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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:11:42 PM | I'm not talking about your choice of flooring, I'm talking about that "landing strip" of pubic plumage on shaved or trimmed women.
The problem arises when it's trimmed so closely that it has the texture of 50 grit sandpaper. Fully and recently shaved or slightly longer hair is not a problem, but I've gotten rug burn on my nose from going down on a lady with stubble. What's the solution to this annoying (and painful) problem? | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:20:41 PM | 1. Stop doing that.
2. Back off and only use your tongue at full extension.
3. Put an adhesive bandage on your nose.
4. Mask off the offensive area with duct tape. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:24:55 PM | Somewhere, in the script I'm writing, I'm definitely including THIS happening to one of the characters!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:30:34 PM |
I'm talking about that "landing strip" of pubic plumage on shaved or trimmed women.
Go at it from the top, as in soixante-neuf, and if I'm understanding the strip placement, that should put you stubble (chin) to stubble (hers), which may not be great, but it seems only fair.
I'm one of those skin-to-skin people, so I haven't yet encountered this hazard, only seen the landing strip thing in some occasional porn meanderings. Kinda looks like a mohawk, military length, to me.
There really is only one complaint window for this problem, and it's not on this site. Lol. Talk to the greenskeeper for the course you're playin' regularly, and see if she can adjust the length of the "fringe" without upsetting the other players. Lol! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:32:38 PM | | Before partaking on the oral pleasures down there you could for 4 play invite her to let you shave her little mound of glory!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:38:09 PM | Ah.. but shaving it will further extend the life of the stubble.
I would suggest that you encourage her to let it grow a little bit. That day after shaving growth is a b*tch. I don't get that with waxing as the hairs have a natural point when they regrow as opposed to the cut off blunt end that you are complaining about. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:39:11 PM | ummmm.....
I am still laughing at "duct tape" | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:39:43 PM | Dude, I'm Jewish, and even MY nose isn't big enough to sit there getting rug burn when I'm doing my thing.
I think you're doing it wrong. 
Maybe try finding yourself a better angle?
Or just letting her know how you feel about her short rug, and asking if she'll shave it all off, or just let it grow more. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:42:28 PM |
just let it grow more.
Naahhhh, the OP would just be back here with the tickle-nose problem. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:48:59 PM | What if he used one of those skirts you'd put around the base of a Christmas tree? The duct tape would definitely come in handy for keeping it in place! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:09:54 PM | whytwat, I was thinking about a small throw rug - perhaps a toupee? - but as you point out, there may be the tickle factor to render that concept moot.
Perhaps it's more about my angle of approach to the runway than the size of my nose, Adam. I hope. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:19:16 PM | Perhaps a little oil on the stubble? It would soften them up some and ease the friction. You could even if you wanted go for a flavored oil.  | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:19:59 PM | Too funny... rug burn! I think I've heard it all now. I'm not sure what you are doing wrong for you to get rub burn as I've never heard of this complaint before.
Maybe that's because I wax instead of shaving and the hair is softer in texture. Never had a man complain about a landing patch or barren road. Can't offer much OP except maybe you should explain the problem you are having with the lady in question and work it out together.
Good luck Op... | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:20:19 PM | | Cut eyeholes and a tongue-hole in a pancake. Wear it like a mask. Syrup optional. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:26:25 PM | {quote]3. Put an adhesive bandage on your nose.
4. Mask off the offensive area with duct tape.
Cut eyeholes and a tongue-hole in a pancake. Wear it like a mask. Syrup optional.
Bah hahahaha! Too funny. LOL
Shoot. Just tell her the stubble is like licking a porcupine and would she mind either re-shaving real quick or let it grow out a little first.... | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:31:42 PM | | Had this happen to me too... and yes it'll leave the end of your nose all burnt and sore... I consider it a war wound and wear it proud! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:35:08 PM |
Perhaps a little oil on the stubble? It would soften them up some and ease the friction. You could even if you wanted go for a flavored oil.
Great. So the skin is nice and slippery and it's easier to slide over the stubble. Be cautious of flavoured oils/lubes... some can cause yeast infections. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:39:12 PM |
I'm not talking about your choice of flooring, I'm talking about that "landing strip" of pubic plumage on shaved or trimmed women.
The problem arises when it's trimmed so closely that it has the texture of 50 grit sandpaper. Fully and recently shaved or slightly longer hair is not a problem, but I've gotten rug burn on my nose from going down on a lady with stubble. What's the solution to this annoying (and painful) problem?
OP -- Um...tell her to stop shaving and just settle for a trim instead?
That issue has caused me nothing but grief in the past and stands out as the number one reason why I won't date a "shaver/waxer". I enjoy giving face and I get pissed off when I can't because I'm worried I'll shave a layer of my skin off.
FAIL.  | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:56:31 PM | | Obviously if one is going to shave, one must be willing to keep up with the stubble. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 3:09:05 PM | kamasutra which is a website, makes an edible nice oil that softens pubic hair on men as well as women. It's also used a lot for when one is bikini waxed or even after a Brazillian wax. And when getting hair trimmed. Also consider doing the trimming or shaving on her as part of the foreplay.
~Beth~ | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 3:15:47 PM |
I'm talking about that "landing strip" of pubic plumage on shaved or trimmed women.
Are you kidding? We leave that there for protection. Just think how poor p*ssy feels with your wire bristle mustache scraping up and down. And you thought the toe curling and pillow clenching was pleasure... | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 4:25:28 PM | | Either she shaves daily or lets it grow a tad longer and keeps it trimmed. This is also true for you men as well. I prefer a man with hair that is trimmed though to be quite honest. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 5:15:30 PM | Goes both ways with the guys who dont' want to shave but will trim to the same length. Then add em, friction burn (I don't mind).
But I think most guys do not get friction burn from me... my clit is accessible, so no digging necessary!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 6:21:33 AM |
Cut eyeholes and a tongue-hole in a pancake. Wear it like a mask. Syrup optional
How the HELL am I going to explain to my boss, why my keyboard is swimming in my tea now!!! | |
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