| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 11:46:04 AM | A Serious Member did write me,
You can't drop by and delight me,
If you want to get laid,
You need to Upgrade,
Or you'll never see me in my nightie.
Hmmm... Since I'm under a 200 character limit, I need another verse:
The Serious Member still rants,
She doesn't care how well I dance,
Without a gold star,
I'm below the bar,
Of the men she'll let into her pants. | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 3:33:21 PM | Where is your star?
Where is your star?
No sweet surrender without the star.
Forget the prose
Forget the hoe's
Where is your star? | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 4:44:12 PM | it was only a matter of time
because money is so tite
to search for a mate so sublime
fruitless like any free site
still it's not a crime
but why do I feel like
I may have to pay just to rhyme | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 5:15:16 PM | now I pray for intuition
fruitful thought & lot of fishing
the star of gold i won't be missing
as i continue not to dish in
instead i'll remain free high above in the clouds
should've sent him a fiver as he stunned the crowd
independent thinkers so far & between
maybe i'd rather contemplate a titanium ring | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 6:57:43 PM | Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first practise to deceive.......
It seems hardly necessary to introduce ourselves to our readers with anything beyond the assurance that we work to create an ode to posterity!We have no personal interests to secure and the opinions we may express on current topics will,we trust,be honest;our praise sincere!
Among many exponents of the opinions on numerous matters of interest our occasional observations may not be deemed unworthy of a passing perusal.
More 'strength to the arm' of the thespian. | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/12/2009 7:12:37 PM | men who claim to measuring up as a "serious member",
can get a woman into serious trouble.
how is she to know if he means he is a dating contender
or is bragging that his schlong is 6 inches double?
(I tried lol  ) | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/13/2009 5:05:37 PM | A serious member I hath to be
lest the fawning of my wimsy die lonesome from surrender
Oh how hearts would swoon
And eyes a flutter
If only I could only make my gold star larger... | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/14/2009 8:29:18 AM | On being a therious member
I hath no dethire to
Theriously looking every theptember
leaveth me thumthing to athpire to
I juth want a thumone to hug an kith
thumone who can over come my lithp
ie: a thing to remember a gilded turd is shiny outside but nonetheless it's a turd on the inside | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/14/2009 2:08:16 PM | If I were a serious member,
This month I'd double my dates
But I'm too cheap to pay
For a virtual lay
Though a star would make me look great.
Others will get more dates than me
if I don't do something fast.
I could get a better car
or take a picture of a star
tattooed in gold on my ass. | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/14/2009 6:01:14 PM | "Seriously"
In my dreams of serious
Ol Doc says I'm delerious
But for a mere sixty buck
Serious am I in changed luck!
Ohh the banter now enjoy!
Serious patrons now employ!
Oh! The star beside my name!
Never more to play at the game!
All for 5.95 charged a month fee!
Sixty bucks a year to express free!
Oh the freedom of comfort oppulence!
That paid expression smells like flatulence...
(Take a ride on the 'Reading'....no fare......seriously...) | |
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Z-Day
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Joined: 11/30/2005
Msg: 11 | |
| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/17/2009 12:24:06 AM | Took me a while to post this as my forum posting abilities were revoked for making my profile image even though I am not using a logo or copyright image but just butthurt. Here is my Ode:
This is all that is me
Posted for the world to see
Words the paint my mind
But here is disgust I find...
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People that are asking for
What they arent looking for
"Where are all the nice guys?"
Said with toned flesh in their eyes
"Me are nothing but jerks"
While pouring out the water works
The "nice" guy listens and pines
While the pretty princess sits and whines
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Look at me young and old
Im a sight to behold
arms so big and strong
doesnt matter if I am wrong
posing with my fast car
my physique will get me far
Just to get drunk off some kegs
Only want whats between your legs
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These things are what I view
which all make me want to spew
A truthful profile we remembers
So why so SERIOUS... members? | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/17/2009 2:24:12 AM | To have a gold star I aspire
They say it will grant my desire.
With the gold star like a luminous beacon
Girls all shall see I'm what they're seeking.
The envy of all my lads,
My pristine personals profile
shall be free of all ads
no marketing on it to defile.
A promise to double my pitiful number of dates?
Sounds so great I'll double my praise into greats!
But I've done the sums in my head like a hero,
and none times two comes out only at zero. | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/17/2009 2:48:18 AM | ahhhh...well....it's all a disguise
to lure the innocent with false pride
into igniting their membership
with seriousness
but having been here with the site
for nearly a two year courtship
seems it was just an internship
to now be told overnight no one is serious
unless....behold....they enter the fame
of what I affectionately call
the real name of this game....
'The Starship Enterprise'
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 3/17/2009 5:05:18 AM | Pay a few bucks to get a gold spot,
to answer the question ,
am i serious? or am i not.
regardless if i do or do not spend
It is myself who must show,
I'm worthy of their attention in the end.
So spend you money,
spend your buck,
for a little gold star,
which may or may not improve your luck. | |
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jimweb
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Joined: 4/19/2009
Msg: 15 | |
| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 5/3/2009 11:22:01 PM | you wite some heavy poetry....I do too, but just for funseys...
If a chick wants some romantic stiff I can break out some great two liners.....
shows you wht players we are.....
oh well.....we can' all be fer | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 6/5/2009 7:17:46 PM | Some men believe women are gold diggers anyways
and both sexes complain about how the other sex behaves.
I don't believe buying a star will have us all swoon over it
because for both sexes, we'd still look sexier with that money in our wallet.
Sometimes I wonder
why pay to be on here when its free?
if you choose to pay, go on lavalife or eharmony.
They do the searching for you and you can pay for a more expensive date.
Remember we are all the same people
so just when you believe you've found the one
(with a paying site)
refer to what I wrote in the paragraph above.
 for all these poems | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 6/6/2009 3:45:18 PM | I think that I shall never see
how serious a member can be
but really will they get so far
just because of a golden star
serious or not I hesitate
when one is looking for a mate
the price of gold for me
is way too steep you see
I'm just looking for a date
No gold for me ,a cheapskate | |
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| Ode to a Non-Serious Member
Posted: 6/7/2009 6:55:32 AM | Entry for June 06, 2009
The fog is so thick I can barely see
And only one vision comforts me
The thought of his arms encircling my waist
The thought of his charm
The thought of his taste
Pure as light penetrating the forest floor
Pure as souls searching for something a little more
Someone unafraid and unimpressed
Silence creates the need to regress...
Manipulate, understand
Feel the pulsing of my hand
Know I'm real and I won't ever stray
Knowing I exist should make your day
And I'd say it does
Whether or not you choose to admit
The satisfaction you receive
Just knowing some hopeless twit
Admires you and holds you high
Prays for blessings
From across the sky
Because we are far apart
But that doesn't change
The images flashing before me
Some comforting, some strange
Like the I Love Lucy license plate
Or the Artificial Peak Oil sign at my neighbor's house
Can be something as big as a Spanish love song
Or something so quiet not even a mouse
Would think to compare
That horse's mane to your hair
But this silly mouse does
And I really can't call it love...
but it is something
And to discredit my feelings
Would be a terrible thing.
I have so much to do
Before I'm "really ready"
But I will keep you in my mind
Those eyes that pierce steady
Into my fantasies
While driving or speaking
When I have to shake my head
And focus on whatever I was doing...
because of that strong jaw, thick lips
And alluring eyes that beckoned me
For my outspoken passion
And speedy response
I'm sure he thinks I'm crazy.
That's okay though
What's meant to be
Will be
Just had to let you really know
What your presence means to me. | |
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