I'm not a professional profile reviewer, but I am a woman, so I thought I'd take a shot at reviewing your profile. I was immediately confused with your first paragraph:
And it wasn't like those old commercials on television either. Nothing comforting about a woman with a shiny slab of Vicks under her nose coming at you with that Huge Blue Jar. If you’re addicted to Vicks, move on.
What is this supposed to mean?
I also noticed the only "Interests" you list are:
Forever battling the bad impressions created by every weird guy who has ever e-mailed you
Your photographs show a nice looking guy who seems to like to travel a great deal, so I'd list your other interests. Something other people might identify with.
The rest of your profile is VERY honest, maybe a tad too honest for an introduction? This is just a personal observation. Not being a party chick, or a previous drug user, etc. I'd be totally turned off by such honest revelations. Like I said, I'm no professional, and I hope my observations didn't hurt your feelings.