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Posted: 4/3/2009 11:22:54 PM | I watch wayyyyy too much History Channel, Dicovery and TLC. And tonight something on the International History Channel made me go Hmmm.
According to the show I was watching("High Tech Sex"), in 2010 we will be able to grow fresh, new healthy penises and vaginas thru "cloning". I am not joking.
Now I know that there are surgeries that will reduce a vagina or enlarge/enhance a penis.
My questions are(my bad w/ the multi-question but dang!):
Would you pay to have that body part replaced? Would you pay to grow a "virgin" penis or vagina for transplant? Is that "first time" experience worth the money to regrow what you once had? Would this technology, if affordable enough, be used to pass STD inspection/risks?
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Posted: 4/3/2009 11:26:48 PM | Hmm, start over fresh, you say? And my HMO would pay for it?
I might consider it, yeah, but wait. Wouldn't a new, lovely pink tw4t look weird on an otherwise ghastly old wrinkled bat? | |
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Posted: 4/3/2009 11:28:33 PM | I would hope that it would be used for good... but imagine with the minds of people being what they are, it would have it's drawbacks. The biggest fear is that they'd charge by the inch and the government would get a piece...lmao (Pun intended)
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Posted: 4/4/2009 12:18:14 AM | | would the new parts be grown on rats? and is there a money back guarantee that they'd work and stuff? Because if I bought a new one (not that the current one needs to be replaced--it's as good as new) I'd want it to function properly. And if it didn't, I would be pissed if there was small print on the receipt saying must be returned unopened or within 30 days or no money back. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 4:05:48 AM | | I guess it would come in handy as part of plastic surgery if a woman got all ripped up during a rape or a horrible vaginal childbirth delivery, or even deformed due to sexual abuse. And was for a man, some men have actually "broken" their**** from rough sex to the point that their penis isn't even viable beyong taking a piss because he is unable to obtain an erection or full erection. So since both these cases would be emotionally traumatic, I guess insurance could be fought to cover the surgery. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 4:10:27 AM | Who the hell marked this for deletion? Silly reason.
Anyway, I wouldn't, but maybe when I'm 55 I'll want a more limber wang and I'll look into it then. I'd also like to give the procedure time to develop and get tested on some guinea pigs so I know it's safe 
I don't think it'll ever re-virginize me or make it feel like the first time again (why would I want that, anyway? agh!), but I can see the positive aspects of it. Technology's getting scary! | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 5:11:20 AM | if your on cable soooo much, why haven't you been keeping an eye on southpark?
show #1205 (eek a penis) they grew a new penis for mr garrison on a mouses back...
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Posted: 4/4/2009 5:36:17 AM | Nah, I'm pretty happy w/ the way mine looks and works
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Posted: 4/4/2009 5:39:16 AM | Replace it?!  I’m just now getting it broke in good.  Naw, me and this ole boy go back way too far, we’ve had some good times,  kept each other happy;  besides, then I’d have to retrain my right hand!  | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 5:45:20 AM | But...but...it's naturally just too special and pretty. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 5:58:36 AM | I have seen porn pics of other women and I guess I am partial to what I have ... After seeing different ones I would never give up what I have ...
IM KEEPING HER ...
MINE MINE MINE ...
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Posted: 4/4/2009 6:52:56 AM | | I am good with what I have. If I start replacing things I will never stop!!! | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 8:51:41 AM | Think of the possibillities!
Politicians and Bankers could be required to have both M/F parts added on. That way they could screw themselves and leave us alone! | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 8:54:57 AM | Oh dear God!!! *shakes head* What the heck is this world coming to?!? LMAO
Thank God I was born perfect with all my parts intact and in fantastic working order!!  | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:03:03 AM | | still cackling hysterically with tears in my eyes....my day is now complete. I have heard it all. I'm free to go about my business. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:03:56 AM | | I don't know if I want to replace my Winky but as an earlier poster said he'd have to retrain his Right Hand I'd have to retrain my Left. Never did figure out why a right handed person wacks off with my left hand.... | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:13:56 AM |
Would you pay to have that body part replaced?
If I was Lorena Bobbitted I would. If I was in a disfiguring car crash I would. If I was in the military and had my penis shot off I would. If I was on a ladder, fixing my roof, fell and caught my penis on a nail and had it ripped off I would. Or something similar.
Would you pay to grow a "virgin" penis or vagina for transplant?
Yes. I like having a penis. Maybe now I can have two penis'...peni...? peniseses? Great, we're going to need more vocabulary.
Is that "first time" experience worth the money to regrow what you once had?
No. There are ways to improve, increase, or restore sensitivity that don't include major surgery or much cost.
Would this technology, if affordable enough, be used to pass STD inspection/risks?
Only those STD's that only show up on the penis or vagina and are not carried in blood or deeper inside the vagina or penis.
I could see where this would be highly beneficial to transsexuals too. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:15:59 AM | scottoliver????
Never did figure out why a right handed person wacks off with my left hand
~scratches my nose and giggles~
because the right handed person is a special friend, and your right hand is busy? | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:26:32 AM | Hymen replacement is a common procedure...especially in Islamic countries where women are murdered in the name of religion at the absence of a hymen.....
Would i replace mine? Sure I would... but then again... I think mine has grown back anyway....lol I haven't had sex in so long... (my choice)....
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:37:50 AM | No I wouldn't. I like mine just the way it is. Why mess with perfection? 
It's quite amazing to me after thousands of years with vaginas and penis' working perfectly fine, that people want to change them. It's just another ploy to make people feel insecure about themselves so some DR90210 can get paid. Women are mutilating themselves voluntarily because they don't look exactly like a playboy centerfold or porn star. Those same women should look and see what happens when a female is forced genital mutilation in some third world countries. Men trying to pump up their penis because they feel inadequate. People need to accept themselves already. I think they should work on brain transplants for the people that fall for such nonsense. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 9:46:03 AM | No, no, no and no.
Honestly this kind of thing freaks me the hell out. I think the day is coming sooner than we think when the erotic will be seen as primitive. Reproduction, just as food is today, will become the province of business and laboratories. Children? A product of the chemical companies that you can buy. If you can afford it you buy a smart one with some physical ability. Love? Something you buy off the internet that someone who can write, who has insight and is hungry, will write for you. Sex? Something that pretty people with good pics and good cam and a bottle of booze will provide for fifteen minutes, because really, with the right partner? Fifteen minutes is all you need. Time is money, is a subprime mortgage, is a bit of forested land in Romania…
Eroticism is dying. I was taught the wrong thing regardless of gender, orientation, D/s preference, I was taught Greek, Latin, Sumerian. | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 10:45:26 AM | Hey I wonder if they can grow interchangeable ones??? Ya know... so if you and your SO get bored with the same ole same ole, you can switch it up???
Her: Honey, I love your penis but I'm just in the mood for something else tonight.
Him: Ok... do you prefer me male or female tonight?
Her: Ummm.... female..... hairless..... larger cl1t..... minimal labia.
Him: (Digging in the box) How about this one??
Her: Perfect!!
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Posted: 4/4/2009 10:08:37 PM | I'd definately do it if it got lopped off in some sort of unfortunate accident  | |
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Posted: 4/4/2009 10:41:15 PM | I ain't gonna lie, at my age, mr. happy ain't so "overjoyed" anymore.  I'll take a new one, a size larger please. It should last me out the rest of my days. | |
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