| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 4:50:15 AM | Some if not most of us have a tell tale sign that shows up when we get horny; something that happens involuntarily that the right people might notice from time to time. In poker a subtle sign that lets people know what you are doing is called a tell, so I am going to use that term for this and call it a tell. Whats your's?
Mine is really hard to disguise, when I am very horny I start to twitch uncontrollably, and I will for no reason stretch my entire body without yawning as if I had just woken up. This only happens when the mood strikes me very suddenly though. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 5:00:17 AM | I tend to rip people's clothes off.
Actually.. the biggest one I have and I have absolutely no control over it... my eyes change color... supposedly. I've never seen it myself, but have been told they do. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 5:14:54 AM | I get all shy, cause i want to get out of the public eye and want to get all RAWR! | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 5:37:24 AM | | I start to vomit and speak in tongues.... Its rather entertaining.. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 5:53:37 AM | | I really have difficulties walking and sitting down. You might say I get a stiff leg. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 6:02:19 AM | Nothing very spectacular. I just get a hard-on. I guess I'm just not normal. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:17:32 AM | | I don't know. Haven't been 'horny' or turned on in .... hmmm, years. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:22:33 AM | | i shag her leg :P haha | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:32:42 AM |
I have absolutely no control over it... my eyes change color...
To red??!! Yikes!!! LOL!
Assuming OP means in public, I just get kinda quiet, crouch a little, low in the grass, and sloooooowly, stealthily creep forward. Lol. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:40:50 AM | My tongue hangs out of my mouth and I make these "panting" noises.
heh heh heh heh
Then I start to drool a little as I stare at his crotch....
Nope, just kidding. I'm not a dog, I'm a cat. I hide it well unless I want him to know. If I want him to know...I just pounce on him and start purring! | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:34:26 AM |
To red??!! Yikes!!! LOL!
Funny man... but no... actually they fade to white.. except for the pupil.. it stays visible. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:42:11 AM |
when I am very horny I start to twitch uncontrollably
maybe your getting the horny part all mixed up w/a seizure.. idk.. .. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:42:39 AM | Wow no 1 bby, that's pretty cool. I'd love to see that.
When I get really excited, my ears turn red. :)
I had an ex years ago, who'd look at me, and when she spotted that, would just give me a smile and say "Uh oh".  | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:44:05 AM | My eyes roll back in my head, head spins around... grab my whip....then I pounce on my victim !! | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:44:31 AM | I go buy some batteries....
Then I go to e-trade and buy more stock in Duracell.
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 9:30:17 AM | | my tail starts wagging, my tongue hangs outside my mouth and i start drooling. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 9:34:54 AM | When I am super horny and don't tend to it, my clit will twitch and pulsate...like it is almost saying "hey come see to me and help me out and NOW!" | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 9:38:01 AM |
Wow no 1 bby, that's pretty cool. I'd love to see that.
Well.. I wasn't entirely truthful... but what happens is reserved for those in the know.. ;) | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 9:38:46 AM | I get really nervous and uncomfortable.
I'm an awkward nerd. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:24:30 AM | I tend to purrrrr like a kitty kat....Meow.... | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:26:20 AM | | Drooling and sometimes foaming at the mouth like a rabid raccoon or spinning my head around like that girl from the exorcist. I'm sexy like that! | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:31:53 AM |
I start to twitch uncontrollably, and I will for no reason stretch my entire body without yawning as if I had just woken up My chihuahua used to do this when he was ready to take a crap.. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 11:18:19 AM | When the mood strikes, ill stop whatever im doing, straddle the arm of the couch, lean forward a bit, and start rubbing myself against it, and then look right at you and start a regular normal conversation cuz yanno, trying to not look all obvious 'n stuff. lolol
lol Seriously, the man i am with will know cuz when im in THAT mood, i will not hide it. ;) | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 11:20:00 AM | | ^^^^Sepia cracks me up.. | |
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| Your Tells? Posted: 4/21/2009 11:33:11 AM | | Ripley, that would be one lucky chair..... | |
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