| | Mysteries of the Universe......Page 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Today I found 11 single socks in my childrens drawers..........................where the heck are all the other ones of the pairs?
How can it be that if u squish your bits together, it makes a baby grow inside you?
Why are so many of u lovely people on here single?
How did someone ever discover, while hoovering naked, that if u put your bits in the end of a hoover, it feels nice?
How on earth does my 4yr old make the tennis ball go so fast on the Wii?
Does size really matter? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 12:58:30 AM | Havent a clue with the socks but I've noticed that too, I always find
odd socks in my dogs drawer.
Not so sure about the bit squishing??? I was under the impression it took more than that but you may have discovered a new technique.
I've never tried the hoover thing, dont want to get stuck 
Yep size matters and its all about caliber.. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 1:03:58 AM | how come;
16 yr olds are always right
I always open boxed tablets at the wrong end
my queue always moves slowest
the weeds grow so plentifully, but plants from the garden centre struggle | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 1:06:18 AM | Is Elton John a top or a bottom?
Why are there always empty bottles of pop in the fridge?
How do ryanair make a profit?
Why do women need so many pairs of shoes?
Paris Hilton....just why? | |
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csi8
| | Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 5 | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 1:23:23 AM | why are there always two half used bottles of milk in the fridge?
why is it ALWAYS in the last place you look?
why do all babies look like elmer fudd?
what does a bulldog chewing a wasp really look like?
did jessica use a rabbit? or was she just rogered?
why do all women like roaring log fires when all that happens is you end up stinking of smoke? [ yes me included]
why is the dishwasher always empty and the sink always full? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 2:51:42 AM | why is there always something still in the bowl after washing up?
why cant teenagers find the wash basket? they leave things on the floor next to it
why are teenagers never full up?
how can a 4 year old play everything on the wii better than me and show me how to do it?
I chucked loads of odd socks out the other day | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:01:08 AM | we should have an odd sock party, see how many pairs we can make up .. I've got about 11 here too
Why do the kids wait til you're on the phone before deciding to ask something really important despite not having uttered a word to you all morning?
Why do the doctors always run half an hour late even when you're appointment is for half 9?
VVV was just thinking the same thing ibakecakes! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:17:03 AM | | Why does someone think this is attention seeking??? Redundant subject maybe.......chat, definately but attention seeking?????? lol | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:33:41 AM | Why does the 'lost socks' suddenly turn up when the other one to match has been binned?
Why do the kids 'suddenly' need a wee 5 minutes after setting off out?
Why do stockings/tights have to ladder just when you arrive at that important interview?
Why does a power cut have to happen just when the film you are watching gets to a really good bit?
Why do the heavens open just as you've done loads of washing and pegged it out?
Why do some people think it looks nice to wear a black bra under a white top?
Maybe the deleters thought you wanted attention in the hope someone would help you find the lost socks  | |
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*kath*
| | Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 10 | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:37:29 AM |
Why do the kids 'suddenly' need a wee 5 minutes after setting off out?
Or 5 minutes after you have got in the bath!.
Why do cutlery drawers get so dirty and crumby when you are only putting clean stuff in and taking it back out? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:53:08 AM | Why do oil cans get rusty?
Why are the holes in a cat's fur always where its eye are?
Why, no matter where you park your car, is there always a drain waiting for you to drop your keys into? | |
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*kath*
| | Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 13 | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:12:15 AM |
Why do women get facial hair as they get older ?
Estrogen drops,testosterone rises.
We also develop d1cks
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:19:05 AM |
my queue always moves slowest
there is a theory about this...since u HAVE to be in the queue moving slowest, if your queue ISN'T moving slowest, then you actually don't exist
and why is stuff always in the last place you look | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:21:51 AM |
and why is stuff always in the last place you look
because when you've found 'stuff' you stop looking for it...probably....maybe | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:37:27 AM | Why do o.a.ps do there shooping on a sunday when they didnt want it?
why dont people fold up their pushchairs when getting on a bus?
why does someone break into my flat and rob my money, ciggys and throw kebab everywhere on a weds night when i go out?
why do people on the forum copy and paste the last poster? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:56:11 AM | Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission ??
Why is there ALWAYS a teaspoon in the sink when you empty it .. ? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:09:59 AM | | why is it that when on a realy cold winter when i wear a pair of womens tights to keep my legs warm..i go out and get run over by a car and get taken to hospital..why is it that evertime im walking through town pretending to be talking down my mobile phone to look cool..it starts to ring...why is it everytime i use the toilet on a train somone has been in there before me and dropped there guts..and when i come out there is a line of women waiting to go in..they thinks its me who dunnit..why why why...? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:26:05 AM | Why do I feel ill on my days off - particularly when the sun is shining?
Why does it rain when you clean your windows or the car?
Why?- when I get home from work put the kettle on and make a cuppa, I open the fridge door and there's no bloody milk, an empty margarine tub and 2 heel ends of bread?
Why is it when I go to use the self service checkout that I still have to wait around for ages for an assistant because the dam machine doesn't recognise a bar code?
All of my sons odd socks are under his bed, he's conducting an experiment to see how unbearably smelly his room can get.
It took a bit more than squishing for me to be pregnant!
No man I know has ever owned up to trying this!
We are all single because we are all very picky!
your son is better at the wii than you - we are just old farts that cant keep up with technology!
does size really matter - depends on many other things. | |
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sprýté
| | Joined: 2/27/2009
Msg: 21 | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:47:42 AM | to all above: sod's law :)
...except regarding missing teaspoons and socks. if you have a cat, look where it hides stuff. voila. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:58:33 AM | Why can't girls throw?
Questions this profoundly interesting, cannot be posted........................................... | |
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csi8
| | Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 23 | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:29:34 AM |
Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell
cos if you can spell it
you havent got it
[and before ayone moans, i DO know it doesnt work like that ] | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 12:03:58 PM | If I melt dry ice can I swim in it without getting wet?
What do you add to powdered water?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If I was in a car going at the speed of light and I turned on the headlights, would they do anything?
If I put strobe lights on my car instead of headlights would all the other traffic be in slow motion?
This one has always baffled me, if hot cakes sell so well, why doesn't anyone sell them? This was the result of my test in Percy Ingles
Me: Have you got any hot cakes?
Them: What sort of cake do you want?
Me: Hot cakes?
Them: We don't have any hot cakes.
Me: You've sold out?
Them: No, we don't sell them.
Me: You should, they'd sell like hot cakes!
Them: We'd like you to leave now!! | |
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*nats*
| | Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 25 | |
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