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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Author  Thread: Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology  JeffMLD Joined: 1/9/2009 Msg: 1 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 10:10:10 AM This could get Intresting. Few Examples to help out those with no Football Terminology Skill Intentional Grounding 2 Minute Drill Personal Foul Illegal Motion in the backfeild Mine, I'm going with.... Too Many Men on The Feild  PAClassyLady Joined: 5/31/2008 Msg: 2 Well, DUH! Posted: 2/12/2009 10:59:17 AM TOUCHDOWN!! He scores!  TheGredge Joined: 1/1/2009 Msg: 3 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 11:21:46 AM Here's the snap---OOOHHHHH FUMM-BLE!  daveg61961 Joined: 9/28/2007 Msg: 4 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 12:35:01 PM Unsportsmanlike conduct!  burke001 Joined: 11/19/2008 Msg: 5 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 12:57:47 PM I'm going with . . . Delay of Game  smilee101 Joined: 11/19/2008 Msg: 6 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 1:04:14 PM I no nothing of football so i hope i do ok with this! He took excessive time outs and never really seemed interested in getting the first down.  goodoleboy72 Joined: 12/9/2007 Msg: 7 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 1:37:31 PM I'd hafta say OFFSIDES  J_in_SD* Joined: 1/1/2009 Msg: 8 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/12/2009 11:50:23 PM Illegal use of hands.  night501 Joined: 3/2/2005 Msg: 9 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/13/2009 3:21:33 AM Here's the snap. The quarterback is safely tucked in the pocket. He is looking for a reciever and finds one... The throw Intercepted. Nobody can catch this guy. He is at the 20... the 10... TOUCHDOWN!!! I threw the interception.  mickeydee302 Joined: 12/28/2008 Msg: 10 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/13/2009 7:04:57 AM I am like the 2008 Detroit Lions -- I score once in awhile, but I still cannot win one.  gym12 Joined: 1/29/2006 Msg: 11 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/13/2009 7:42:38 AM The Nickel Package  lovelylurker Joined: 2/10/2009 Msg: 12 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/15/2009 5:43:44 AM double coverage...he is a free agent...The front seven scores on many fields  PearlOfGreatPrice Joined: 1/19/2009 Msg: 13 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/15/2009 10:52:43 AM He had a cut-back (after she voiced some disappointment over being stood up on New Year's Eve.)  suzie46 Joined: 10/25/2007 Msg: 14 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/15/2009 2:11:58 PM man, i'm from the UK and i get this...... no one ever accused me of having a tight end ..... xx Suz xx  312T4 Joined: 12/9/2008 Msg: 15 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/16/2009 1:42:42 AM win by default, the other team failed to show  galenight Joined: 5/19/2008 Msg: 16 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/16/2009 3:18:01 AM She threw a great pass, but he fumbled the ball... Then he became a free agent.  Brave Stranger Joined: 11/17/2008 Msg: 17 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/20/2009 8:35:21 AM Wow, i bet there were a lot of tight ends in the formation  scottca1976 Joined: 2/28/2008 Msg: 18 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/20/2009 12:31:26 PM Muddy Ground!!! ll not explain that one!  okie55 Joined: 1/20/2009 Msg: 19 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/20/2009 2:52:05 PM That player was a tight end but next year they are going to be a wide receiver.  Nullomore Joined: 2/16/2009 Msg: 20 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/20/2009 7:53:26 PM "Nickel Defense" - I can't pay because all I have is change.  GWSmith Joined: 12/18/2008 Msg: 21 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/21/2009 4:53:05 AM The defense was playing aggressively, locking down the receivers and keeping the short game behind the line of scrimmage. The offense was barely holding together by making brilliant plays on 3rd and long when finally on a 4th and inches the offensive coordinator decided it was all or nothing and the defenders stuffed the play.  the mutt Joined: 1/16/2009 Msg: 22 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/21/2009 12:04:40 PM ....looks like he was in the "hurry -up"offense that play  Jigger31 Joined: 2/8/2009 Msg: 23 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/21/2009 12:21:38 PM If football... I'm the kicker... lol. If baseball... Rain delay If Racing... Red flag If basketball... The halftime slam dunk ape stole the ball and went home. If golf (on tv)... Well... Don't really need to say much more than that...  Indycorona71 Joined: 12/15/2008 Msg: 24 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/21/2009 7:00:03 PM She was an MVP. Most valuable" Player"  Sumo_sumo Joined: 12/26/2008 Msg: 25 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/22/2009 2:09:08 AM Well everytime I think I'm getting ahead in my sex life, I look back and see a flag on the play. Page 1 of 2 1, 2

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