| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 8:50:57 AM | i'll start
i had 2 messages from this person, ist one asked if i liked oasis, i replied no and couple of other sentences about music and where he was from and general chit chat etc to open up the conversation you know..
2nd message from him said "hmmmm how long you been on here"
i was bit baffled by this, was it implied that the duration of time i had been on here was linked in some way to wether i likes oasis or not?
so i replied with "can you explain the relevance?"
then he opened my message and blocked me which i thought very strange !
So now your turn, whats the most strange, unexpected, weirdest message you've had? | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 8:59:51 AM | One of my strangest was the first ever one I received.It was from a bloke who lived locally and had just seperated from his wife,he went on to explain that he was crying as he typed and did I want to meet him the next day....Did I fook!.I didn't bother logging on for a few weeks after that. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:18:16 AM | I've not had many weird emails, but I've had several recently from women which read:
"Hi.........nice pu-ssy!"
It makes a change, I suppose.......... | |
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OKRob
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Joined: 6/4/2009
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:28:42 AM | I had a message a few months ago that simply said "is that really you in the photo?", I replied that it was, and got another one line message that said "ok, thanks for the warning" and I never heard from them again | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:33:28 AM |
I had a message a few months ago that simply said "is that really you in the photo?", I replied that it was, and got another one line message that said "ok, thanks for the warning" and I never heard from them again
Perhaps she had an aversion to Strats?
After all, I'm convinced that some women do. One woman wrote to me yonks ago, and after a few emails, she asked me what guitar I played. I told her that , amongst others, I had a white Strat, and sent her a pic of me holding it.......I never heard from her again! Weird woman!
To be fair, I was totally nude in the pic.... | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:34:41 AM | strangest message Ive ever had ..
thatd be the one saying " I likey your photo baby -- is that hair real ?"
tis why I havent got a pic on profile now | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:35:05 AM | I got a message from a guy who told me his mum jumped off the George V bridge in Glasgow into the river Clyde and then went on to tell me he only had half a brain as the left side didn't work too well. The whole message rambled on for several paragraphs berating women in general, saying we are all sluts (although he didn't think I looked like one) and did I want to meet for coffee?
I was so shocked at this bizarre message that I actually replied to him, and his second message listed a load of female profiles he'd been looking at and told me to check them out and see how awful they are and would I like to meet for coffee?
My second message told him that No, I did not want to meet someone for coffee who quite obviously despises women in general. He then mailed back a third time and told me he was a director of 3 companies and a multi-millionaire and that it was my loss.
My final reply was it was a shame he couldn't buy a decent personality with all his money. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:44:36 AM | Does anyone still remember the guy that used to ask "Do you like Dentists?"
If you say yay nay, whatever ... he would ask ... "how many crowns do you have" ... answer that, & it would be ... "how many fillings" ...
WHAT A FREAK!!!  | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:46:19 AM | Just the one from the guy that said he liked to wear ladies underwear and was I interested in being mistress to him as slave. He included some knicker shots with his male
Unfortunately for him, I got the message when I was a little pissed so went for it.
I told him that his knicker choices, being boy shorts, were hardly genuine ladies underwear and that if he wanted a mistress he'd better get out and buy some proper lacey stuff.
That's when he bottled out.
Shame, I was getting used to the idea... | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:48:04 AM | Does anyone still remember the guy that used to ask "Do you like Dentists?"
If you say yay nay, whatever ... he would ask ... "how many crowns do you have" ... answer that, & it would be ... "how many fillings" ...
WHAT A FREAK!!!
Wasn'nt me Lily, I'm a bit long in the tooth for that mallarky.....altogether now..GROAN | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:49:44 AM | Non sadly :( I have had 2 recently which were really nice and complimentary about my profile, and the rest I get usually just amount to "hi u k?" or something equally banal and pointless.
I would like some strange ones just to liven things up a bit! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 9:49:58 AM | Weirdest one I had was from a bloke wanting to know if I was really hairy 'down there' and explained he really liked hairy women who did not shave anywhere and that he would be prepared to travel all the way to me if I was like that. 
He looked weird in his profile, like a beardless gnome! 
I like an original opening message but even I am not that open!!! Needless to say I blocked and deleted him. | |
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*kath*
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Joined: 9/30/2008
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sjxx
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Joined: 4/9/2009
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 10:59:58 AM | "i still love you" from a total stranger last week. "would you kick me in the balls for money?" silly question, i would do it for free. From a lesbian in California "wanna chat honey?" i replied "im not gay" , she replied "can i lick your pu$$y?" I told her he was sleeping on the shed roof so it wasnt convenient but she did keep banging on for another 5 or 6 messages. Blimey she nearly turned me with her persuasive chat  | |
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Joined: 6/11/2009
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:06:44 AM | I got a message saying "What I want to know is, can you milk cows??"
I was thinking this was going to be some pervo thing, but looked at his profile and seen he was a farmer. hehe | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:12:04 AM | No "Hi, how are you", no introduction whatsoever, no small talk........ just "please e-mail me at sarah******@yahoo.com to discuss"
I never did, it sounded too much like the "See me" notes written by my teacher on my schoolwork! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:45:47 AM | hi sexy u are too sweet i really fancy xx
Who writes this stuff, and why??
The power of the English language never ceases to astonish me
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:47:14 AM | oh all your replies are excellent thanks
i though it was just me that attracted weirdos but i feel much better now knowing there's enough weirdos for everyone hehehehe | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:58:31 AM | One from a woman who is a photographer and asked me to model for 'erotic' 'food based' pictures....
The other from a guy who said he was a grifter and that I had the right 'look' for it and would I go for an interview with his grifting crew.
Absolutely no kidding..and I declined both! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 12:15:53 PM | Strangest message I have ever had was
"have you got nice feet" - that was it...... I replied, telling him I loved my feet and the bunions, warts and athletes foot gave them character.
About 3 months later, he was obviously doing the rounds again and sent virtually identical message. Got same reply
Then months later I got the same message again - blocked and deleted with no reply.
To be fair the guy did have 'foot fetish' as his profile name lol | |
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