| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 9:59:53 AM | Ok I went to the salon today to get my hair done and while there noticed a new product. Asked my stylist about it. Its called Bettty. Its hair dye for the hair down there. Yes thats right hair dye for your trim. She said some women do shapes to match the colors, and some use it to hide the gray. Its available in 8 colors, including pink, blue, red and green, as well as "natural" ones.
So my question is ladies would you shape and dye your trim into pink hearts or red lips or a green tree for your man(yes those were some of the options? Would you seriously consider this?
And guys, what would you do if you discovered this on your partner?
Personally I don't think I could keep a straight face or expect a partner to. | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:11:01 AM | Okay it's bad enough that guys want you to be clean shaven (COMPLETELY) and now this??
Oh my.
The guy can dye his too right?
HAHHAHAA
Well, hopefully whoever does this tries out the strand/patch test first, so they don't get any allergic reactions. And hopefully this product has been fully tested, and has no side effects, and is completely hygenic. Otherwise, the results could be horrendous. | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:15:27 AM |
Its available in 8 colors, including pink, blue, red and green, as well as "natural" ones.
So my question is ladies would you shape and dye your trim into pink hearts or red lips or a green tree for your man(yes those were some of the options? Would you seriously consider this? I'm sorry, even if it were St. Paddy's Day, I would be rebuffed finding anything green down there; especially if it resembled some type of foliage!  | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:16:59 AM | Ah yes.... the desensitizing of the human race. Don't you just love the porn industry??
I just shave when I know my lover's coming to visit and leave it at that.
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:19:17 AM | Yeah... I've also heard of stick-on jewlery that you can put there... like little stick-on hearts and stars, etc... Honestly? All that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much work. Is it not enough that we have to groom there, our legs, underarms, hair (cut, dye, straighten or perm), eyebrows, nails, makeup, jewlery, buy/shop for fashionable clothes, high heels, nylons, perfume, some women even resort to plastic surgery, etc, etc... (and then guys complain about all the stock we have and how long it takes to get ready...) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
All that, and what do ask guys to do? A little soap, shave and clean clothes is all we ask.
I am drawing the line. No dye for me. Just no. | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:26:09 AM |
Yeah... I've also heard of stick-on jewlery that you can put there... like little stick-on hearts and stars, etc... Honestly? All that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much work. Exactly. Besides, all of that stuff would not hold our interest. Now is you were to run a cable line to it and install a HD TV, then we'd have something to work with. It wouldn't need to be installed all the time either, just during the playoffs.  | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 10:48:10 AM | Sorry mikesignify30 no pics. My Betty is for private functions not mass consumption.
Wasn't seeking attention, was just genuinely curious if there really were people out there that would go for this. I about fell outta the chair laughing.
I have a hard enough time keeping up w/ regular day to day maintaince. I don't want to add to my daily routine any more than I have to.
And yes guys can use in on their's too. | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 11:28:45 AM | Vag topiary. I just get images of Edward Scissorhands. Taking off her pants and a scale giraffe pops up.
I don't know if I could keep myself from playing with it, making it talk, anthropomorphizing it. How vain can you get? | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 12:41:08 PM | That sounds like a great idea fora rainy afternoon, "Honey, would you help me with an arts and crafts project?" she asked, holding a bottle of dye and clippers. | |
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| Ladies...now the rug can match the drapes...... Posted: 1/8/2009 12:44:29 PM | | Hahahaha! I was talking lower hair with an ex roommate and his girl friend over my Christmas vacation, and I claimed to have a blue landing strip.... good to know I could make the joke a reality if I were inclined... (God, I love it when I say the most ridiculous thing I can think of and there turns out to be a product designed to make it happen....) | |
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