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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > 3 words you don't want to hear during sex      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 13 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  Author  Thread: 3 words you don't want to hear during sex  Redlance71 Joined: 2/2/2009 Msg: 1 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 10:11:40 AM What are 3 words you do not want to hear during sex? I've come up with several. I am sure many can find other funny ones. I'll start: "Honey, I'm home!" "Is it in?" "Dad is better" "Is that it" "That's my cervix!' "What's that smell?"  DSV2 Joined: 2/4/2009 Msg: 2 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 11:20:12 AM What is that? Who are you? Where am I? You're kidding,right?  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 3 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 11:33:41 AM This might hurt?!  PAClassyLady Joined: 5/31/2008 Msg: 4 Oooopsy! Posted: 2/18/2009 11:50:17 AM Yeah, I'm pre-op. (Remember, these are JOKES.)  smilee101 Joined: 11/19/2008 Msg: 5 Oooopsy! Posted: 2/18/2009 11:55:46 AM Your brother's better. Are you done? It's kinda little! Isnt it cute!  skoochie Joined: 4/29/2008 Msg: 6 view profile History Oooopsy! Posted: 2/18/2009 12:09:06 PM Someone else's name. The condom broke. RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 7 view profile History Oooopsy! Posted: 2/18/2009 12:40:15 PM "Well hello Clarice!"  smilee101 Joined: 11/19/2008 Msg: 8 Oooopsy! Posted: 2/18/2009 1:44:50 PM Oh jeez! That would be creepy! definate mood killer, ha-ha killer.  westcoastgypsy Joined: 11/13/2008 Msg: 9 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 2:08:24 PM Honey, it broke. what is that? I love you. did you cum?  GreyNomad43 Joined: 12/4/2008 Msg: 10 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 2:45:21 PM Ho hum snzzz! Ceiling needs painting! Didn't feel anything!  goodoleboy72 Joined: 12/9/2007 Msg: 11 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 5:34:19 PM You done yet I've had better That was quick South Park's on!!!!!!!!  bizzyfish Joined: 1/3/2009 Msg: 12 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 5:57:57 PM Hey!! Wrong hole!!!  firesocks Joined: 10/10/2008 Msg: 13 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 6:15:02 PM Is it In? Where's the Key? Was that it? Are you done?  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 14 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 6:28:34 PM "Im into cannabalism!"  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 15 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 6:30:21 PM ^^^^ or even cannibalism!!  GWSmith Joined: 12/18/2008 Msg: 16 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 8:39:00 PM That was quick. Really, that's it? No you didn't! It's kinda cute.  UrsulaMajor Joined: 6/21/2008 Msg: 17 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/18/2009 10:46:11 PM "Your dad's better." "That was...okay." "My wife's home." and "I've had better."  mikethebike64 Joined: 7/20/2008 Msg: 18 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 12:01:08 AM "mummy, daddys home" "pass the newspaper" "what's this spot?" "where's my glasses?"  Redlance71 Joined: 2/2/2009 Msg: 19 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 3:29:33 AM Where's the beef? Say my name! I'm in labour! Scab came off (for guys) Grab MY penis! Tickle MY balls! This costs extra Your creditcard's maxed Peace unto you (if you don't get it - good for you!) Who are you? Where am I? Can't find it!  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 20 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 5:38:15 AM "Get me to hospital!"  Angelic Witch Joined: 4/26/2007 Msg: 21 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 9:11:49 AM i've had better orgasm's by myself  mikethebike64 Joined: 7/20/2008 Msg: 22 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 10:20:39 AM That might be a presonal statement Miss WItch but it's more than 3 words From a teacher "Could do better"  the baron05 Joined: 3/20/2007 Msg: 23 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 10:59:47 AM thank you. NEXT. school in morning.  Redlance71 Joined: 2/2/2009 Msg: 24 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 12:36:37 PM "Please insert quarter" "Ashes to ashes" "Cleanup, frozen foods!" "Where's my dentures?" "My dog's better" "ADMINISTER TESTICLE CLAMPS!!!!"  luvs2laugh78 Joined: 3/3/2008 Msg: 25 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/19/2009 2:11:31 PM "Choke me biyatch" True story, ran like hell! Page 1 of 13 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

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