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Posted: 5/22/2009 2:08:34 PM | Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor?
If your date wears shorts with dark colored stockings/hose?
If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones?
Things that match or mate so poorly that they are just plain painful to endure, like some of that 70's-80's wallpaper...
Ladies, feel free to chime in here, too... Things that bother ya'll, like a Youth Minister who wears a kilt to work but doesn't work in Scotland...
Someone else stated elsewhere that we needed a fun thread here, so c'mon! Here it is! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 2:15:27 PM |
Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
The curtains matching the carpet is more important. 
Ladies, feel free to chime in here, too... Things that bother ya'll, like a Youth Minister who wears a kilt to work but doesn't work in Scotland...
What would it matter where he works? What if he still lives in Scotland but works just over the border? Would that make it better?  | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:08:03 PM | Gee, this all seems so shallow.
What is most important to me is how her mind works. Is she smart ('cause smart is sexy), can we have a witty conversation together, has she learned and grown from life's travails, and can she see through flaws to find a silver lining?
Yes, a sense of style and aesthetics does have some importance, but only on the surface.
Canoist | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:17:11 PM | Speaking for myself....
I don't know how a fella feels but my toes always match my fingers.
It's almost always all mine - I don't do fake nails, haven't since I "retired".
The carpeting totally matches the drapes and it's also all mine and untouched or colored artifically.
My bra always matched my thong and both always coordinate with my clothing choice otherwise I have a bad day, and I don't like bad days so...needless to say bra's and panties match the outfit.
What don't I like in a guy....?
dingleberries
unkempt facial hair in my nether regions ...makes me creepy...
long, dirty fingernails are not getting anywhere near my ... uhm... cozy places
facial hair that requires wax additives
black heads
ear hair
nose hair
Dirty trucks - now I love trucks. I am a truck girl. Trucks are sexy stuff. And yeah when it's a work truck it's gotta be dirty - I'm cool with honest hard working dirt. I'm NOT cool with like your used underwear from two years ago, 50 half eaten McDonald's or Taco Bell bags, chew cups (oh GACK!)
Men who tongue kiss their animals.
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:19:23 PM | [edit]
phew .. gotta love that edit thingy
OT - It really bothers me when I see knee high socks in frikkin sandals! Should be a law against that one .. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 4:48:28 PM | I am sorry...every post from GoneSailinBabe...is just down right hysterical. That woman cracks me up.
This is definately someone who has lived life to the fullest.........
LOL! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:12:18 PM |
If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones?
Who on Earth bites their toenails?!? 
Sorry, but it's probably over if I catch a woman with her own toe in her mouth... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 5:40:43 PM |
Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers
Doesn't bother me if they match or not, but is nice if they do. For me tho I really like a nice set of painted nails (color matching or not) on both the fingers AND toes, but certainly not a deal breaker.
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor
Again, I'm not so shallow as to let something like that bother me at all, not at all an issue.
If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones
OK, now we're getting into an area where I "do" have a preference. I DO NOT like nail bitten nails (looks so gross on BOTH sex's) and I HATE fake nails HATE them, but I would not turn her away due to that. Short are fine, not bitten, but NO fake ones preferrably! Bite their toe nails? Huh? Can't say I've ever come across this one. I'd have to wonder about her if this was the case. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 6:18:38 PM | this is funny.... love a good shallow thread
On a Guy...
Dirty feet and toenails
Jeans that are too short
Guts hanging over the top of pants with shirts that have ridden up over the gut..eeeww
facial hair that smells like the cheese sandwich they just ate..
scratching their 'balls' all the time..... whats with that?? I always think they have a rash, crabs or OCD...
Well thats my shallowness for the day.... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 6:49:49 PM | Ah this is perfect to get me out my serious mood!
These are the things that I just can't dig on a guy..
Dirty fingernails or toenails..ok when you get off work that's all good if your hands are dirty, but after a shower..umm seriously did you wash?and yes DO take a shower before even considering clibing in bed with me!
Socks and sandals..why..why must they do that?!
Jeans ticked into boots
Plumbers crack
And for the love of God, brush your teeth! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 6:57:57 PM | | what about when your purse doesn't match your shoes? heavens to Betsey, that's a real tragedy, lol. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 6:59:10 PM |
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor?
If you are going to be that discriminating, you don't belong there. Tell me first if it bothers you. I will make sure the blinds will always be closed.
Things that irritate me?
Nose hairs sticking out.
Uncombed eyebrows
socks with sandals
Wussy man all dressed up in "tough" clothes.
Comb-over on top of his head
picking his teeth | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:00:24 PM | Men who tongue kiss their animals.
oh my, do you actually know some men that do this?? i think i just vomited a little in my mouth, yuck. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:04:02 PM | | black nylon socks with hightop shoes or worse, work boots. (Things I don't like on my men, for $2,000.00 Mr. Trebek) I once saw a man wash his pet rabbit with his tongue at the State Fair, I guess it's fair play, if women can dress poodles with diamonds and pom pom booties, a guy should be able to lick his favorite bunny. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 7:15:31 PM | No, no, and no to the questions.
As long as she has a personality and a pulse I'm happy. I'm not easy, just easy to please. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:14:06 PM |
If your date wears shorts with dark colored stockings/hose?
Unless she's just getting out of her job in a Chorus Line I don't think I've ever seen a women in shorts and panty hose.  Yuck. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:19:58 PM | Caps worn side ways or backwards by anyone over the age of 20 and that's pushing it.
It looks ridiculous on a man in his 30's or 40's.
Uncut toenails. I am not attracted to talons. yuck!
Shorts and knee high socks. I saw this at Applebee's the other day.
The man seemed to be around 30 and in sound mind. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:35:04 PM | It disturbs me if...
He has long fingernails
He has soft hands
He lives with his mother
He makes noise when eating | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:05:26 PM | 1)Sagging pants
2)Black socks
3)Grown men wearing tighty whiteys.
4)tight clothes
5)too much jewlery
6)dirty footwear(exception just getting home from work)
7)sloppy appearance
These are my least favorite things in a man. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:06:52 PM | 3)Grown men wearing tighty whiteys.
oh yeah i agree with you on this. cannot stand a man who wears white underwear. actually i prefer any other color but white, black is nice or most dark colors. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:08:53 PM | Things that disturb me as far as women go. Hum' OK
(1) Nine inch nails. What's up with that? Cut them thangs before you poke your eye out. (Or mine)
(2)Green fingernail polish. That's just weird looking.
(3) Women with Metal flake paint jobs on there fingernails. Some women have better paint jobs on there finger nails than a lot of people have on there cars.
(4) Blowing your nose while eating. I actually went out with a woman who did this. Blew her nose on a napkin and folded it nice a neat on the table. I never went out with her again. Yuck!
(5) Walking stop lights. Women who wear bright red lip gloss or lip stick. Women who wear this I'm afraid to kiss them. It looks so thick that i am afraid i might be permanently stuck to her lips. Like some kind of fly trap or something. I know a guy who claims he got a bj from a woman that was waring this stuff. He said His di%$ was red for a month. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:14:09 PM |
Grown men wearing tighty whiteys.
Seriously' Lots of guys can't wear colored underwear . It can cause "serious" problems down there. I'm one of them. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:25:02 PM | Hi! I am a girl and will share what I don't like on a girl. Just a little something different on this Friday night.
-girls with fake finger nails and TOENAILS.
-skunk hair (black and blond) on asians.
-overexposure of skin
-hair that is too long and full of split ends. sorry, but cinderella didn't have this. | |
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