, at the time, the only two items in my cart.
This guy came over and remarked, "Wow, you've got two really nice briskets!"
I kind of looked at him sternly and, he said..."Oh, do you happen to have a good recipe for them?"
I gave him an easy recipe (Just a package of Lipton onion soup mix and a can of whole berry cranberries and some water).....and then walked away leaving him standing there with his mouth open. LOL
It was quite amusing to say the least and, I've never forgotten it.
~~Beth~~ | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/22/2009 5:36:38 AM |
I for one, would have fallen hook, line and sinker for the one Easy used
Hey, Pete, put the brunette down and get over here. Redstar has a cookie for you. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:41:49 AM | Wanna I do have to say my cookies are the best! I daresay that poor Easy would become addicted and then what would he do? Just teasing Easy - but I do like his name......Easy!!!!!!
Srq, love your story! Hope to see you in the near future again - loved your last party!!! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/22/2009 10:01:56 AM | Well... there was this one stripper named Candy and she overheard a few of us talking about a bachelor party we were going to and she said "Just remember boys, you can't have a party without Candy!"
So perhaps our new saying is: "We can't have a party without Cookies!"
I just got this one on another site... I laughed my ass off for a good 10 minutes! "One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there." | |
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