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Posted: 6/9/2009 6:50:13 AM | For the laydees, long and slim, or short and fat.. Or maybe long and fat or short and skinny.. Or perhaps banana bendy?
For the Genkleemen... Tight n squeaky, or floppy and sloppy... Or tight n sloppy, or floppy and flappy, or perhaps one you can your entire arm into?
Just wanted to post something utterly unimportant to counteract all the ikky threads floating about...
Come on what's the best and why??? (For the mass debaters amongst us)
Oh and I'm not telling, I'm asking!!!!
Oh and I don't care if I'm deleted either, I've just got a headache from all the moaning and I'm premenstrual, so give me chocolate.... | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 6:54:40 AM | Difficult question really pants.Men,s bits come in all shapes and sizes lol so if ya love the one your with,does it really matter as long as it does what it says on the tin!
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Posted: 6/9/2009 6:55:47 AM | | my name chopper doesnt realy do me any justice when it come down to tackle size..so the type of female honeypot i prefare..the word mersey tunnel comes to mind.. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 6:58:10 AM | Because I'm "long and fat", one that can take me is all I ask!
And if I'm being really fussy, one that hasn't been shaved! | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:04:00 AM | It would have to be 'neatly tucked' and the lawn to be kept as well maintained as a bowling green.
When the hairy mad axemans been in, its not a pretty sight !!
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:05:16 AM | At last a post that isn't taken too seriously!!!
Longish and fat suits me fine to match my tight and wet **** lol  | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:05:31 AM | For the laydees, long and slim, or short and fat.. Or maybe long and fat or short and skinny.. Or perhaps banana bendy?
Functioning frequently, preferably.
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:15:02 AM | If I say small, you'll all point at my embarrassingly small member and laugh!!
No way I'm not stupid!
 Foiled again girls...these chap's are getting wise to our wicked ways, we must think up new tactics in order to see the goods, obviously! 
SHOW US YOUR DANGLY BITS! (I could do with a larf...) | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:19:21 AM | Neat tidy and tight as a mouses ear ...preferably odour free as well ........obviously an enthusiastic and energetic owner is a must....
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Im willing to try them as well | |
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Joined: 4/16/2009
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Posted: 6/9/2009 7:47:49 AM | Tight and Squeaky but only if she sounds like a guinea pig, sometimes kinky is good.  | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 9:29:48 AM | Attached to a human male preferably. Other than that I'm not too fussed, just as long as it stretches the sides a bit. Shouldn't be too hard to do since I'm a born again virgin.
I've a big, hard one in the cupboard that I can suck on. I'm waiting for it to go soft so I can get my teeth into it properly and really enjoy it.
C0ck on a stick from the Goose (fnar fnar) Fair, obviously!
EDIT: From memory
The baby's arm holding an apple was impressive to look at but not that much us.e
The c0cktail sausage had me planing my shopping and resisting the temptation to look at my watch.
The best one is attached to a guy that knows exactly what's doing with it. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 9:35:11 AM | Girth over length if I had to choose but ideally both, a nice pronounced curve on the end feels nice too - I'm equal opportunities me, don't discriminate against disabilities.
Fingers and tongue equally important to me tho, nothing duller than mindlessly pounding away 
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Posted: 6/9/2009 10:16:33 AM | Sleek slimlined, with fast curves, and a smooth silky finnish to the interiour, holds the rails good when slippery wet, an giving that all round good preformance.. while burnin rubber.. 
well thats my car.. lol. now if we talkin ladieeeeeee bits welllllllllllllllllll.. i'm too shy :rolleyes | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 10:20:04 AM |
nothing duller than mindlessly pounding away
I don't know. It works for me.....! | |
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