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Show ALL Forums  > Ask A Girl  > The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 1  Author  Thread: The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 1 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 2:17:59 AM She bites me hard sometimes. Sometimes I bleed badly. But I let her feed, because she needs to feed. She tells me she wants to devour my flesh. Should I resist, or surrender? That's not really my question though. My question is, does it feel good to eat a fleshy fruit whilst spraying your naked body with a cool watery mist?  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 2 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 2:36:57 AM Crap, I spelt cannibalism wrong.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 3 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 2:41:26 AM But somehow that doesn't seem very important, when my flesh is being cannibalized.  SimplyKendra Joined: 5/22/2009 Msg: 4 view profile History The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 3:04:21 AM Freak.....ball....  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 5 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 3:14:23 AM Eat me, I am yours  english lass Joined: 11/14/2007 Msg: 6 view profile History The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 3:34:59 AM only on tuesdays  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 7 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 3:39:56 AM Ladies please, I am only one of many juicy snacks!  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 8 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 4:37:03 AM Once, I lived in a hotel. The cops were convinced I was the guy they were hunting. They sat outside in the dark all night long, waiting and watching. Eventually, I snapped from the pressure. That's when I decided to play Beethoven so loud they would kick in my door and beat me bad. I knew that was the only way to prove my innocence.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 9 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 5:43:34 AM Welcome to Suwanee GA, If you live until dawn yer maybe innocent.  Justwaiting85 Joined: 12/13/2008 Msg: 10 view profile History The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 5:44:53 AM I'm known to say things simply for the "shock" factor, but wow..............  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 11 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 5:50:15 AM just remember tho, you prolly look like that dude who robbed a bank.  clasact Joined: 1/18/2008 Msg: 12 view profile History The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 5:50:25 AM "I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull......."  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 13 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 5:59:59 AM Dude, do yourself a favor, stay out of Suwanee GA. And for god sake, don't check into the Sun extended stay hotel 95 Gwinco Blvd Suwanee, GA 30024-3113 because you just might fit the description of a wanted suspect/armed bank robber, which is exactly what happened to me.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 14 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 6:14:49 AM They kicked in my door and beat the motherlovin bejesus out of me. I spent 3 days in Gwinnett county jail, trying to prove I'm not a ****in bank robber. But i'm sure you don't believe me, it all must sound so very surreal to someone like you.  Abbicci Joined: 11/17/2008 Msg: 15 view profile History The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 6:24:47 AM Considering how many ways this could have gone, it's really not so bad. Almost interesting, not train wreck interesting, but interesting.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 16 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 6:34:04 AM considering I was wrongfully accused and harshly stomped by Suwanee cops, but lived to talk about it, it went fine and dandy and **** YOU for trivializing what those cops do to innocent people every goddamm day of the week.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 17 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 6:59:07 AM Seriously, where do they make ignorant**** like you  Nicegirl700 Joined: 5/12/2009 Msg: 18 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 7:06:10 AM Congratulations you are the biggest freak on POF ! DAMN SCARY  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 19 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 7:07:46 AM Is it the Obama admin? Is that where they make ignorant self obsessed fukktards like you?  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 20 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 7:09:34 AM Well I guess that make you the loosest C*Unt, for suggesting such a thing.  Hayroller Joined: 5/15/2009 Msg: 21 The Pros and Cons of Cannabalism Posted: 7/4/2009 7:11:18 AM "Nicegirl".................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Page 1 of 1

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