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Posted: 7/2/2009 11:17:01 AM | As a member of PETA, I find the blatent and malicious disregard for an animal being used as a scapegoat for many unfortunate and unsatisfied experiences women seem to have with their men and his proclivity to engage in emotionless and rapid motion sex ,unfair! For one to use such a general characterization of bad sex is a habit we all need to move away from...why does one mans terrible sexual technique have to be dumped on the hapless furry woodland creature we all know and love.."The Rabbit"
The male rabbit for all we know could be considered the Casanova of the animal kingdom!..who are we to associate this magnificent rodent with the likes of an uncaring , emotionally detached and physically inadequate man??
Please take a moment to think of the damage you are doing to the reputations of all the different species throughout the animal kingdom before opening your mouth...such overused and oh so obviously misguided...Shes a real"Cougar"..He's Hung like a "Horse"..or "Budgie" depending on the context and relative performance therewith.
She smells like "Fish" down there!!!.. Hell have you ever throw out a Tuna sandwich in disgust because it smelled like fish!!! Man Up!!
In closing, I only wish to shed light on this oft used maligning of or brothers and sisters of the wilderness and oceans...please think next time before you speak. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 11:23:05 AM | Rabbits arent rodents. They are lagomorphs
Other than that, I have no idea what you are talking about. Sorry | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 11:35:26 AM | | Yes I realized that I was perhaps too cerebral in what I have put into this post...I tried to keep it as simple as possible as a joke in reference to the nature of the other ludicrous topics that seem to garner so much heated debate...its amazing how many people can honestly read that and take it as a serious topic that I am actually passionate about..of course seeing as it is probably not as disturbing and depraved as many of the other things on here it will inevitably be deleted. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 11:43:48 AM | | I suppose if I disagreed with you I would be crazy as a loon. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 11:49:50 AM | You are right. We should do away with the word "cock", and replace it with "strock". (Not my own word btw, but I really love it).
I have been trying to find a way to work "strock", in a sentence, for nearly two days now... | |
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| Animal Refrences!
Posted: 7/2/2009 11:56:57 AM | I once saw a vibrator in the shape of the virgin mary....yeah..... | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:00:36 PM | | Guess I can't say who gives a Rats a$$ then?? | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:00:45 PM | PETA 
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:01:19 PM | | woops, ignore the gobbly gook at the bottom of that lol | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:04:14 PM | Guess we have to stop saying "pigeon toed"
Tom | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:30:43 PM |
Guess we have to stop saying "pigeon toed"
We also have to stop saying camel toes, hung like a horse, and doggy-style. Oh, and definitely any fish references... | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:42:09 PM | "Back away from my Rabbit and no one gets hurt!"
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Posted: 7/2/2009 12:48:40 PM | | Read the OP's first sentence.... blatent and malicious disregard for an animal being used as a (drum roll please) SCAPEGOAT (rimshot) | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:17:59 PM | Rabbit
There's a particular dish done in red wine and rabbit that is absolutely delicious.
Being a proud member of the human species, who happens to be omnivores, meaning we eat everything, including meat. My mouth salivates thinking about a steak. And well knowing that the Cancer medications that are keeping my gf without hair were originally tested on lab rats and possibly rabbits by the scientific community.
Save the vegetables, eat a cow. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:23:34 PM | | excuse me while I put some steaks on the grill...and feed my rabbit dogs | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:24:34 PM | Funny thing about PETA.....Don't they realize we are MAMMALS and MAMMALS eat meat? Nothing better than a JUICY tube steak smothered in underwear!~ | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:26:06 PM | Due to the advanced complaining and groaning from PETA, (to include the shamfull swatting of flys), you are no longer allowed to use animals as references towards human sexual placement. Here are some examples of how you can refer to something without offending the previously abused animal name:
Hung like a belt, smells like dirty pillows, tennis ball toe, humps like an air jack, shes a ford, he eats like a balloon.
DEAR PETA;
I like meat. I eat it every day. Its tasty and good. Small tender animals are my favorite. I wished I could own a slaughter house. I would specialize in exotics. Starting off with chipmunks to elephants, maybe even blue whales. They would be treated very nice. I would bath them, feed them, scratch their little tummies, and even let them have cable and internet. Then they would be killed and turned into all kinds of yummy treats to eat. Nothing would go to waste. The left overs would be used for all kinds of neat things such as; balloons, belts, tennis balls, air jacks, and Fords.
Haha. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:32:41 PM | | So, in the opinion of PETA, when a person is given a donkey punch...is more harm done to the receiver of the punch or the reputation of the donkey? | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 1:58:17 PM | | Well although the common donkey does not speak or understand most common human phrases, such as punch, Ford, or balloon, I'm quite sure PETA would find it offensive. Reason being is that now, somewhere in the world, you have made a donkey sad. This unknown donkey is more than likely contemplating suicide and will need many hours of counceling. | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 3:54:04 PM |
I once saw a vibrator in the shape of the virgin mary....yeah.....
oh my God!!! LOLLLL
Can you imagine if they made one that looked like Jesus?! Or him on the cross??? I wonder if that would even be allowed.....I also wonder if just thinking this I'm bout to be struck by lightning?!! | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 3:58:27 PM | | I once hooked up with a guy that called his penis a 'fish' - now that was just wrong indeed! Blah!! Certainly not a turn on! I prefer c*ck - but hey PETA man may not like that! So sad!! | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 4:02:27 PM | This is the cats meow.... oops can't say that. This is gggrreeeaatt oops... Tony the Tiger.
No longer will women be allowed to call me a jackazz. MY life is no longer a "dogs breakfast". No more "cat got your tongue".... Of mice and men will only be of Men and Men...
This is making me squirelly... AWW NUTS... | |
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Posted: 7/2/2009 4:25:18 PM | I think the animals will be pretty damn clueless as to how humans refer to them with regards to whatever.
The only time you should be concerned about an animals sexual welfare is when those sick humans get them involved in porno's. | |
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