| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/23/2009 12:48:23 PM | BMW
Biggest Metal Waste
DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
HONDA
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Jeep
Just Eats Every Penny
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/23/2009 2:43:48 PM | I see your a Ford man or you have said:
Found on road dead or
Focked over rebuilt Dodge.
Do you have one for Chevrolet? | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/24/2009 3:23:38 AM | CHEVROLET
Choice Honda Enemies' Vehicle Regardless Of Lacking Excellent Transmissions
GMC
Got My Chinks?
HYUNDAI
Have Your Unreliable, Neglected,****d Automobile Issues?
DELORIAN
Doc Emmet Loves Old Race Icon And Nostalgia
MERCEDES-BENZ
My Expensive Ride Cost Everything Daddy Ever Saved, Bank Emptied Near Zero.
HUMMER
Highly Unstoppable Mass Monster Ever Rolling | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:10:45 PM | ASTON MARTIN
As Stated This Ordinary Nuisance Makes All Rich Thugs Insistant Nuisances
ACURA
All Crap Unto Ride Accepted
CADILLAC
Crap Abundantly Driven In Local Lawless Arrest Chases
CHRYSLER
Can Heritage Really Yield So Lacking Excitment (in a) Ride?
JAGUAR
Just As Good Under A Rhino
LEXUS
Let's Expend "X" US dollars.
MASERATI
May Americans Savor European Rides After This Idiot?
ROLLS-ROYCE
Really Old Loud Lazily Serviceable Ride Of Yesterday Costs Everything | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:35:53 PM | TOYOTA
takin out your oriental trashy arse
PONTIAC
piece of nothing, tries imitating actual cars
DODGE
dogged or dead geared engines
OPEL
other people even laugh
MOPAR
mom other people are racing
CHEVY
cheap heavy equipment very (y)useless
FORD
for off road duty
CAMARO
car and motor are rusted objects | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/25/2009 6:06:48 PM | MITSUBISHI
Massive Inexperience That So Utterly Born (an) International Safety Hazard Into (the world)
SHELBY
So How (much) Excess Luxury Bothers You?
DIABLO
Demonic Idea And Bad Luxury Options
MURCIELAGO
My Ultimate Ride Crashes Into Everything Like A Gossiping Oprah
S10
Something a 10-year-old (would build).
BORG-WARNER
Buy Original Ride Guys, We'll Add Race Nostalgia (to your) Ego's Radiance | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/27/2009 8:01:50 AM | CHEVROLET
cheap
hardly
efficient
virtually
runs
on
luck
every
time
I didn't see anyone use that one yet | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 2/27/2009 9:17:28 AM | toyota
too often yankees overprice this auto
ford
found on road dead
fix or repair daily
fix on race day | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 3/21/2009 5:12:52 PM | GMC=Get the Mechanic Clyde
Ford = Flip Over Read Directions
F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
SAAB= Sweedish Autos Are Bad
JEEP=Just Empyt Every Pocket (I know I love em and been runnin em for years)
BMW= Break My Wallet
AUDI= Another Uber Disturbed Idiot
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NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks (hell ya I watch the races)
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And finally I dare any one to come up with one for
STUDEBAKER....LOL
BTW..... If I wanted a HUMMER I'd ask your Sister.......(it's a jeep thing) | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 3/23/2009 3:38:15 AM | A bit off the original idea, but did you hear of the new Mercedes model?
The Mercedes-Benz-Wrinklez-Crunchez.
~Gangrel | |
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| What all those auto names mean
Posted: 3/23/2009 7:39:27 AM | FORD (for the dislyxic):
Driver Returns On Foot
MOPAR (Chrysler's parts division):
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin. | |
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