| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 6/21/2009 9:36:50 PM | We have all heard about the phrases and words we would like to get rid of, but how about some new ones we’d like to promote.
I was a part of a thread recently, that mentioned the word “spork”( I’ve plagiarised that one for the greater good) not a spoon as we know it, yet, not just a fork. I loved it! (funny stuff) Words and phrases are developed through use and creativity. So, got any? | |
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 6/22/2009 12:41:12 AM | ok what about:-
Manbag:- The ultimate accessory. Looks good and holds everything.
Cockblock:-The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.
Blamestorming:- Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong. | |
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 6/22/2009 2:49:09 AM | What about these;
"Smufficate" - cross between suffocate and smother.
"Mac attack"- when your craving Mac Donalds (normally after sex)
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 6/22/2009 9:25:38 AM | "Volun-told" When they are looking for volunteers to do a project at work, and nobody steps forward. You get nominated, or "Voluntold" to do the project.
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 6/23/2009 12:35:53 AM | ^^^^^ Thanks for the contribution, I like these.
Ok did a bit of brainstorming today, to come up with these phrases:-
"You can roll a sh*t in coconut, but you still can't call it a Lamington" - meaning: it is what it is.
"Give 'em a spray and wipe" - meaning: A verbal lashing, then erase them from your life. | |
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:19:52 AM | * SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
Then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also
applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids or start a "home business".
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
to work again.
* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and
file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless
paperwork and processes.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known
as a McShit with Lies.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake
up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your
bed instead.
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise
At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
Got 4 a$$ cheeks.
Come on people get inventive!
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 7/26/2009 3:55:07 PM | At work we have a new language called "crapanese". We replace the beginning of a descriptive word with the word crap and then finish it with the rest of the common word. IE, in reply to "How was your night?" (after a horrible go of it...) " Oh, it was Crap-tastic, thanks!"
Some other descriptives we use...
Crap-tabulous
Crap-a-licious
Crap-pendous
Crap-tacular
Is it juvenile? Yes! But when you work in a high stress environment, you do what you have to in order to break the stress level and laugh. Try it! Bet it makes you giggle. | |
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 7/27/2009 1:50:57 PM | Drugs for women..
Menicillin-potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistence to such lethal lines as "You make me want to be a better person."
Jackaspirin-Relieves headaches caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number or to lift the toilet seat.
Anti-talksident- A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. | |
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| Inventive New words and phrases
Posted: 7/28/2009 4:37:42 AM | Budgie smugglers ....... racing bathers worn by men
Snot block ....... a vanilla slice
Lombard ....... Lots Of Money But A Real D#ckhead | |
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