| WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 7/5/2005 8:44:21 AM | Ok, I did a search and didn't find a matching thread so I'm starting this one.
What's been your worst pick-up line...not only on here but in person!
POF: wanna shag?
In life: let's phuck
LMAO...yeah, ok, obviously you want someone without morals! | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 8:47:56 AM | | I had a guy instant message me on here and he said he messaged me because he liked my tattoos(I have 8) So anyways he says to me "I love your tattoos,I bet they look better in person, can I see them?" I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. It just sounded so cheesy. I don't know if it's the worst though. Somebody on here probably has a worse one. LOL. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 8:51:23 AM | I'm sure I must have said a couple, unfortunately they never gave me the time of day to find out.  | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 8:57:28 AM | "I want to test your sexual limits"
hahaha....no hello, my name is.... ...JUST that one line | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:17:39 AM | It's not a pick up line but something to say when the pick line doesn't work and you have whiskey sour on you face and shirt " I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave "
What do you think - Yes :  or No :  | |
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ENDO
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Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 6 | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:19:59 AM | | I think women get offended with most pick up line's I in general use the reagular hi how you doing and they still find that insulting , so what would be in honest way to talk to a ladie now a days?lol | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:21:55 AM | I actually heard a guy use this in a bar...
"That's a really attractive sweater. Did you knit it yourself?" | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:23:57 AM | @ENDO
on POF....the best one is....
"Hi, my name is......, I would like to chat, if you would too, then please reply. If not, then I wish you good luck in your search"
no expectation....therefore no disappointment. | |
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ENDO
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Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 9 | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:55:20 AM | | I think this topic ended befor it started the point being the majority of pick up line suck so most guys crash and burn befor they hit the dance floor so maybe we should leav it to you lovely ladies to hit or try your pick up's on us.lol | |
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ENDO
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Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 11 | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:18:00 AM | | good point AIR MEN and just like that lets see if we can get this subject in to the air. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:20:06 AM | | I know this isn't what you wanted to hear, but if the lady/guy doesn't find you attractive, there is no line that will work. However, if they think you are attractive, a sincere compliment (but not about body parts) usually works well. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:21:48 AM | | Let's move our disgust with each other into the bedroom where it belongs. | |
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ENDO
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Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 16 | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:44:16 AM | | please ladies dont tell me this is how this post will end I was looking forward to hearing more of how us guys could direct our selfs a little better. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:59:54 AM | | well you ladies have to figure that some of your profiles dont give us much to go on, plus we dont know you. I have messaged a few and said like, I think you are really beautiful and have a great profile, I was hoping we could get together sometime........I mean what else can you say........uhhh I really need a pen pal.........come on? | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 11:01:19 AM | "I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave"
Stolen right from the movie 'Face Off', I believe...? It was Cage or Travolta who said it in any case.
Here's a cheeser...
During conversation, bring up how most guys name their wang.
"Did you name yours?" is the usual reply.
"Yes, I named him 'Sprite'" I say.
"Sprite? Why?"
"Cause I like the Sprite in you..." | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 11:39:42 AM | My favourite pick up line. It never works, but boy does it make my friends laugh.
Are those alien pants? because your ass is out of this world. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 11:42:30 AM | My last IM before I disabled it.....out of the blue, from someone I had never spoken to I got
"Wow, I bet at 44 you could suck a basketball through a garden hose" | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 1:51:37 PM | OMG...that's TERRIBLE fox!! (sorry, I have to admit I'm laughing though!)
But seriously, anything that has to do with sex or meeting up I don't reply to.
Hi, how ya doing...I'm interested in the same things as you etc. etc. all work for me...it's about starting a real conversation.
Simple rule: Don't ask yes or no questions? | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 1:53:32 PM | | I replied....it was short and to the point....2 words....first started with an F and ended with a K and there was a UC inbetween. Then I disabled IM | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 3:24:07 PM | 
"I saw you glancing at me from across the dance floor...and I was wondering...when are you gonna buy me a drink?"
Don't use that one guys....
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Posted: 7/5/2005 3:25:55 PM | My last IM before I disabled it.....out of the blue, from someone I had never spoken to I got
"Wow, I bet at 44 you could suck a basketball through a garden hose"
Damm! That's a good one.
How about:
"You're looking a bit shabby tonight. Do you want to go to my place and try the silver egg? I can turn it on high. Most of my broads don't like what it does to their hair. You should be ok. What do you say?"
Many women that like the toys know exactly what I am talking about.
The rest are just mildly insulted.
The ones that ask "what is a silver egg" I respond by saying "You put it to your head and hum. It seems to cure split end and unmanagble hair."
Hey! It works for me!
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