| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/7/2009 6:35:18 PM | 10. The moment he steps in the door, instead of a warm greeting the woman says "OOH, my day was sooooo horrible!"
9. A discussion of the last three exes and how mean they are being to you in person, via texting, and on the phone. (Stop talking to them, you idiot.)
8. How annoying your friends are.  (!!!!!)
7. All of the cool things you have planned that exclude you. (Thanks again, babe.)
6. How drunk you got the other night with others.  (Wooo hooo, I was sooo drunk!)
5. How horrrrrrible your week was. Did I mention that? (AAAAAHG!)
4. How the house needs cleaning. (Yes, that is important.)
3. A list of other people's problems in detail that you don't even know. (AAAAAGH!)
2. How poor you are. (AND?!)
And the #1 thing men don't want to hear from a woman they are interested in....
1. How TIRED you are!  (Well I could have just made other plans then!!!!!)
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/7/2009 6:50:12 PM | You know that sounds very familiar. I think we have been dating the same person or something.
The to busy thing at the front door. No matter how your day goes you show decent behavior by greeting someone properly. If you have had a bad day ladies, please do not ruin the evening by poisoning it with the poor events and happenings of the day.
Sounds like this one was really nervous or took to much ADD meds before you arrived. | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/7/2009 6:54:20 PM | Next I'll describe the top ten ways guys don't like being kissed and hugged.  Here's a preview of the unacceptable hugs:
WIDE apart A-Frame hug with the only body contact at the line of the collar bone, head to the side to avoid ear contact.
Uh, Aunt Bertha? Is that YOU? 
Sweet Jebus, if you are interested in dating me like you said you were, show it somehow with you body language. I have female friends that hug me nicer than that, hip bones bumping, nice booby squashed, hair smelling nice. It's depressing when you aren't into that. Why are we dating again? I forget now.
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/7/2009 7:19:33 PM | Things a woman doesn’t want to hear from a guy:
10. You look tired….are you feeling ok?
9. Chill out…..you’re overreacting
8. Are you PMSing today?
7. Wow, your sister is hot
6. You’re so cute when you’re pissed off
5. Did your clothes shrink?
4. Hey look…there’s my ex-girlfriend, wanna meet her?
3. What happened to your hair?
2. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of **** flakes this morning
1. “No”
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OP---some of these I HAVE HEARD before!! So I do have empathy--it's just better to laugh about it. | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/7/2009 11:49:54 PM | 10-"Good News! The doctor gave me a cream to put on that rash."
9- "I think I left your favorite panties in your brothers truck."
8- " That's not what I wanted to happen."
7- "I just won a free trip for 2 to Vegas!!! Can you watch my cat while we're gone?"
6- " That's it?"
5- " don't be on the phone long, I'm expecting a call from my lawyer."
4- " My new gynocologist is soooo cute!"
3- " no, really, size doesn't matter a bit."
2- " Going out with the girls! If I'm not home by morning, wait another day."
And the #1 thing a man doesn't want to hear:
" Damn it! Your Dad was better than that!" | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/8/2009 2:23:28 AM | 1 My ex ruined my life-got everything-broke my heart (that was 10 years ago dude)
2 My mom NEEDS me to live with her ( like to hear her side)
3 My job sucks, My job sucks, My job sucks (I heard you the first time)
4 Can we take your car? ( I take mine, you take yours where ever)
A real slobbery, ram your big tongue down my throat first kiss ( I don't know you and don't need a dental exam right now or gum disease)
Press the "package" against me first hug ( I assume you have one already)
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/8/2009 9:13:13 AM | 1."I really like you but it just wouldn't work"(says the two year friend)
2."I wish their was a guy who understood me"(yea after you turn down a very close friend right)
3."I met this guy,but he treats me like shyte"(um yea because you're messing w a guy who only wants a sexual conquest)
4."You're the only person who understands me"(um didn't we have a tear filled conversation about how it'd never work?)
5."We should get married"(yea that'll work well,the same relationship we have now with a legal connection and no sex wait you'll be having sex but not with me)
6."Omg (insert high school douche bags name)called and I think I want to give it another try"(really,did it work that badly that you feel the need to give him another shot YEARS later)
7."I think I'm not going to have sex for a while"(yea I don't have a qualm with that but when I see you 3 days later and hear you f'ing some 30 something year old guy right above the room I'm sleeping in don't ask why I think ur full of shyte)
8."I don't know why I pick such bad guys"(hell,ur guess is as good as mine)
9.I can't believe I got with someone who doesn't understand me"(Your standards not mine)
10."We never talk about your relationships and what not"(because we never get a break from the intricacies of your epic fails)
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/8/2009 9:55:23 AM | 10. I am still married......(Leave very quickly)
9. Will you help me move some furniture out of my ex's house?...(this is a trick and the next thing you will probably be pet sitting for her while she goes on a vacation with the guy she complains about who treats her so bad)
8. How old is your twin brother?...(just answer saying that you are not sure)
7. Why have you not been married before?...(I was not aware that I was supposed to have gotten married by now)
6. When was the last time you have had a girlfriend?....(who cares)
5. Will you mind if I talk on my cel phone during dinner?....(um ok)
4. I have only been married 4 times.......(be sure to ask her if her ex's are doing okay)...
3. I have 4 children and I have never been married and do not plan to get married... (run fast when you are told this.)
2. How much is you mortgage?..... (You should know better than to answer this one)
1. You are such a cute/nice guy.....(When this happens you will only be in the friend status with her.)  | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/8/2009 12:09:52 PM |
10. The moment he steps in the door, instead of a warm greeting the woman says "OOH, my day was sooooo horrible!"
9. A discussion of the last three exes and how mean they are being to you in person, via texting, and on the phone. (Stop talking to them, you idiot.)
8. How annoying your friends are. (!!!!!)
7. All of the cool things you have planned that exclude you. (Thanks again, babe.)
6. How drunk you got the other night with others. (Wooo hooo, I was sooo drunk!)
5. How horrrrrrible your week was. Did I mention that? (AAAAAHG!)
4. How the house needs cleaning. (Yes, that is important.)
3. A list of other people's problems in detail that you don't even know. (AAAAAGH!)
2. How poor you are. (AND?!)
And the #1 thing men don't want to hear from a woman they are interested in....
1. How TIRED you are! (Well I could have just made other plans then!!!!!)
Um....if you don't like anything that the girl says and/or talks about, are you really 'interested' in her? Sheesh. | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/8/2009 12:16:26 PM | Wait...hang on a second.
You mean, when she's talking, we're actually expected to *listen* to what she's saying now?
Man, this whole dating business just took a quantum leap in difficulty. Next thing you know, they'll be asking us to try to understand their "feelings" and such nonsense.
(Before anyone gets enraged: tongue in cheek, people.) | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/9/2009 2:20:22 AM | | Waaaah! These posts, all though somewhat comical, are sad. Most likely the same people who post photos from 10yrs ago, lied about there age or info on their profile to get the date. Seriously, wouldn't it be nice if you could be honest and say that there is not a possiblity of a connection within the first 5 seconds of opening the door... (Science proves it true!) instead of saying your tired or someother "polite" excuse? | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/9/2009 6:06:49 AM | Compliments you dont want to hear.
1. my last boyfriend was huge, you on the other hand fit so well
2.you are such a good listener. I could go on all night just talking tgo you
3. You make me feel like a natural woman
4. My parents thought you were such a gentleman that you are invited to their house every sunday. {they dont like football}
5 All my exes, all we did was have sex. With you I can talk or just cuddle. I dont feel the need to ---- your brains out. | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/9/2009 6:38:05 AM | 1. You are so short you are cute.
2. My ex is my best friend.
3. I am a vegetarian.
4. I am a completely different person after the "operation."
5. I want to have children but not with you.
6. I don't believe in premarital relations but I have 4 children and I have never been married.
7. All the places she has done the deed and about how she is not like that any more. | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/9/2009 5:16:49 PM |
Um....if you don't like anything that the girl says and/or talks about, are you really 'interested' in her? Sheesh.
Well, no. But we have become friends, which is fine. We just need to stop pretending about the other stuff.
And the other girl is right, I should have titled the thread to be gender neutral. We all have stuff we don't wanna hear! | |
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| What a man doesn't want to hear from a woman he in interested in when he sees her
Posted: 6/9/2009 5:44:52 PM | lol...10 things I don't want to hear again...(from my next mate)
11. "I'm just sayin"
12. "where's the ketsup"? (answer-staring back at you)
13. "I'll be home in about an hr" translation-enough time to have my supper ready
14."pretend to change my diaper"
15. "do we have wet wipes?" means he's already wiped his ass on your brand new white blouse
16. "so uh, so uh, how much money do we owe?" (stop buying boats, army trucks, snow mobiles, dirt bikes, road bikes, trailers, etc?) cuz somehow the ensuing fight will be about me & the only reason ur asking? is cuz u saw something else for sale
17. "I love you" spoken in a threatening tone as a sign off...what's up with that one?
18. "my mother's aunts are nuns" & this has what to do with what?
& my all time non- favorite...19. "I'll confess...I once woke up drunk, making out with my sister" uhm, are you sure that's all you did?
20. ok, this one's more of a thought written all over his face..."Oh boy, there's some kids!!! will you play with me?" | |
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