| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/20/2009 8:50:56 PM | This is from www.wired.com
Geeks get personal with tech
All engineers may be geeks, but not all geeks are engineers. Doesn't matter. You don't need to know how to build a platform in order to do a half-gainer in full pike with a twist into the river of love.
A geek is more likely to figure out how to customize toys and to design arousing environments for your avatars to play in than a non-geek. And that experience translates into a greater sensitivity to atmosphere and mood during sex -- beyond lighting a candle.
Don't be surprised if your geek lover puts more thought into arranging the boudoir than you do, or if common household items ("pervertibles") soon take on a new dimension. More than one geek has told me that Home Depot is their favorite adult store.
Geeks dig consensual role playing
Geek lovers combine a well-developed and oft-exercised erotic imagination with their physical technique. It isn't a big leap from "I'm a level-13 thief, evil-aligned" to "I'm the prison warden and you're the new detainee." Scientists and therapists alike claim that the brain is the most critical sexual organ; a geek's familiarity with fantasy arouses your mind even as the handcuffs -- or the bag of loot -- bring your body to attention.
Geeks interact
A technophobe mostly talks to you in person, but a geek is happy to be with you by texting your phone, flirting with you in a chat room, Skyping you, Twittering just in case you're on your vibrating couch (NSFW), sending funny cell-phone snapshots to your e-mail, playing online games, commenting on your blog, Digging articles that interest you, seducing you by instant message….
Geeks get things done
Geeks know all the shortcuts. They research your interests, send you surprise gifts, plan your perfect vacation, get the bills and grocery shopping out of the way, write to their mothers, and tease you mercilessly, all while pretending to work. And when you ask them to set up your home Wi-Fi or install a home theater, it's done quickly, expertly and without complaint.
In other words, geeks know how to get everything else out of the way so there's more time for lovemaking.
Geeks are hot …
… and wear the coolest glasses.
Geeks don't shock easily
Geeks have seen all the porn you can imagine and then some, priming them to be open to your sexual peccadilloes. They are not only less likely to be shocked by your exotic requests -- they might not even realize that other people think your turn-ons are exotic.
Conversely, your geek lover might be relieved that your wildest fantasy involves only two other people, five utensils and a trapeze.
Geeks know kinky people
Geeks haven't just seen a variety of positions, kinks and fetishes in blue movies. They know (or are) people who enjoy those things, so they don't dismiss entire categories of sexual interests as the sole province of a bunch of weirdos in San Francisco.
It's hard to sustain prejudice and bias against an abstract group when you develop relationships with individuals and discover they're just like you. It doesn't matter if they dress up like ponies, or refuse to conform to a societal idea of gender norms, or eat pancakes for dinner. Geek lovers know better than to try to impose their sexual preferences or standards on others -- including your friends -- and are more likely to love and let love.
Geeks understand multi-dimensional relationships
Geeks connect with their online buddies in several guises, often getting to know the person behind the avatar as friendships deepen and move from adult communities to personal IM.
A geek can flow seamlessly between conversation about a friend's partner and kids in one window and an elaborate group sex scene in another, without feeling any discontinuity between the personas. Even if the friend is a 43-year-old father of two in IM, and a 22-year-old dominatrix in the group.
With all that going on, a geek has no problem accepting that sometimes you want mocha ripple cherry fudge chunk swirl with almonds and a waffle and sometimes you want vanilla lite.
Geeks aren't threatened by new tech or "the future of sex"
Geeks have read the science fiction. They know the dire predictions of a world in which the sticky press of flesh is replaced by neural nets and sex robots that also do housework (or is that house robots that also do sex work?).
Geeks have imagined more sexual dystopias than the average person and are the first to see the technological developments that could lead us down dark paths. Which only makes sense, considering who develops those technologies in the first place.
At the same time, geeks know better than anyone that something always goes wrong when you lean on machines for your social fulfillment. A geek doesn't mind if you bring home the iiErotoTrix 5000 v3 -- as long as you share it.
Literacy and the printing press did not replace sex; neither did photography, automobiles, video, online porn or 3-D escort services. Geek lovers spend enough time with technology to appreciate the unique wondrousness of human touch.
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/21/2009 11:40:02 AM |
male Geeks doesn't ware shit in their lips or paint on their body
Sure they do. My college professor was decked head to toe with "paint" (or tattoos you mean?) AND he had a lip piercing. He even has a computer company and opens for the KMK when they are in Ventura.
I also plan to get "painted" soon.
I'll stop there, I don't feel like blowing up a thread again and winning. | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/21/2009 12:19:58 PM | Great post, I love it 
Geeks do and wear all sorts of weird stuff, geeks are eccentric. I've four piercings and tattoo's but if you mean lipstick then I'm afraid Im not quite that eccentric  body paint? No problem  | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/21/2009 9:42:38 PM | lol nice post 
especially like
Geeks get things done
Geeks know all the shortcuts. They research your interests, send you surprise gifts, plan your perfect vacation, get the bills and grocery shopping out of the way, write to their mothers, and tease you mercilessly, all while pretending to work. And when you ask them to set up your home Wi-Fi or install a home theater, it's done quickly, expertly and without complaint.
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/22/2009 5:13:13 PM | Geeks are what makes this world go around, look at Bill Gates and Ronald Wayne. If it was not for them we may not be here :)
I can't wait to find mine, nights of coding (which is a big turn on), video games and lots of kinky sex! Oh and should I mention glasses ;)
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/22/2009 5:34:38 PM | *pouts* I can't code anything beyond HTML and CSS.. and I'm not even sure if you'd call that coding..
But I'm good at hardware tweaking and customization!  I'm not the smartest geek in the world, but my girlfriend thinks I am. I think she'll like this USB powered light-up picture I'm making. I fail at programming, but know everything there is to know about hardware.. er.. for the most part. | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/22/2009 6:52:29 PM |
I can't wait to find mine, nights of coding (which is a big turn on), video games and lots of kinky sex! Oh and should I mention glasses ;)
Yeah, Where are all the american geek-chicks???
I'm feelin' like Mick Jagger with these average-chicks (cant get no satisfaction)  | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/23/2009 7:56:16 AM | Warm fuzzy feelings!!
America has a lot of them, but may I suggest a Canadian geek, we are down to earth, believe in .. hell this is a bit off topic, but I just love this commercial! Check it out on Youtube, it is called "I am Canadian" Tee hee I just love my Country!!
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN! | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/27/2009 6:32:28 PM | Here I am, but unfortunately I don't think either of you are anywhere near where I live. Figures, the two ladies on the site looking for geeks are 1000+ miles away.
If you suddenly see the homes for sale/rent section of the classifieds get smaller, I would suggest taking a very long vacation. | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/27/2009 7:39:44 PM | | I would love to find a woman who programmed in C#, asp.net, SQL server, and Javascript. Is that too much to ask? lol If a women actually existed like this, I would marry her tomorrow! One can dream! | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 6/30/2009 6:22:50 AM | | Well, yeah. That's me to a T. Geeks are the best multi-taskers. How else can you run a home and a computer lab and still have time for loving your man? | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 7/2/2009 2:50:26 PM | This is why it truly is great to be a geek! Although it DOES make it harder to meet women in the real world for some reason. But online, we thrive  | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 7/2/2009 3:04:11 PM | I thought I'd add one of my personal favourite songs. It's Great to be a Nerd by the Arrogant Worms (GO GO GADGET CANADIANA!)
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
The only light we ever see is from our moniter
We argue about comic books and Internet connections
The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
Our town's not big enough to sign up any stars
But we once met a red shirt who was phasered by a Borg
(Man, he knew Mr. Sulu!) (What?)
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk
We have our own heroes who we try to emulate
I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
We hate watching sports 'cause we're reading Carl Sagan
But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
(I'm a Hobbitt! Ha ha ha ha!)
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd
We rarely get a date or get talked to by a girl
Unless they're having trouble with their algebra homework
We're emotionally bereft and we're sexually frustrated
But we can download photographs of Agent Scully naked
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our room
We are the nerds in your neighbourhood
Polyester's a fashion statement
But there's more room on the beach for you
'Cause we're locked in our basement
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
We like to wear colours that do not appear in nature
It's great to be a
Poorly-dressed fashionless
Star trekking roleplaying
Ninety pound when wet down
Pasty skinned pop drinking
Underfed genius
Yes, it's great to be a nerd | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 7/4/2009 12:06:14 PM | This is why I prefer to date Geeks. Not only do they understand me better, but I can understand them better too.
Time for me to go back to hunting smexy TO Geeks... which has been one heck of a challenge, as they are good at hiding LOL | |
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| Looking for me Geek.. here is why!!
Posted: 7/4/2009 2:56:31 PM | Damn, all these Geek chicks live in Canada, the world is trying to tell me something!!!
:hears whispers: move to canada!: | |
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