| Too Many Zombies
Posted: 4/22/2009 7:05:19 PM | Too Many Zombies
by Tim Stich
Zombies in the futures markets
Zombies at the lake
Zombies at the bakery oven
making up a cake
Zombies cruising on the highway
when it's late at night
Zombies at the school yard screaming
looking for a fight
Zombies eating all the flowers
planted in the yard
Zombies running up the balance
on your credit card
Zombies at your office party
Zombies on the phone
Zombies calling late one evening
when you're all alone
Stupid, smelly, worm-filled zombies
hanging at the pool
Bloody, rotting, pink-eyed zombies
trying to look cool
Zombies doing work you once did
for a lower wage
Zombies wrestling wearing costumes
in an iron cage
Zombie Turbo Tax advisor
Zombie custard pie
Zombie when it's cold and rainy
Zombie when it's dry
Zombies wearing business suits
Zombies wearing capes
Zombie retro movie feature
"Planet of the Apes"
Zombies don't know what it was like
when you were a kid
Zombies taking credit for things
that they never did | |
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