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 wildirishrose1962
Joined: 10/4/2008
Msg: 1
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What is with all this TEXT SEX ?

You meet someone on here find them attractive have a few nice innocent mails talk about life in general and what you are looking for what they are looking for then you exchange numbers and the text soon turns sexual. A couple of “hi its me” texts and thanks for the number then …. WHAT TURNS U ON ……and…… I WANT TO DO THIS TO YOU…. and….. I WOULD DO THAT TO YOU … and SQUIRT YOU HERE…. and…. SQUEEZE YOU THERE

And this continues to very complicated scenarios involving showers beds fruit and cream, public places and changing rooms…

And I am peeling the potatoes away, and seeing these texts getting more and more to a crescendo like he’s having a great imaginative experience.

Then after about 10 mins he’s texting saying "oh wow that was great you are amazing baby"

And then the potatoes are ready and I'm mashing them thinking what does he think I’m doing? I wonder?

Some people obviously get some kind of satisfaction from this but what does it do for you? I find it just a joke and certainly not erotic or sexually stimulating.
 maggy456
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 2
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:11:11 AM

Some people obviously get some kind of satisfaction from this but what does it do for you? I find it just a joke and certainly not erotic or sexually stimulating.


Nothing wrong with having a bit of fun on the phone. However highly unsatisfying isnt it? Give me the real thing over that anytime.
 ChuffingBinty
Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:16:01 AM
I find it funny as fook......

Altho im pretty sure alot of people, guys n gals must really get off on it.... im not one of them at all specially with a net guy you've never met i'd laugh at him when we finally met ha ha.

Partners txting sexual stuff is kinda diff as i guess your letting them know whas in store for them when you see them
 *kath*
Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:16:18 AM
I think I have been doing it all wrong.

him...what are you wearing?

me...dressing gown,socks and a turban towel.

are you hot babe?

no the boilers broken down.

do you want to see my c0ck?

Why whats up with it?

it's hard for you

think of my mother that'll sort it.



Anyhow if it keeps them happy
 Loumoos
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 5
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:24:56 AM
hahah love it, i get instant boredom shut down with the mention of MSN CAM or Sex talk online haha..
 wildirishrose1962
Joined: 10/4/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:43:13 AM
Kath you are hysterical I'll remember that for next time.

He said "SEND ME A PIC OF WHAT UR DOIN RITE NOW" so i sent him this one...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/1835461914_68b432b24c.jpg

He didn't text me since.....

 *kath*
Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:46:27 AM
Thank your lucky stars that it wasn't apple pie you were baking.

*during a phone conversation last night I was asked if it was me that had left a 3am heavy breathing message...I replied yes I was having an asthma attack,thanks for your help!.
 snazzycracker
Joined: 4/30/2008
Msg: 8
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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:11:48 AM

*during a phone conversation last night I was asked if it was me that had left a 3am heavy breathing message...I replied yes I was having an asthma attack,thanks for your help!.

lol,i've just had to wipe the coffee of my pc screen after that one!
 GillYD
Joined: 12/7/2008
Msg: 9
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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:12:34 AM
thanks Kath u made me smile xxxx
 ~*chelle~shock*~
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 10
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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:43:14 AM
My ex worked away from home during the week . Now and again we used text to flirt with one another and wind each other up when he was on his way home - it was a great build up to his home coming, however that was in a serious relationship and I wouldn't share my thoughts and desires with just anyone.

Kath - I've used the same methods as you when getting e - mails and msn messages of the same content. Doesn't seem to stop them though - do you think they choose to mis-read and continue fantasising in their little cyber world?
 HenXX
Joined: 3/2/2009
Msg: 11
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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:00:06 AM
Used to pass it over to my gay flat mate,had a few laughs when i eventually told them what i had done..........they didnt seem to hold the same soh
 ~Maneater~
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:07:22 AM
It can be a lot of fun winding up a fairly new partner with texts, especially in the early days when you get a rise from a suggestion lol
 sunflora
Joined: 2/28/2008
Msg: 13
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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:42:19 AM
I can never understand why, when the texts/messages turn 'this' way you don't just say 'thanks but no thanks' and be done with it. A few weeks ago, I got chatting to who I thought was a great guy from on here, he was local and we seemed to share many interests and had a laugh - we exchanged mail addys, got on msn and within 5 mins he was asking about the size of my t*ts... I'm no prude but FFS...!
 aitche
Joined: 12/22/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:48:16 AM
*Set phone to vibrate*

OK, now text me....

And again.....

Keep going.....

Ah......Oooo....Ahhhhhh

Thanks.




H.x
 badge73
Joined: 1/17/2009
Msg: 15
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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:52:11 AM
All the women have to say is they got a yeast infection and blue vainy boobs that hang down to the belly button, that should be enough to put most men off. failling that just say you want to take them shopping round tescos first lol
 spikey_fridge
Joined: 2/1/2009
Msg: 16
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Posted: 3/29/2009 9:11:17 AM
some of us like the sex texting lark and that is all it is until i meet someone, or not. it passes the time and easy to do by phone.
 ~Maneater~
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 3/29/2009 9:29:02 AM
Another reason guys try and get you to have text sex is because unlike the adverts it's not costing them £1.50 a message.
 wildirishrose1962
Joined: 10/4/2008
Msg: 18
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Posted: 3/29/2009 9:49:02 AM
Geordie Colin check out the link to the pic before you ramble with your usual presumptions

 wildirishrose1962
Joined: 10/4/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 3/29/2009 11:23:13 AM
True to form there you go again OMG

I did let you make a tit of yourself a few times but stepped in today as an act of charity.

further let me say....Don't be so upset when you find that people have achieved things, you are still not too old to leave your computer and go and make something of yourself other than a nuisance.

 garyzac
Joined: 9/25/2008
Msg: 20
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:00:51 PM

You meet someone on here find them attractive have a few nice innocent mails talk about life in general and what you are looking for what they are looking for then you exchange numbers and the text soon turns sexual.


It doesn't happen enough, imo.



Some people obviously get some kind of satisfaction from this but what does it do for you?


What? Knowing that miles away, there is a woman who is turned on enough by contact with me to pleasure herself whilst thinking of me? Wonderful!!


VVVVV Er.......I'm a bloke.

(Underlining the need to quote relevant posts, rather than point at them)
 ardentx
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:03:09 PM
^^^^^

I like her answer.
 january-2009
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 22
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:03:17 PM
Well done to wildirishrose for her achievements. I think to many of us think it is a crime to be proud of what we have achieved.

But honestly you too, take your squabbling else where or go and get together .......... have a date and sort it out then..............Geordie Colin and wildirishrose ;)

As for tx chat and sex chat it is very much up to the two consenting adults, as far as I am concerned. If it happens and it is unwanted it takes a click of the mouse to get rid of the person doing it .
 ardentx
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:04:34 PM
A click on the mouse of your mobile? I want one.
 january-2009
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 24
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:08:29 PM
Well try that little button that says delete, lol!
 badge73
Joined: 1/17/2009
Msg: 25
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:12:54 PM
Might try this text sex but have a cpl of questions? if i send the same txts to 2 women, is that a txt 3sum? if i run out of credit does that qualify as premature ejaculation? do i kiss and cuddle my fone and do spoons afterwards?
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