| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 6:49:36 AM | What are your favourite sayings? Mine are...... 1. Never trust a man whos eyebrows meet. 2. Don't do to others what you wouldn't want done to yourself.
I had a relationship with a man whos eyebrows met. I met him through a dating website and I thought that I'd give him the benefit of the doubt when I met him in person and saw that his eyebrows met but I should have heeded my first saying because he turned out to be totally untrustworthy. I'll be sticking by that saying totally now!
Anyone got any sayings that they thought that they should have heeded? | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 9:22:06 AM | As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!! (For those of us old enough to remember that WKRP Thanksgiving episode!)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
(Just read that one the other day. I love stars and sky metaphors, so this one had me lmao!)
I live my life inside a cuckoo clock! Paraphrasing Homer...Simpson, that is! | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 10:12:43 AM | Thats ignorance gone to seed.
The meat was so fresh you could still see the jockey's whip marks!
Protest France. Bathe often! | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 10:27:36 AM | | I've got a few, but the one I'm going to get embroidered on a sampler is, "A f uckup on your part should not constitute a crisis on mine." | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 12:10:38 PM | Advice to whiners/crybabies: "Get down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge and get over it!" ~ Christopher Titus
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 12:33:29 PM | "If you can't say something nice about someone, you haven't gotten to know them well enough yet!" "If you think I'm bad now........ I've already been helped."
"Of course I understand what you're saying....... I took 4 years of STUPIDITY in high school just so I could understand people like you!"
"The working class of people pronounce the word as.... JUSTICE. However, most poloticians pronounce that same word as, JUST....US!"
"Smile, you look silly as hell when you pout!" | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 5:28:53 PM | | its Australian, could confuse those unfamliar with aussie twang .........".wots your favourite colour bloo " | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/16/2009 9:05:44 PM | | In the immortal words of Billy Joel: "The good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems" | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/17/2009 5:42:42 AM | | Life is what you make it.. remember that the most important things in life are not things... and never regret anything that made you smile. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/17/2009 6:47:39 AM | my mate uses this one a lot "Theres no such thing in the world as strangers, just friends you havent met"  | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/17/2009 9:03:41 AM | Mine- for those into self-awareness and growth is: "You don't see things as they are-you see things as YOU are. Change your perception-change your reality because it is your attitude that determines your experience of the world. YOU are the only one who thinks in your mind".
If we could only all understand the power of these words-the world could change in a moment...with everyone working on themselves instead of others. Just a thought to consider....Peace and Love out there. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/17/2009 10:16:17 AM | My favorite sayings are from Mae West:
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  | |
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| What are your favourite sayings? Posted: 1/17/2009 10:40:38 AM | | Cloud Nine gets all the publicity, but Cloud Eight is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view. | |
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