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 Erinlove

Joined: 11/30/2008
Msg: 2
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Posted: 7/15/2009 4:01:56 AM
My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with :( .. Banish me for self pity.. I can handle it.. Yes I USUALLY get laid every year but the outcome seems bleak this year... I feel sorry for myself lol
 Maximo34

Joined: 6/23/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 4:27:41 AM

My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with


Awwwwwwwwwww bless ya. If I was a bloke I would do it hahaha...

Happy Birthday for tomorrow!!

OP Are we talking once a year on his birthday? Thats a bit harsh hahaha....

I would give him whatever he wishes for on his birthday..
 Sacharissa

Joined: 5/7/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 4:43:41 AM
Birthday wishes to Erinlove, hope you get lucky… have a great day either way. Does that mean I have to wait 3 more months for s*x? Last time I was in a relationship and it was my Birthday he went home early, so to answer your question; no
 ForRumOnly

Joined: 3/16/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 6:56:03 AM
Birthday sex for us just means extra helpings of what the birthday person likes best. My ex tended to pick fights on my birthday - just one more reason she's my ex! Best wishes and best of luck to everyone having birthdays soon!
 texasatheart

Joined: 5/13/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 8:12:02 AM
One of the best times of the year, especially if you hit the jackpot and have a woman that is a great lover
 *Respited*Heart*

Joined: 9/19/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 7/15/2009 8:12:37 AM
This is funny. One of my closest friends had a birthday party for her hubby. He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation. I love them - I miss them.
 Frederic Euxpery

Joined: 5/26/2009
Msg: 8
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Posted: 7/15/2009 8:21:37 AM
Erin Love


my arms are willing to hold you



a birthday snog and...



the night is young




 wacowboy3

Joined: 6/26/2008
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Posted: 7/15/2009 8:31:54 AM
My Birthday was yesterday and no woman in sight Double Damn lol
 iyamnot

Joined: 5/19/2007
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Posted: 7/15/2009 8:40:23 AM
Mine's today, and it's still early, lol. Hey, It could happen.
I'm not giving up yet. Doesn't take a lot to make me happy ! Money wise.
 iyamnot

Joined: 5/19/2007
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Posted: 7/15/2009 10:08:26 AM
Yahoo, got one that wants to give me a big Birthday Kiss. Hey, got to start somewhere.
Can't think of a better place to start.
 Wild Swan

Joined: 6/13/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 10:14:19 AM
My birthday usually means stockings sex for me! The best kind!!
 startgover

Joined: 9/24/2008
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Posted: 7/15/2009 11:33:04 AM
"respited*heart*

He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation.

Do I hear a threesome in this statement?
 absofreakinlutely

Joined: 4/29/2009
Msg: 14
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Posted: 7/15/2009 11:38:30 AM
Birthday sex is my favorite gift....when I'm in a relationship.
 cautiousluv

Joined: 10/4/2008
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Posted: 7/15/2009 12:22:51 PM
Well let's see.....yesterday was my Birthday...and dammit, just like every other day...no sex for me....but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-)
 kickingfate

Joined: 9/10/2005
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Posted: 7/15/2009 12:33:36 PM

My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with :( .. Banish me for self pity.. I can handle it.. Yes I USUALLY get laid every year but the outcome seems bleak this year... I feel sorry for myself lol


Stratford isn't that far away from you....
 *Respited*Heart*

Joined: 9/19/2007
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/15/2009 12:42:04 PM

"respited*heart*

He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation.

Do I hear a threesome in this statement?


No.
 Wild Swan

Joined: 6/13/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 3:02:09 PM
"but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-)"

Depends what you're using the shoes for I guess.
 BratFacedGirl

Joined: 4/9/2009
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Posted: 7/15/2009 3:17:12 PM
It's a great song, but no, he lets me rest on my birthday.
 danzandsing

Joined: 5/12/2009
Msg: 20
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Posted: 7/16/2009 8:26:04 AM
Happy Birthday, erinlove.

I hope to get some really good sex on my birthday (coming up the 11th of next month). There's one particular person I'd love to have for my birthday.

Danz
 kpooks

Joined: 12/23/2008
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Posted: 7/16/2009 9:02:20 AM
Happy birthday, Erin. Wish I were there to give you that "present". Oh, well, if you're interested in chatting it up a bit, look me up.
 Accidentally In Love

Joined: 6/28/2008
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Posted: 7/16/2009 12:07:29 PM

Does your S/O, lover, etc....always make sure to give it to you on your birthday? Is it a ritual you religiiously participate in?


Well, I try to give him what he wants for his birthday.
I take him out for a nice steak dinner and fill his belly with meat before he fills mine with his later.


Well let's see.....yesterday was my Birthday...and dammit, just like every other day...no sex for me....but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-)


New shoes don't necessarily FEEL as good as sex but they certainly do last longer!

Happy Birthday Erin and All!
 P.R.Handgrenade69

Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 7/16/2009 12:17:13 PM
I didn't get the 'beating' I was hoping for this year of all years (I turned 40 in May).

@ErinLove:

I hope you get what you deserve this year and make it memorable!!! Happy Birthday!
 ForRumOnly

Joined: 3/16/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 12:32:54 PM
This year I got the birthday sex, but my other presents were the "bowling ball" type of gift. First, she gave me cologne, because she likes it - and I can't complain because she wants to rip my clothes off whenever I wear it (note to self: wear old clothes when applying cologne). Second, she gave me a 4-cup coffe maker for the bedroom - she likes it when I wander around the bedroom naked getting coffee (she doesn't like it when I run off to the kitchen for coffee). Also, I'm more likely to come back to bed with my coffee if I haven't gotten distracted in the other part of the house. Smart woman!
 P.R.Handgrenade69

Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 25
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Posted: 7/16/2009 8:44:42 PM
@ForRumOnly:



This was the best post yet.
 Tarnished_Knight

Joined: 3/5/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 10:25:13 PM
Holy Moly, does this really happen?

As long as the wrapping isn't too difficult to remove, I could be up for that .
I suspect I probably shouldn't shake the present, eh?

TK
{could I work off enough calories for a larger piece of cake that night?}
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