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 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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What are 3 words you do not want to hear during sex? I've come up with several. I am sure many can find other funny ones. I'll start:

"Honey, I'm home!"
"Is it in?"
"Dad is better"
"Is that it"
"That's my cervix!'
"What's that smell?"
 DSV2
Joined: 2/4/2009
Msg: 2
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 11:20:12 AM
What is that?
Who are you?
Where am I?
You're kidding,right?
 owzabout
Joined: 5/7/2007
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 11:33:41 AM
This might hurt?!
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 4
Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/18/2009 11:50:17 AM
Yeah, I'm pre-op.


(Remember, these are JOKES.)
 smilee101
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 5
Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/18/2009 11:55:46 AM
Your brother's better.
Are you done?
It's kinda little!
Isnt it cute!

 skoochie
Joined: 4/29/2008
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Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/18/2009 12:09:06 PM
Someone else's name.
The condom broke.
RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!
 owzabout
Joined: 5/7/2007
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Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/18/2009 12:40:15 PM
"Well hello Clarice!"
 smilee101
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 8
Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/18/2009 1:44:50 PM
Oh jeez! That would be creepy! definate mood killer, ha-ha killer.
 westcoastgypsy
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 9
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 2:08:24 PM
Honey, it broke. what is that? I love you. did you cum?
 GreyNomad43
Joined: 12/4/2008
Msg: 10
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 2:45:21 PM
Ho hum snzzz!
Ceiling needs painting!
Didn't feel anything!
 goodoleboy72
Joined: 12/9/2007
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 5:34:19 PM
You done yet
I've had better
That was quick
South Park's on!!!!!!!!
 bizzyfish
Joined: 1/3/2009
Msg: 12
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 5:57:57 PM
Hey!! Wrong hole!!!
 firesocks
Joined: 10/10/2008
Msg: 13
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 6:15:02 PM
Is it In?
Where's the Key?
Was that it?
Are you done?
 owzabout
Joined: 5/7/2007
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 6:28:34 PM
"Im into cannabalism!"
 owzabout
Joined: 5/7/2007
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 6:30:21 PM
^^^^ or even cannibalism!!
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 8:39:00 PM
That was quick.

Really, that's it?

No you didn't!

It's kinda cute.
 UrsulaMajor
Joined: 6/21/2008
Msg: 17
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/18/2009 10:46:11 PM
"Your dad's better."
"That was...okay."
"My wife's home."
and
"I've had better."
 DoINeedOne
Joined: 7/20/2008
Msg: 18
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 12:01:08 AM
"mummy, daddys home"

"pass the newspaper"

"what's this spot?"

"where's my glasses?"
 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 3:29:33 AM
Where's the beef?
Say my name!
I'm in labour!
Scab came off
(for guys) Grab MY penis! Tickle MY balls!
This costs extra
Your creditcard's maxed
Peace unto you (if you don't get it - good for you!)
Who are you?
Where am I?
Can't find it!
 owzabout
Joined: 5/7/2007
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 5:38:15 AM
"Get me to hospital!"
 Angelic Witch
Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 21
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 9:11:49 AM
i've had better orgasm's by myself

 DoINeedOne
Joined: 7/20/2008
Msg: 22
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 10:20:39 AM
That might be a presonal statement Miss WItch but it's more than 3 words

From a teacher

"Could do better"
 the baron05
Joined: 3/20/2007
Msg: 23
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 10:59:47 AM
thank you. NEXT.
school in morning.
 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 12:36:37 PM
"Please insert quarter"
"Ashes to ashes"
"Cleanup, frozen foods!"
"Where's my dentures?"
"My dog's better"
"ADMINISTER TESTICLE CLAMPS!!!!"
 luvs2laugh78
Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 25
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/19/2009 2:11:31 PM
"Choke me biyatch"

True story, ran like hell!
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