| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 4:58:02 AM | I tried to call the swine flu hotline but all I got was crackling
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 6:28:48 AM | I had to go to hospital as i woke up covered in rashers!! | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 6:29:52 AM | | And i won a holiday to Mexico but cant go now!..im sick as a pig!! | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 8:36:54 AM | | I'm sure he people who have it think you're funny..... | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 3:22:08 PM | ^^^^..do you post self righteous mails for every joke topic?..im waiting to sue next person who dares post a "Baldist" joke!! | |
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| Oooh, shiny!!!
Posted: 5/4/2009 4:32:17 PM | ^^^^ Why would anyone make fun of baldos? They're great to have around if you don't have a mirror!
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| Oooh, shiny!!!
Posted: 5/4/2009 6:06:22 PM | | ...and as Piglet and Pooh walked home through the snow, Piglet considered what a wonderful friend he has in Pooh. Pooh thought, "If the pig sneezes once, he's f@ckin DEAD!" | |
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| Oooh, shiny!!!
Posted: 5/4/2009 6:51:41 PM | Signs that someone around you might have the Swine Flu.
1. Running up and down the road squeeling.
2. The urge to eat one's ex's cooking.
3. The sudden urge to f#&k in the mud. | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/4/2009 11:08:06 PM | they said there would never be a black president until pigs fly, 100 days in and guess what.....
pigs flu
**Oh and re earlier comment - get a grip, if you dont like jokes then stay out of the joke forum ** | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/5/2009 9:51:28 AM |
I'm sure he people who have it think you're funny.....
Fortunately, the number of people who have it across the entire planet can easily fit in one average-sized auditorium. | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:02:18 AM | Maybe we should then set fire to it?!  | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:03:31 AM | See, now *that's* creative problem solving!  | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/5/2009 10:08:48 AM | I did wonder what response that would get!! | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 5/5/2009 11:23:03 AM | | To much Bacon is a leading cause | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 8/9/2009 11:53:56 PM | I had swine flu----treated it by taking some oinkment! | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 8/10/2009 12:12:01 AM | | Can people called Cunningham get the swine flu??????? | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/24/2009 7:23:41 PM | | all jokes aside, here is the truth: www.projectcamelot.org/jane_burgermeister.html | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/24/2009 10:05:24 PM | | What were Kermit the frogs last words? The Fu*$&ng Pig told me she was clean | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/25/2009 4:24:45 AM | | I must have it, I don't have the energy to clean my flat. It's a complete pig sty | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/25/2009 6:49:48 AM | didnt think pigs could fly | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/27/2009 2:31:33 AM | you know you have swine flu when you try to sneeze but squeal instead.. heh i thought it was funny
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/27/2009 8:47:14 AM | | Orgasimator, clever, but your sn and pic is creepy! Yikes! | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/27/2009 1:44:55 PM | I'm sure he people who have it think you're funny.....
Speaking as someone who has just recovered from it, tis fecking hilarious.
Will need to remember a few of these, they will be good comebacks when my mates start roasting me about it | |
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| Swine Flu
Posted: 9/27/2009 8:25:10 PM | LOL I actually already had swine flu, too (lots more than one auditorium full, now, eh?).
But I still find these pearls amusing. | |
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