| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 9:59:17 PM | Where do find the application for ask a man?
I have very good insight on relationships and meeting women. That's why I am on here instead of E Harmony. Not bad eh?
Let me know, I'd like to answer some of these questions. | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 10:03:58 PM | First you have to submit a resume, blood test, and a full and I mean FULL body exam to AA Girl. We then send the oneswe approve through Sex and Dating, Relationships, Over 30, then 45, and so forth, then the Mod's will then requie you to pass a psych test, and and IQ test.
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 10:11:20 PM | just go to the forum you want and start posting!
oh, and there are rules and stuff so it's a good idea to read them before you start.  | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 10:40:06 PM | Haha! After the resume and...physical requirements previously mentioned, you also have to complete a written exam to prove you possess experience and insight that might be useful to other people. Or barring that, to show you're extremely funny and sarcastic. (The names bodypro8, silent steel and bluez come to mind, among others.)
I let someone else clue you in about the, uh, Oral Exam. | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 10:51:06 PM | It is an arduous process wrought with dangers unforeseeable. You must undertake a grand adventure through the Swamps of Snarkiness, the Mines of I-Really-Need-Thicker-Skin, successfully get past the Bridge Troll of Why-Can't-I-Find-Anyone-To-Love-Me-Even-Though-I-Think-I'm-The-Greatest-Thing-To-Ever-Put-A-Personal-Profile-On-The-Internet (there are actually several of those, just keep your eyes open), and finally surmount the almost impassable Mt. Correct-Spelling. That last one seems to be where a lot of people get stuck.
Once you have bested all these tasks, you are on a probationary period where you have to prove the life experiences you've had actually warrant you doling out advice. If you are deemed incapable of adequate guidance, unfortunately you can still spew idiocies as the only people capable of censure don't tend to ban people for being stupid. Mores the pity.
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 11:17:06 PM | OP - I can tell you now that your application will be rejected. If you need to "ask a girl" before you start stating your opinions and advice, you will be moved to the "friend" catagory and in that role all you can do is LISTEN, not SPEAK.
If you want to "tell a girl", you have to step up and just do it. Tell a girl what you want to do, how you want to do it, and how it's gonna be good for everyone. That's how you win friends and influence people.
If you're going to beg, you can sit on the street corner next to the guy selling pencils. | |
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Bluez
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Joined: 6/6/2009
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 11:30:01 PM | OP.. you must also meet the following criteria:
1) you cannot have used the words "nice guy" in your profile, or in any description about yourself anywhere on POF, in the last 90 days
2) you cannot have posted in Ask A Girl, any request asking for a profile review, what you're doing wrong, why don't women respond to your emails, what's the best pick up line, or what do women want to hear in a first email. Doing so immediately gets your application denied.
3) you cannot have sounded whiny, bitter, jaded, angry, misogynistic, or made any hypocritical statements in any post on the POF forums.
4) and this one is a biggie... you cannot have asked a blatantly overt sexual question, made any direct inquiry as to whether or not size matters, or offered to post a shirtless pic on your profile.
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/5/2009 11:52:13 PM |
1) you cannot have used the words "nice guy" in your profile, or in any description about yourself anywhere on POF, in the last 90 days
Well, one is a bit iffy -- the OP makes himself *sound* like a "nice guy" on his profile without actually saying the words.
4) and this one is a biggie... you cannot have asked a blatantly overt sexual question, made any direct inquiry as to whether or not size matters, or offered to post a shirtless pic on your profile.
Oh, dear. The OP has two shirtless/shirt raised, headless, gratuitous chest pics posted. Wah-wah!
I'm afraid this means you're disqualified, OP. But thanks a lot for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you, like a year's supply of Q-Vell for leg cramps. | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/6/2009 8:52:56 AM | 1. You must poccess a backbone that is 5 times thicker then normal. Why is this you ask? While most men wear their marbles dangling and blowing in the wind, an advice guy wears his slung over his shoulder.
2. You cannot let being called an azzhole phaze you in the least. I have been called it so many times, I have adopoted it as my middle name. Silent "azzhole" Steel has a pretty nice ring to it. Ok maybe not.
3. A sense of humor is mandatory in dating. A sense of humor aimed at yourself once in a while, is mandatory to give advice.
4. This is the most important thing to have....You must always defend the womens right to post cleavage shots. | |
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Joined: 5/23/2009
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/6/2009 4:25:49 PM |
I have very good insight on relationships and meeting women.
I'm looking forward to learning your methods. | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/6/2009 5:04:00 PM | It's very simple really. You have to be the best guy ever.
Barring that, you have to be humble, which includes not posing in the mirror showing your hairy abs, as the ensuing shedding might clog.. air passage ways. | |
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| How can I become a advise person?
Posted: 7/6/2009 5:18:25 PM |
I can tell you now that your application will be rejected. If you need to "ask a girl" before you start stating your opinions and advice
Yup.
OP, the fact that you've even posted this thread assures that you will get your ManCard revoked AND never be issued your very own GalCard. *hands OP some pencils and a cup*
Edit: Oh man! You have a shirtless pic.....wth?
Boy, did YOU start off on the wrong foot. | |
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