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Posted: 1/18/2009 4:54:10 AM | ................................................. ..........................................................................
Now and then you get one of those gems that you just Gotta share - you know "Spread the chuckle" hehehe
So .. Let's get laughin PEI .. Maybe a few haha's will get "us" playin together!
K - So, here's what I got in my inbox this morning:
NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN GIRL
A rural Saskatchewan farmer's wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman. She was so mad - she grabbed him by
the hair of his head and yanked him right out of bed and across the
room, she dragged him down the stairs,out the back door, and into the
tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice,
and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up
a old rusty saw. The banged up farmer was terrified, and hollered,
'Stop! Stop! You're not Gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are
you? 'The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire,
and go to town for a cold beer. You do what you gotta do!!! | |
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Posted: 1/18/2009 4:56:24 AM | .................................................................... ...........................................................
Wait .. I have another one!!
A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary . The boy, who had been quietly looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy walked down the aisle and asked the attendant, who was extremely busy serving drinks.
She smiled and asked, 'Did your Mom tell you to ask me?' The boy answered, 'Yes.'
'Well, you go and tell your Mom that there are no baby airplanes because Westjet always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.'  :
((I LOVE Westjet!!)) | |
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Posted: 1/18/2009 5:30:07 AM | How do you break a finger of a fellow Canadian?
Punch him in the nose! 
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Posted: 1/19/2009 5:44:27 AM | .............................................................................................................................
MY DAD IS A FATHER TOO
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, ' I am a Father'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that-'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many'
The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way-'
The priest, getting impatient, said, 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and whispered, 'Maybe you should wear your pants backwards | |
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Posted: 1/19/2009 6:47:13 AM | ........................................................................ ...................................................
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken." | |
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Posted: 1/19/2009 11:15:14 AM | ...........................................................................................................................
Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop
WARNING! Do NOT eat or drink while reading this.
Men call women stupid! Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
"Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife?"
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
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Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a
second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading 0Aglasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head****d to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. .. . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in m y legs?
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the scene. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I shit on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was=2 0gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'
STOP LAUGHING! You can't fix stupid | |
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Posted: 1/22/2009 1:02:39 PM | http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2077360/beware_of_the_doghouse_hilarious/
I'd like to know where this place is!  | |
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Posted: 1/22/2009 4:27:07 PM | The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at****ails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7! . HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know.....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough of a sense of humor to take it!!!!  | |
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Posted: 1/24/2009 9:13:59 AM | Thank you for the laughs... "quote" LAUGHS yabbdabbadoo!
I really enjoyed them as well as my friends when I read it out to them!
To all the men...
Come on and have a good laugh with us... for we are not laughing at you but laughing WITH you... 
cindy is back | |
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Posted: 1/24/2009 7:48:41 PM | The Global Facts .. At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex .
Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading jokes online...
You hang in there, Sunshine...
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Posted: 1/24/2009 8:25:49 PM | Double check before you hit the "SEND"
This one is priceless....A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email
address!!!!
An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly
icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the
hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his
wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following
a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the
first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey
is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!! | |
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Posted: 1/28/2009 5:23:19 AM | ..........................................................................................................................................
After Chelsea Clinton returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea replies she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love.
Hillary then asks, 'You didn't have sex, did you?'
Chelsea replies, 'Not according to Dad.'
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Posted: 2/1/2009 12:02:21 PM | A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour
just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do
you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.' | |
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Posted: 2/2/2009 7:37:16 AM | ..............................^^^ ^^^^ hehehe........................................................
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
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Posted: 2/3/2009 6:58:27 PM | The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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Posted: 2/5/2009 5:32:03 PM | FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
Laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
And who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
And who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
Do not know each other. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2009 7:18:07 AM | .................................................................................................................................
On Marriage:
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting.
As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'
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Posted: 2/11/2009 12:39:08 AM | ....................................  POKE ..........................................
A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He
went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended
diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam
approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the
exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to
find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the
instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an
outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
This equaled an A. After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an
extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
done in my entire career.
(ty D) | |
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Posted: 2/11/2009 5:52:47 AM | .. .. POKE.. POKE..POKE! ............................................poke!................
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked, 'How does that feel?
Bert replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.' | |
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Posted: 2/11/2009 4:09:36 PM | .............................................................................................................................
Jungle Love
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
((pssst - Thanx eh!!)) | |
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Posted: 2/12/2009 1:15:45 AM | An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
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Posted: 2/15/2009 1:21:04 PM | .............................................................. ...............................................................
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint.
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude..... How much water did you drink?!!' | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 5:45:38 PM | Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack
had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose!!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'.
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, 'Son..what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married"!!!
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 6:38:30 AM | ..........................................................................................................................
A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and
eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and
coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not
hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really
taken the edge off my appetite.'
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl
of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'
He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
desire for food.'
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
'Would you like a juicy ribeye steak and scrumptious apple
pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'
He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the
Viagra... I'm still not hungry.'
'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me . I'm f*cking
starving! | |
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Posted: 2/19/2009 8:20:43 AM | You won't find this in a medical dictionary. It's a clinical diagnosis.
There is a medical distinction ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. | |
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