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 GWSmith

Joined: 12/18/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 4:50:15 AM
Some if not most of us have a tell tale sign that shows up when we get horny; something that happens involuntarily that the right people might notice from time to time. In poker a subtle sign that lets people know what you are doing is called a tell, so I am going to use that term for this and call it a tell. Whats your's?

Mine is really hard to disguise, when I am very horny I start to twitch uncontrollably, and I will for no reason stretch my entire body without yawning as if I had just woken up. This only happens when the mood strikes me very suddenly though.
 no_1_bby

Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2009 5:00:17 AM
I tend to rip people's clothes off.

Actually.. the biggest one I have and I have absolutely no control over it... my eyes change color... supposedly. I've never seen it myself, but have been told they do.
 Eibu1985

Joined: 1/18/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 5:14:54 AM
I get all shy, cause i want to get out of the public eye and want to get all RAWR!
 allInkedup

Joined: 3/20/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 5:37:24 AM
I start to vomit and speak in tongues.... Its rather entertaining..
 Paul_L

Joined: 12/8/2007
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Posted: 4/21/2009 5:53:37 AM
I really have difficulties walking and sitting down. You might say I get a stiff leg.
 TooShadows

Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 6:02:19 AM
Nothing very spectacular. I just get a hard-on. I guess I'm just not normal.
 MandaKay

Joined: 4/13/2009
Msg: 7
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Posted: 4/21/2009 7:17:32 AM
I don't know. Haven't been 'horny' or turned on in .... hmmm, years.
 Rossjackson1985

Joined: 4/7/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 7:22:33 AM
i shag her leg :P haha
 whytwater

Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 7:32:42 AM

I have absolutely no control over it... my eyes change color...


To red??!! Yikes!!! LOL!

Assuming OP means in public, I just get kinda quiet, crouch a little, low in the grass, and sloooooowly, stealthily creep forward. Lol.
 kayliecat

Joined: 12/8/2007
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Posted: 4/21/2009 7:40:50 AM
My tongue hangs out of my mouth and I make these "panting" noises.

heh heh heh heh

Then I start to drool a little as I stare at his crotch....



Nope, just kidding. I'm not a dog, I'm a cat. I hide it well unless I want him to know. If I want him to know...I just pounce on him and start purring!
 no_1_bby

Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2009 8:34:26 AM

To red??!! Yikes!!! LOL!

Funny man... but no... actually they fade to white.. except for the pupil.. it stays visible.
 HoneyI`mHome

Joined: 12/17/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 8:42:11 AM

when I am very horny I start to twitch uncontrollably


maybe your getting the horny part all mixed up w/a seizure.. idk.. ..
 Adam Taylor

Joined: 5/11/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2009 8:42:39 AM
Wow no 1 bby, that's pretty cool.
I'd love to see that.

When I get really excited, my ears turn red. :)

I had an ex years ago, who'd look at me, and when she spotted that, would just give me a smile and say "Uh oh".
 MS_belle_01

Joined: 4/1/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 8:44:05 AM
My eyes roll back in my head, head spins around... grab my whip....then I pounce on my victim !!
 OneMoreNutt

Joined: 3/31/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 8:44:31 AM
I go buy some batteries....

Then I go to e-trade and buy more stock in Duracell.


 2HEDZ

Joined: 3/16/2005
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Posted: 4/21/2009 9:30:17 AM
my tail starts wagging, my tongue hangs outside my mouth and i start drooling.
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Posted: 4/21/2009 9:34:54 AM
When I am super horny and don't tend to it, my clit will twitch and pulsate...like it is almost saying "hey come see to me and help me out and NOW!"
 no_1_bby

Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2009 9:38:01 AM

Wow no 1 bby, that's pretty cool.
I'd love to see that.

Well.. I wasn't entirely truthful... but what happens is reserved for those in the know.. ;)
 Gangster Kitten

Joined: 4/3/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 9:38:46 AM
I get really nervous and uncomfortable.

I'm an awkward nerd.
 Crazy, Sexy, Cool...

Joined: 4/13/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 10:24:30 AM
I tend to purrrrr like a kitty kat....Meow....
 Brunette Girl 425

Joined: 11/24/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 10:26:20 AM
Drooling and sometimes foaming at the mouth like a rabid raccoon or spinning my head around like that girl from the exorcist. I'm sexy like that!
 Sepia777

Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 22
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Posted: 4/21/2009 10:31:53 AM

I start to twitch uncontrollably, and I will for no reason stretch my entire body without yawning as if I had just woken up

My chihuahua used to do this when he was ready to take a crap..
 ripley65

Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 11:18:19 AM
When the mood strikes, ill stop whatever im doing, straddle the arm of the couch, lean forward a bit, and start rubbing myself against it, and then look right at you and start a regular normal conversation cuz yanno, trying to not look all obvious 'n stuff. lolol




lol Seriously, the man i am with will know cuz when im in THAT mood, i will not hide it. ;)
 Anitagoodman

Joined: 3/12/2009
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Posted: 4/21/2009 11:20:00 AM
^^^^Sepia cracks me up..
 hacker6503

Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 4/21/2009 11:33:11 AM
Ripley, that would be one lucky chair.....
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