I have traveld around a bit to during my stay on this earth.
As opposed to your stay somewhere else?
You seem like a really decent guy but your profile doesn't leave much to the imagination. You need to leave some room for mystery. Women need to be intrigued to either contact you or write you back... If you paid for some of these pickup artist tips- you should definitely request a refund...
Your main goal is to survive? Are you getting shot at on a regular basis? Your 2nd goal comes across as a bit needy... This is an online dating site- I think 95% of the people on here have the goal of meeting someone... It's a bit redundant... You should rethink your goals.....
I like the cats who tend to be attention whores. Then I know I can touch them without getting bit or scratched.
You might want to use the term 'pet' instead of 'touch'... When I read this, my first thought was "dude- leave the cat alone..."... Maybe make a funny anecdote about cats scratching eyes out or something...
(Optional) I would like to meet a tall woman. One who I dont have to kneel to look at.
Maybe word that last sentence another way... Also- there's nothing wrong with keeping your options open. There's that saying "The best things come in small packages". Well, unless, you're a guy of course......
I think that's all I got... I agree that you may want to post a few other pics with a different shirt on as well......