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Posted: 3/14/2009 3:38:33 PM | | you were going down on a girl and she let one rip (outright farted in your face). Would you keep munchin down and act like you didn't hear it, or would you say something?? If so, what would you say?? | |
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| WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......... ??
Posted: 3/14/2009 3:42:07 PM | I would just chuckle a bit to let her know it's no big deal.
On the other hand, if it turned out to be a fragrant one, I'd probably come up for some much needed air and wait for the dust to settle. Hey, it happens. | |
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Bluez
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| WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......... ??
Posted: 3/14/2009 3:42:45 PM | Remove my snorkle, glare at her for 5 seconds, replace the snorkle and continue!
Edit: actually, she'd be farting on my chin and hopefully, not in my eyes... that's be rude!
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Posted: 3/14/2009 3:43:42 PM | | I had it happen to me once, I just paused.....she was embarrassed, and luckily she was hotter than hell so we just laughed it off, and continued on our very hot night. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 3:46:53 PM |
Remove my snorkle, glare at her for 5 seconds, replace the snorkle and continue!
damn what a visual
but uhm , I'm wondering, is there a snorkle that only covers the nose.....cuz I kinda like some tounge and lips when I get oral?!! | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 3:48:01 PM | | Depends on her sense of humor. I'd probably just ignore it and keep going, but if she had a good sense of humor, I could imagine saying something like, ``Damn I'm good!'' or ``Those are some hellacious contractions.'' | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 3:59:13 PM | | well you do what any man should do...cork it...have a free hand...and remember to blow her a kiss when she is takeing a trip down to bob for apples | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 6:06:19 PM | It happens. On one of the sites there is a wee sign what sez ""SH!T HAPPENS"". Hopefully it would only be of a gaseous nature. Rarely fatal unless you leap up so fast to escape the toxic stench that you hit you head on the door frame of the car and wake up 7 years later speaking only french.
Best thing for a "gentleman" to do is mumble "DAMN those BEARS. I forgot to close the gate again." and continue as if nothing had happened.
The only danger there is her laughter will probably squeeze out the remaining pocket of gas possibly killing both of you this time. | |
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| WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......... ??
Posted: 3/14/2009 6:11:26 PM | | I'd probably start laughing hysterically, come up for some fresh air, joke about it for a bit then go back to my business... It happens... | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 6:49:20 PM | i would take it as a good sign,
she's obviously relaxed and comfortable enough with me to let rip lol
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Posted: 3/14/2009 6:51:31 PM | | It would be cool. I have had women fart ( even poop) when they cum, its ok, We are just having fun. Farting in my face? I would laugh and play it off- Who would say LEAVE, THATS NASTY!!!?? Not me- I see it as a woman letting her self go and having a good time. We all fart. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 7:06:06 PM | | i did it once when i was having a blow job and it was absoulutly stinking, and my gf at the time stormed off leaving me and frankenstiens monster to look after our selves. what would you do straight up. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 7:07:37 PM | | i did it once when i was having a blow job and it was absoulutly stinking, and my gf at the time stormed off leaving me and frankenstiens monster to look after our selves. what would you do straight up. | |
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| WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......... ??
Posted: 3/14/2009 8:03:21 PM | Two words. Butt plug.
If she likes that, it opens up a lot of other opportunities.
If not, she at least understands your reaction.
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Posted: 3/14/2009 8:21:28 PM | | I refuse to picture myself in that situation for the sake of your thread, so I had my forum sex stunt double fill in. And after talking with him, we agreed that probably what would happen is a flashback to the online profile, emails, first date wardrobe and behavior and all that went into making a good first impression, the courtship, subsequent requirements for the relationship status that enabled her to have the emotions necessary for intimacy, and now all of that was what led to this moment. This, the penultimate expression of romantic fulfillment. But then as that thought passed with the wind a firm hand would press down on her belly a few times just to make sure, and her finger would be pulled for good measure, and only then would the festivities resume. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 8:25:14 PM | Ya gotta laugh. Unless she did it on purpose; then hold her head under the covers; and let one rip.  | |
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Posted: 3/14/2009 9:06:25 PM | Well, that depends on what she spewed forth. Depends on what she had eaten. I would comment on the aroma and try my best to figger out what it was she was a sending my way, who knows, it might be a better flavor than what I was getting in the first place!
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Posted: 3/14/2009 9:13:32 PM |
Ladies dont FART they FLUFF...............lol
.......or poof!!
I have had women fart ( even poop) when they cum
Say what?!?!?!  EEEEwwww!!! | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 4:14:09 AM |
Posted By: dirtrider323 on 3/15/2009 12 :20 :44 AM
When women fart, they fart roses.......so it's all good.
Now THAT'S a man who knows women!!
I'm from New England. We fahht.
Oh, and I would absolutely die of embarrassment if I ever did that while he was down there. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 4:18:31 AM | | I would crack a joke, laugh a little, check to make sure it was not a juicy one, and get back to business.... | |
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