| Excerpts from the email life of a sucker with no self esteem.
Posted: 7/4/2009 4:17:39 PM | The story is true, the emails are true... Have a laugh at my expense.
Hello XXXX
Well it looks like I will be a personal chauffeur for an acquaintance this morning. I have
to drive to Pensacola to carry her, her daughter and grand daughter to a clinic this
morning because her other daughter has the car... Waaaay to much drama for me. How
do I get myself into these things...
Cheers,
William.
Hi Again XXXX
Maybe I'm just a sucker with no self esteem... (Sorry a line from a song).
Well get this, it gets EVEN BETTER... After fighting the horrendous traffic along the
beach road from Gulf Shores to Innerarity Island where said friend lives. Said
daughter doesn't want to go to the clinic but prefers to wait till Monday for some
unknown reason. As this was all sinking in, I'm thinking they better not call me
Monday in the freakin AM wanting a ride. (Is that bad of me?) Said friend wants to
know what took me so long. I'm like DUH, 4th of July... So, now said friend wants to
go Mojo's coffee shop and get a a sugar free creme brulee. OK, I'm already out here
so I might as well indulge. Right? Well while at Mojo's said friend gets a call from her
other daughter. All I hear is the OMG's etc. etc... So I know its coming, MORE
DRAMA. Holy Mother of Pearl, WTF did I do to deserve this today. Any way, said
friend has to get back home before her daughter and husband arrive so that she
can avert some big knock down drag out fight they had... LOL, only in real life, but
on the way back, we have to go real quick to Winn Dixie to get groceries. Off to WD,
burning a trail through the store, we get to the check out and said friend has
forgotten something, now here I am unloading her sh*t with 30 unfriendly, unhappy
4th of July shoppers wanting to know why the hell I'm just standing there not paying
for my stuff... FINALLY, said friend makes it back and jokes about how I almost had
to pay for $60 of groceries. I'm not amused. Back to the car, could this be over
soon? Don't bet on it. It's sooo hot and said friend wants to stop at Burger Czar and
get a coke and for my trouble she'll buy one for me.... Yeah... A coke at Burger Czar
turns into a happy meal for the grand baby, a meal for her and one for her daughter
that is home, not the one coming home that is fighting, you getting all this... Cause
I'm not sure that I didn't just dream this sh*t up last night. Anyway on the way home
said friend is holding cokes and food and spilling drinks all down the front of her
blouse and the only thing I can think of is to drive slow so she don't spill it on my
upholstery. Finally I get her home, and she goes in, I promptly unload all the
groceries into her garage and make my escape.... Now, let me get a reality check.
Am I crazy and being too selfish or was that a bit much, huh?
Hope you had a wonderful freakin day... LOL (I'm not really upset, but am laughing)
Cheers,
William | |
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