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 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 1:54:01 AM
Here's a few to get you started...

ginie, vagina, ****, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver,**** trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, ****hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich,****warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver
 Reveal1K

Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 2:00:11 AM
you forgot snuffaluffagus.
 Studioguy29

Joined: 6/6/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 2:01:59 AM
sausage wallet
 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 2:21:41 AM
Here is a few more just to help along...hehe...have any women out there had their vagina called any of the names posted on this thread??

hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum
 TooShadows

Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 5:43:02 AM
Where's plain old-fashioned "****"?
 Sidewinder154

Joined: 5/19/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:11:48 AM
LMAO!! Oh my god, this reminds me of a story.....

my then sister in law and I were sitting in the pool watching the kids and talking about what little girls call their private parts and she said she had a girl in one of her sunday school classes who called it her "powderpuff". No sooner my SIL said that, my son (age 4 at the time) pops up and says "I need to powder my nose". We laughed so hard, we cried.

Only from the mouth of babes......
 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:32:12 AM
haha..that story is very funny...thank you to all those who posted....

here are a few more hilarious names..i don't know how they come up with these...

one eyed worm hole, amazon forest,****cave, ****donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney****leve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith,****magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid,****basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave,squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector,
goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box ,snail tracker,
****illa, homebase,pud pocket, bear trap, Indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana,
noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots,****mitten, mystical fold


 TooShadows

Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:35:26 AM
Let's try this this again. I was trying to say "p u s s y". Maybe the auto-censor got it in your list too.
 OutMind

Joined: 2/13/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:31:25 AM
cuca, coño, cuchara, raja.


 whytwater

Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:08:50 AM

bearded clam, . . . , hair pie, bearded ax wound, . . . . , fur burger, cooch, . . . . whisker biscuit, carpet, . . . .


Knew a guy, a party-goer guy, whose first question to me, every time we met, was, "So, had any new wool lately?"

The Brits use "fanny" alot, which sorta smacks of prepubescence to me.

Knew a Charlie Brown fan, once, who called hers Patty, but that referred to one very specific, and centrally located, slice of heaven (no wool).

In my alliterative world, "its" name just needs to start with the same letter as whatever she calls my c-ck, I never did like cats, and prick also struck me as a personality assessment.
Great list, OP, but I suspect, as with its male counterpart, there are thousands of words and phrases to label it.
 ChinaShopBull

Joined: 12/27/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:34:04 AM

Center of the Universe
Lunch




I love sweet "Poontang."

 longlocks40

Joined: 2/5/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:35:47 AM
At the university of Northern Iowa we had vaginia week every feb. some of the names were Pink tacos, hot slot, porter house steak. Also, they had a survey what would you have your vagina wear, i chose a red feather boa and sequins.
 inbruges

Joined: 5/1/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 9:34:11 AM
Remember Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird?
In stead of **** cat, Tweety said "Puddy tat"...

I've always liked just plain "puddy" which rhymes with "goody"
 Rod479

Joined: 5/11/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 10:45:43 AM
Hmmm... I'd like to start the trend of calling it 'man killer'!
 globerry

Joined: 6/10/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 10:57:34 AM
Not sure where I remember hearing this but 'Sugar bowl".
 BigDaddyJinx

Joined: 11/4/2006
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:28:49 AM
LMAO! Some of those names are just a riot!

My boys and I refer to the "Pink Lotus" as "Moose Knuckle" most often.

From the looks of it - we seem to be all alone in that euphemism. heh
 kaylee wilson

Joined: 4/23/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:39:09 AM
lol love this thread
we call it a mini
well i am english
and it makes the kids laugh when they see the car
 ChinaShopBull

Joined: 12/27/2007
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:41:44 AM
Pink Cadillac


 SirTrevolot

Joined: 11/26/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:51:23 AM
haha not alone in the knuckeledge naming
 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:42:47 PM
haha here are some more...

bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, ****pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth
 LeCutter

Joined: 2/25/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 9:06:06 PM
My fave and most common usage has always been "snapper".

Which has always been funny as a waiter when some guy on a date with a girl asks me if the snapper is fresh. 'Well, sir would know better than I.'
 Incuubus2113

Joined: 12/8/2008
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Posted: 6/23/2009 9:42:09 PM
Bergina. I dunno, it makes me laugh.

Sure do like them French fried berginas mmm hmmm.

/read as Billy Bob in Slingblade
 Ifeellucky

Joined: 4/12/2009
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Posted: 6/23/2009 9:44:09 PM
va ja ja,
pishy :)
we we :) (these are for my daughter to use)...
 tarotdream

Joined: 10/12/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2009 3:43:54 AM
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The Vertical Smile
 Yellowjack

Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:05:23 PM
Had to chip in with an Aussie one "Map of Tassie".Or "Pig Bite".Therefore you can say to a girl "show us where the pig bit ya".We don't simply call it a c*** here as we reserve that word for our mates.
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