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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:21:13 AM | Do any women here fanny fart? And Im talking about vagina farting during sex, not bum farting.
Ive heard its common. Well women cant really help it because of the in and out action the air is bound to become trapped and have to exit somehow.
So men what do you think about this? Is it a turn off even though women cant help it? | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:39:19 AM | I always crack up laughing when it happens. My partner usually does the same. Can't control it.
Another favourite is the sweaty chest-to-breasts fart. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:55:20 AM | | I love the more salacious or socially uncomfortable subjects like this. A moment of embarrassment is nearly always great for a riotous laugh. Bigger guys make these 'farts' happen more often just because it's a simple matter that air gets trapped during sex. Other guys will also make it happen if the position accomplishes the same thing. Sounds of sex are *usually* a huge turn on for me! This is one that is decidedly *NOT* a turn on for me, LOL. That's why it's embarrassing, in my opinion anyway. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:56:58 AM | It always seems to happen when both people are in a serious sexual mood, then that just goes right out the window.
I think the worst yet funniest thing to ever happen was when it happens as you are going down on her. Could be a mood killer if you can't get past the intial shock of a vagina fart in your face. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:59:36 AM | Anything that causes a girl to laugh in the bedroom that has nothing to do with my penis size is fine by me!
... Queef away ladies! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:00:32 AM | And now, for an onomatopoeic treatment of this subject matter:
slap-slap-slap-FPPT-slapslap-FRRPT-ohgod-FRPT-PRRP-slapslap-PRRTTTT-ohyeah-slapslap-slap-FRBRBPT-slap-slap-PRFFT-FRPT-slap-slap-ooooooh! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:02:35 AM | Oh yes, ...not my most defining moments!
First time...I wanted to just DIE...sooooo, hoping he didn't hear.
I think it's called "queefing". The word it self cracks me up!
Eventually you learn to laugh...because WTH you gonna do....ya can't put a muzzle on it! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:08:47 AM | I think the worst yet funniest thing to ever happen was when it happens as you are going down on her. Could be a mood killer if you can't get past the intial shock of a vagina fart in your face.
Huh!!?? She queefed just from your tongue-work!!!?? Are you, like, blowing (into) her? I mean, I do try to "inflate" her, but figuratively, not physically! LOL! Geeessshh, what if she absorbed the air, bubbles, like her blood, raced to her head, and she, like, died!!!
If my tongue was in my lover, BEFORE my ccck had been, and she queefed, I'd be checking all the closets for the interloper whose dyk had inflated her shortly before I started to eat her.  | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:15:22 AM |
Huh!!?? She queefed just from your tongue-work!!!?? Are you, like, blowing (into) her? I mean, I do try to "inflate" her, but figuratively, not physically! LOL!
lol...not from my tongue-work, but when you go down inbetween positions then getting it in the face could very well happen. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:20:18 AM |
lol...not from my tongue-work, but when you go down inbetween positions then getting it in the face could very well happen.
K!! Whew!! You're normal. Proceed with whatever you were doing. Lol. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:34:34 AM | | Every time you are thrusting in more air goes in there, particularly if you like a full thrust where you come all the way out then go deep, deep. Before you know it you will have twat farts. They are normal. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:56:53 AM | | It feels like she's deflating and so you hang on to keep her from flying around the room. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:12:26 AM | "Anything that causes a girl to laugh in the bedroom that has nothing to do with my penis size is fine by me!
... Queef away ladies! "
BINGO, we have a winner! If you're not laughing ocassionally what's the point? | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:21:44 AM | | South Park has an entire episode on this called "queefing" it's hilarious. I'm confused though, does it literally sound like a fart, yet it came from your vagina. or does it sound softer? is this only during sex? | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:23:27 AM | | Omg- I'm reading this in public while eating dry cheerios. and just sprayed them all over the table I'm sitting at with 3 strangers. hahahahaha | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:24:32 AM | Do any women here fanny fart? And Im talking about vagina farting during sex, not bum farting.
Ive heard its common. Well women cant really help it because of the in and out action the air is bound to become trapped and have to exit somehow.
So men what do you think about this? Is it a turn off even though women cant help it?
OP -- Ah yes...the queef. One of nature's finest wonders of amusement and recoil.
Yes, it's quite common actually. Depends on the partners, the positions, and of course the anatomy of both combatants.
I remember times with an ex where we'd start to laugh if one escaped the hatch. Seems we got a little too excited and a little too vigorous with the thrusting that some air got lodged in there. Some queefs were quick and almost silent, and others were gut splitters to be sure. It's hard not to laugh hysterically when one comes out. I don't find it a turn off at all...I find it more of a cautionary tale reminding me to settle down a bit...LOL.
However, there are some highly adverse side effects to the queef...namely embolisms. Pack enough air in there and hold it in or refuse to let it escape, and it can travel her bloodstream and cause an embolism. Yea, they're fatal. Fatal as in she can die. So to queef serves two purposes I can see...one to remind one to slow the Hell down...and two to keep her in the game (and alive is always a good option).
Queefs are as natural as the actual ass farts. I'd suspect only the weak minded fools would get upset about them.
JMO.
Another favourite is the sweaty chest-to-breasts fart.
Oh Hell yea...most amusing rofl. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 11:56:26 AM | It happens because of the way external air enters the vagina during sex. Usually through a form of Tantra.
Kinda like it when it talks back to me. Nothing to be ashamed about.
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