| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 6:46:25 AM | I saw this on the news today, and since it was discussed a bit on tanother thread, I thought I'd post it here and share....
My comment...
Oh, REALLY???? I wish they would've shown us the whole list, to see if I agreed with all the others. I didn't find all of these to be such a turn off....(wellllll, not unless it was brought on too soon....)...how about you guys? Well, maybe the lipstick part, but then, I don't wear lipstick anyway. (I'd feel like they were testing out the theory that "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." )
Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF
By WENDY ATTERBERRY
As the guys over at Men’s Health have proven time and again, they’re pretty sure they know exactly what makes a woman tick. Too bad they’re REALLY WRONG! This time they’d like their readers to believe they’ve got the secret sex tips (33 of them, in fact) to turn a lady on in no time flat. Check out their most ridunculous tips.
1. Buy Her a Silk Thong A gift of lingerie is cliched, right? So twist it. Give it to her when you (seemingly) don’t expect sex right then and there. Pass it under the table at a restaurant and ask her to go to the ladies’ room and change into it. “It’s a little naughty, but she has a chance to play back,” says Joy Davidson, Ph.D., a relationship therapist in Seattle. Not recommended for a first date.
Um, no, just, no. This isn’t naughty or sexy — it’s just cheesy and annoying. What kind of dinner are you taking us to that you’d think it okay to pass us a silk thong under the table and ask us to go try it on? We’re trying to enjoy our meal! You go to the bathroom and undress and put new underwear on. We’ll just be here sneaking fries from your plate and draining our wine.
5. Skip the Flowers Blooms at the office are overdone. If you want to stand out, send a card instead. “It’s really the thoughtful things you do at nonsexual times that make a woman want you,” says Paul Joannides, author of Guide to Getting It On! Go with a thank-you. Write out a few things you’ve never thanked her for—making breakfast on Sunday, cleaning your stubble out of the sink. An appreciated woman during the day is an appreciative woman at night.
Okay, and from now on, we’ll just show our appreciation for you with a magnetic poem on your refrigerator. After all, oral is so overdone!
10. Apply Her Lipstick “Grooming a woman is kind of a role reversal,” says Linda De Villers, Ph.D., a California sex therapist and author of Love Skills: A Fun, Upbeat Guide to Sex-cessful Relationships. “She’s being doted on and served, and it shows that you think a certain part of her body is attractive.” Other ideas: Shave her legs, paint her toenails, or brush or wash her hair. According to a menshealth.com poll of 3,200 men, 76 percent said they have shampooed their woman’s hair. And Men’s Health readers don’t waste their time on things that don’t work.
Apply her lipstick?? Really?! Show of hands, ladies — how many of you would be turned on by a guy applying your lipstick? Just as I thought. NO ONE. It’s creepy. Don’t waste your time.
15. Give Her a Massage But make it interesting: In hot weather, roll a chilled can of soda along the backs of her thighs. In cool weather, warm a towel in the microwave for 10 seconds and massage her with it. Season her belly with a little salt, and then slowly lick it off. Add tequila to taste. Turn winter gloves inside out, put them on, and massage her with the soft side.
It was all good until you got to the “season her belly with salt” bit. Did you think you could throw that in and we wouldn’t notice? WE WOULDN’T NOTICE A GUY SALTING OUR BELLIES LIKE WE WERE A PIG ROAST and then using our bellybutton as his personal shot glass?! Salt is not an aphrodisiac, guys.
31. Make It Easy For oral, stand while your partner kneels or sits on the bed. This angle lets her take more of you, gives her better control, and is less tiring.
Wait, is this about what turns us on or what turns you on? But, you know, really thoughtful of you to figure out a way to make giving you oral less tiring. We’ll be sure to send you a thank you card. | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 8:05:49 AM | We have the "bygone era", the midlifers, the baby boomers, and the new age! And sex is still measured by an egg timer!! Somebody needs to bring back the hour glass!
I saw a profile on here...a young lady professing to be a "sex therapist" at the ripe old age of 24! Now all she needs to do, is write a book, and she's set for life!!
I would imagine there are folks who embrace the "new age" tips/practices, and folks that just laugh at how ridiculous it all is.
Sex sells! always has, always will! and the prophets keep rolling in! | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 8:09:06 AM | | What I have discovered is that any list to suggest how others should conduct their sex life is totally bogus and can do more harm than good! Relationships are as individual as the people in them and no one person or list can tell you how to conduct yourself within the relationship! | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 8:34:35 AM | Geeze, its no wonder men are always complaining that women can rip apart every good idea they have.
I can understand number 1 being a bit irritating, but 5 sounded sweet to me. My late husband use to slip notes into my brief case that I would find later in the day at work. Not to often to make it cheesy but occasional enough to make it special, most were small cards, not necessarily thank you card, but he always wrote something personal on it, that did not mean he never said those things to me in person.
Have you ever had a man apply lipstick for you? Don't knock it till you try it. Though I think the point they were trying to make is to do something personal for her. I think having a guy shave you is great, no need to stop at the legs, and girls we all know how difficult it is to paint our toenails without getting polish all over everything. Its sweet to have a man help you with that chore, specially when he knows he has to wait for them to dry before any other activities can occur.
Salt on the belly? Doesn't exactly sound romantic, but hey, I'd cover myself in steak and potatoes if the guy was willing to lick it off. Men are not as fond of chocolate as women are. It makes sense to give them flavors they like.
When you see it written in black and white, it may not sound like a turn on, but as per usual, actions speak louder than words. | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 8:55:25 AM | I've got that edition of Men's Health. These are old tips. From like...1999. I know because I used a couple (said with stupid look on my face) of these tips.
((Dr. Phil grabs me by the neck and says))
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!
To be honest, the thong worked. Of course, it was long after the first date, and long after dinner was over and we were on our 4th glass of wine.
Danz | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 9:00:47 AM |
how about you guys?
The list seems to simply be saying "don't be like everyone else, don't always do what she expects, have some spontaneity, and differentiate yourself."
Or really, set yourself apart as an individual, thereby validating her as an individual, and she will respond favorably. Which I feel is true.
Um, no, just, no. This isn’t naughty or sexy
Did you miss the "so twist it" part? Someone's going to gift thong underwear. Someone already bought it. They are advising to present the gift in a new way, and they give an example. Not making an absolute you have to give it to them in that way. Only that they "twisted it" to make it out of the ordinary.
Okay, and from now on, we’ll just show our appreciation for you with a magnetic poem on your refrigerator.
I don't think they are advocating skipping flowers forever. To just go to cards instead of flowers. Some times. Instead of sending you flowers every monday, or after every time you did something considerate of them, to think of something else. And cards that actually communicate why they appreciate what you did for them is good. It allows specificity.
Apply her lipstick??
Did you notice all the other suggestions? Some are going to work for some people, in certain situations. They aren't advocating men going to bars with a stick of lipstick walking up to strangers and offering to "do their lips."
Do you understand the sensuality of it? Such as if you are going out for a nice evening? And at the start of the date they have to be really really close to you and it's not to make out, kiss, or anything physically validating...just taking a reason to be really close. Maybe stare into your eyes and at your lips. Evil and stupid, I know.
It was all good until you got to the “season her belly with salt” bit.
Did you not read the "add tequila to taste?" Meaning the tequila wasn't optional, it's part of the recipe...use her like a shot glass...It's a drinking game. AA members will use kool aid instead of salt, and water instead of tequila.
Bring in the whole 9 1/2 weeks or cowboy way body shot techniques. I highly doubt they are advocating seasoning her tough meat. Seems more like they are advocating a sensual process that has a purpose but prolongs interaction.
Wait, is this about what turns us on or what turns you on?
I think they were just running out of ideas. | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 9:08:59 AM | i think the salt was more to go with the tequila. and why leave out lime? like if your going back yard tanning anyways.. why not? lol
guy 1: yea my gf is the best
guy 2: why is that?
guy1: when she is tanning she bastes herself and then has we lick it off the delicious juices.
lol that would be so awsome. | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 3:00:07 PM | Good Lord, how hard a woman are you to please??!!
any gift from any man should always be appreciated....and the man should be shown your appreciation and gratitude.
1)you can bet your sweet a$$ I'd be heading straight to the ladies room putting on my new thong......and then I'd slip the panties I just took off into his pocket! It's called foreplay to the foreplay darlin.....and I'm all about it.
5)a card, a daisy picked from the side of the road, a love note.....hell show up at work at lunchtime w/ a couple tacos from Taco Bell and you'll earn huge points with me!
It's the thought that counts.
10) I don't wear lipstick......but if I did......I would enjoy the moment.....I'm sure it could be quite erotic if he has that certain look in his eyes while he does it.
and brush my hair.......ahhh, love it.
paint my toenails........awesome!
Hell, while your at it.......shave my "landing strip" into a heart shape!!
anything can be erotic if you're really in tune with each other.
15) well........ya can't do tequila shots w/o salt now!
"body shots" can be fun....and turn into alot more fun!
31) so they stretched a little on this one. At least he was trying to consider her comfort while pleasing him!!
Yes, men..........there still are us women out there that love and get turned on by the little things you do for us.
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 3:36:21 PM | Good grief- there must be something wrong with me- because I can't see anything wrong with any of those.
1.) If the guy I'm dating takes time to pick out a nice thong HE likes and gives it to me- I'ld put it on and let him enjoy taking it off later that evening. Of course I admit that my underwear choices are for the benefit of my date.
5.) Unless flowers come from Wal-mart they are WAY over priced- I feel getting them is just a showy thing- I'ld prefer the card or even something as simple as my favorite candy bar. If you are going to spend loads of money on me- do it on things like Victoria's Secrets or sexy perfume- that we will both enjoy.
10.) Putting lipstick on is just a man brushing your hair- I'll take all the attention I can get thank you!
15. As for the salt on my stomach- as long as the mans licking it off- let's go! (maybe he'll go a little more south while he's at it)
31. As for the oral- if the man is doing all the above- you better believe I want to thank him- and well that sounds really good to me... | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 7:05:48 PM | Mandrake, A sex therapist at 24? of course! At that age, they think their generation INVENTED sex! (Boy, our generation could teach them a thing or two, huh? Too bad we don't share. )
I agree, Leeanne...relationships/people are very unique...that's what makes them so special...and what works for one, may not work for others.
Serenity BC, I doubt that they are thinking of us as a pig roast....it's their idea of fun...and while I wouldn't exactly call it romantic, I bet it would create some memories/laughs. Once, I heard about using pop rocks to enhance oral sex, so I decided to try it. Oh man, talk about a sticky mess. We sure had some laughs. I can't pass the pop rocks in the store without giggling to myself now.
Scheherrazade, I would love little notes like that, too. No, I never had anyone apply lipstick for me, but if he wanted to do that, he would have to bring his own, because I don't wear it....and if he had his own lipstick, I don't think he'd be my kind of guy. As I said in another thread, though, I would love it if he wanted to paint my toenails...or shave me....or shampoo my hair...massage my feet....
danzandsing, really? It's from 1999? How interesting...I honestly just got this from NBCSandiego website today. I wouldn't think they would be posting such old articles....maybe just the fact that the comments were new? The thong idea would be sweet and sexy, I think, as long as we were already intimate...not before. (And if we were already intimate, I doubt that he would want to see me in a thong! Remember, I'm 60! )
I agree with what you said, Snatch n grab...you did notice that I said, I didn't agree with the author, either, much ...except for the lipstick part...but then I don't wear lipstick anyway.
Chris...yeah...while tanning...that would sure spice things up a bit, huh? Nothing wrong with a little fun and humor thrown into the mix...
MsMicki...(I always love your posts)...I agree with you...oh yeah, having him brush my hair...how could I forget that one?
Wildflower520, there is nothing wrong with you...I see that there are several of us that agree on this...
~DC~ | |
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| Sex Tips That Will Turn Women OFF...or not????
Posted: 6/14/2009 7:26:20 PM | | I'm with wildflower--I see nothing wrong with these. And having someone hand me underwear under the table like that? Sounds totally hot to me, and would guarantee naughty thoughts that would have them soaked in no time. | |
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