| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:22:09 AM | How should the two sides behave in the morning of the one night stand with sex....
Should they just separate as soon as possible they wake up or eat breakfast and give a ride if she(he) was not driving?
Should they exchange phone numbers or any other information? | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:32:05 AM | Well, firstly, there ya are... naked in bed with someone you were
apparently attracted to. I'd have sex first and then figure out the rest.
But that's just me! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:32:18 AM | Well, firstly, there ya are... naked in bed with someone you were
apparently attracted to. I'd have sex first and then figure out the rest.
But that's just me! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:37:30 AM | That's you, twice!
Here is a video which may be helpful...
http://adbakery.com/video/video/show?id=803531:Video:1722 | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:57:26 AM | | I'd just look over at her and say, "D@mn! I was great last night! I'll take two poached eggs over dry toast; make it snappy sweetheart and don't forget the o.j.!". | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 12:29:11 PM | | Amen, morning sex is awesome to begin with, might as well get your uninhibited freak on at that point, if its a one night stand and either freaks out about the whole thing you never have to see each other again. But who knows, you might have found the freaky yin to your yang. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 5:26:17 PM | A one-night stand is just that. After having the meaningless sex the person who's room or place it isn't should split. Obviously if that person is too drunk to split then of course crash at the place/hotel.
If you stay the night wake up for another round of meaningless sex and then split. No reason to stick around and have breakfast. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 6:08:17 PM | | I say give them a great big hug and kiss - pat them on the ass and walk out with a big ol' grin on your face. Why ask for thier number unless the bells and whistles went off! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 7:10:21 PM | You mean you got to spend the night?
I think you should count your blessings you weren't thrown out on your duff!
Absolutely, fix breakfast, take a walk and enjoy the morning. Laugh a little! We are all in this together and looking for ease of comfort.
If you want to see each other again then by all means take a number and call again. Otherwise just look at it as an experience to remember and know you did the right thing. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 7:45:15 PM | Proper ettiquette for morning after:
For him:
1... Before she wakes or when she goes to the bathroom, look for a clue to her name...
2... If you were drunk the night before, and the girl in the bed beside you is your sister( or similar close relative), leave without waking her up....
3... Deny everything...
4... Take her car keys and put them in the freezer... Let her go crazy trying to figure it out later....
5... Tear open a couple of condom packages and leave the empty packages lying around so she'll think you wore one like you promised... get rid of the condoms later...
6... Check out her fridge and kitchen, if it looks safe, stick around in the hopes of a breakfast....
7... If she's ugly/fat or a buddy's wife, leave quietly... (See #3 Again)
8...Get your cell phone or digital camera out and take a pic or two before she wakes up.... just in case you forgot while she was too drunk to notice...
9... Make note to not call her again if last night was when you met for the first time...
10.. Fart... She will appreciate being reminded of you when she wakes up...
11. Sneak out... never go to that bar again... but don't forget to tell your buddies about her... (See #8 again)
For her:
1... go to the bathroom, brush away morning breath...
2... Cook him a lovely breakfast...
3... Promise (ideally in writing) you won't seek child support...
4... Wake him with a nice lovely BJ... besides if you're 'monthly friend' arrived last night he will appreciate you cleaning him up.... besides, semen will settle your acid stomch form all the booze you had the night before...
5... Remember, he's not going to phone you and you're likely not to see him again, so this BJ is probably your last chance to give him something to tell his friends about... so make it good....
6... Smile but look sad, when he leaves... Well, you should be sad, you almost had an orgasm last night...3 minutes of foreplay is a lot for a tired drunk guy... and the next guy might not even spend that much.... you really should be grateful....
7...No matter what, when he looks at you, suck in that gut... he's a man and has the right to think you were actually almost as good looking as he thought you were when he was drunk and the lights were dim...
8... Remember, next week you have to do this all over again... it will be easier to meet another guy because this guy's going to tell all his friends in the bar about what you and him did last night.... BTW, his cell phone has a camera.... lucky him...
Finally, if you can't find your car keys, they're in the freezer.... | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 8:59:41 PM | If she lives in another state and I'm never going to see her again I stick around for some morning sex.
If she lives close to me I am going to stick around and figure out a morning exit which will not cause a scene if I ever run into her again.
If she lives 50 miles away and I don't plan on seeing her again I'm probably slipping out while she's sleeping. One time this girl wanted to be held after we did it. Once she passed out I had to chew my own arm off to get out of there. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:14:45 PM | One night stands sound so sad and depressing. One would hope each person would shower, be civil and then get dressed, say thank you, and go their separate ways. I assume the sex was in a motel or hotel. If it was at one of their homes, good grief I hope the person who lives forgets your address fast. Or at least get them out while its still dark.
~Beth~ | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 9:44:08 PM | Ahhhh...Beth~
...I hope the person who lives forgets your address fast. Kinda being hard on this one, aren't ya?
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