| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 4:01:56 AM | | My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with :( .. Banish me for self pity.. I can handle it.. Yes I USUALLY get laid every year but the outcome seems bleak this year... I feel sorry for myself lol | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 4:27:41 AM |
My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with
Awwwwwwwwwww bless ya. If I was a bloke I would do it hahaha...
Happy Birthday for tomorrow!!
OP Are we talking once a year on his birthday? Thats a bit harsh hahaha....
I would give him whatever he wishes for on his birthday.. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 4:43:41 AM | | Birthday wishes to Erinlove, hope you get lucky… have a great day either way. Does that mean I have to wait 3 more months for s*x? Last time I was in a relationship and it was my Birthday he went home early, so to answer your question; no | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 6:56:03 AM | | Birthday sex for us just means extra helpings of what the birthday person likes best. My ex tended to pick fights on my birthday - just one more reason she's my ex! Best wishes and best of luck to everyone having birthdays soon! | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 8:12:02 AM | | One of the best times of the year, especially if you hit the jackpot and have a woman that is a great lover | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 8:12:37 AM | | This is funny. One of my closest friends had a birthday party for her hubby. He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation. I love them - I miss them. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 8:21:37 AM | Erin Love
my arms are willing to hold you
a birthday snog and...
the night is young
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 8:31:54 AM | My Birthday was yesterday and no woman in sight Double Damn lol | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 8:40:23 AM | Mine's today, and it's still early, lol. Hey, It could happen. I'm not giving up yet. Doesn't take a lot to make me happy ! Money wise.  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 10:08:26 AM | Yahoo, got one that wants to give me a big Birthday Kiss. Hey, got to start somewhere. Can't think of a better place to start.  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 10:14:19 AM | My birthday usually means stockings sex for me! The best kind!!  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 11:33:04 AM | "respited*heart*
He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation.
Do I hear a threesome in this statement? | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 11:38:30 AM | | Birthday sex is my favorite gift....when I'm in a relationship. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 12:22:51 PM | | Well let's see.....yesterday was my Birthday...and dammit, just like every other day...no sex for me....but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-) | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 12:33:36 PM |
My birthday is tomorrow. I wish I had someone to have sex with :( .. Banish me for self pity.. I can handle it.. Yes I USUALLY get laid every year but the outcome seems bleak this year... I feel sorry for myself lol
Stratford isn't that far away from you....  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 12:42:04 PM |
"respited*heart*
He was so excited because it meant he was getting some the next morning when it was his birthday. And he did - I was staying with them while I was on vacation.
Do I hear a threesome in this statement?
No. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 3:02:09 PM | "but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-)"
Depends what you're using the shoes for I guess.  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/15/2009 3:17:12 PM | It's a great song, but no, he lets me rest on my birthday.  | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 8:26:04 AM | Happy Birthday, erinlove.
I hope to get some really good sex on my birthday (coming up the 11th of next month). There's one particular person I'd love to have for my birthday.
Danz | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 9:02:20 AM | | Happy birthday, Erin. Wish I were there to give you that "present". Oh, well, if you're interested in chatting it up a bit, look me up. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 12:07:29 PM |
Does your S/O, lover, etc....always make sure to give it to you on your birthday? Is it a ritual you religiiously participate in?
Well, I try to give him what he wants for his birthday. I take him out for a nice steak dinner and fill his belly with meat before he fills mine with his later.
Well let's see.....yesterday was my Birthday...and dammit, just like every other day...no sex for me....but hey, I did go shopping and buy some new shoes, that's almost as good as sex right? :-)
New shoes don't necessarily FEEL as good as sex but they certainly do last longer!
Happy Birthday Erin and All! | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 12:17:13 PM | I didn't get the 'beating' I was hoping for this year of all years (I turned 40 in May). 
@ErinLove:
I hope you get what you deserve this year and make it memorable!!! Happy Birthday! | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 12:32:54 PM | | This year I got the birthday sex, but my other presents were the "bowling ball" type of gift. First, she gave me cologne, because she likes it - and I can't complain because she wants to rip my clothes off whenever I wear it (note to self: wear old clothes when applying cologne). Second, she gave me a 4-cup coffe maker for the bedroom - she likes it when I wander around the bedroom naked getting coffee (she doesn't like it when I run off to the kitchen for coffee). Also, I'm more likely to come back to bed with my coffee if I haven't gotten distracted in the other part of the house. Smart woman! | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 8:44:42 PM | @ForRumOnly:
This was the best post yet. | |
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| Birthday Sex Posted: 7/16/2009 10:25:13 PM | Holy Moly, does this really happen?
As long as the wrapping isn't too difficult to remove, I could be up for that . I suspect I probably shouldn't shake the present, eh?
TK {could I work off enough calories for a larger piece of cake that night?} | |
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