| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:22:29 AM | Was passing the time on the net and came across this
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110412762565&ssPageName=ADME:X:RTQ:GB:1123
or just go to ebay and search
2005 VAUXHALL ASTRA CLUB CDTI SILVER
Read some of the comments
At least some people have a sense of humour.
Have you anything you need/want to sell and how would you advertise it. | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:37:04 AM | | I have a set of penis pumps i'd like to shift, it's the connoisseur delux edition with three tubes...small, medium and horse and a 240v pump to go with it, i only used it once and burst a blood vessel, i will obviously send it in plain packaging. | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:40:20 AM | I have a home body wrap system.1 disgruntled owner
Instructions for use.......
...cover yourself in gloop,wrap yourself in clingfilm..apply the heated belt,plug into the mains then hop around like a bugger trying to rip the lot off when you realise it is giving you first degree burns.
Cost?...fvckin priceless | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:47:54 AM | Yes 300 cuddly toys boxed up and sat in my lounge. Washing machine that would have lived longer with calgon. just needs a new hinge. Cooker, bit old fashioned but get someone by wet floor sign, great if you're into water sports. fire extinguisher.water. one of the big ones from when we had the pub. Bt routers electric couple up for hgv trailers Big mahogony living room mirror Big guilt framed living room mirror Bistro table and chairs Big old microwave filter coffee machine White draws x2 white wardrobe Brown wardrobe childs. bedside table portable tv, bit old big tv 22 inch i think very old but works blue plastic table four chairs, two loungers, umbrela gazebo seat pads all to match, gas patio heater ,two electric patio heaters. two camping gas heaters Baby clothes lots of those. Brand new mini food chopper nearly new upright vax,Hoovers, electric carpetsweeper tons more stuff. If only I knew how to sell on ebay.
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:56:27 AM |
Have you anything you need/want to sell and how would you advertise it.
Yes me, even a a short term lease would do...i worked on my profile of course!. | |
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sjxx
| Joined: 4/9/2009 Msg: 8 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 5:25:27 AM | Home spray tan kit, various hair styling appliances, lots of shoes that are the wrong size but i bought anyway, one of those vegetable steamers, a strimmer and some fishnet stockings. Maybe we could get all "Noel Edmonds" and do some swapping. Keys in a bowl type of thing. Any takers?  | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 5:25:30 AM |
I have a set of penis pumps i'd like to shift, it's the connoisseur delux edition with three tubes...small, medium and horse and a 240v pump to go with it
Damn! I would have been interested if it had been the 3 phase model.
Big guilt framed living room mirror
Guilt framed? Do you mean it is guilty of framing someone or it was framed and found guilty?  | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 5:37:12 AM | 3 pencils 2 pairs of womens big knickers a tin of scotch broth soup a soiled suede boot 4 viz comics 1 butt plug a bag of apples the beano annual 1974 2 pairs of my old grundys a banana a donny osmond poster 3 assam tea bags | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 5:38:51 AM | Rottweiler for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
For sale: Dressing table suitable for women with thick legs and large drawers.
Turkey for sale, only 8 days old, partially eaten, drumsticks still in tact.
FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. No longer needed, got married last month.
Also
Lost: small white poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. | |
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Scints
| Joined: 6/11/2009 Msg: 12 | |
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OKRob
| Joined: 6/4/2009 Msg: 14 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 6:29:45 AM | | I could really do with selling my DJ gear but it would make me sick to see it go. Spotless condition Technics 1200 and a decent mixer with an amp and speakers that can be heard a mile away. I don't mix in clubs anymore and it's just sitting here gathering dust. Offers on a post card please haha | |
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Pud78
| Joined: 4/23/2009 Msg: 15 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 6:36:42 AM | | Michael Jackson concert tickets, I don't think I'll be able to make it - who wants to start the bidding? | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 6:38:39 AM | One 1956 model,in good working order.Recent mot,slightly dented in places ,runs well and good all rounder.Price:Expensive! Well, it was worth a try! | |
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Pud78
| Joined: 4/23/2009 Msg: 17 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 6:40:35 AM | | Depends on the airbags, I hear they don't always survive the test of time regardless of the body work! | |
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OKRob
| Joined: 6/4/2009 Msg: 18 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 6:52:31 AM | I wonder how much you get for body parts hahaaa!!
How much would you want of somebody in exchange for your little finger (from the hand you don't write with)?
Don't forget, it's not just a one off payment. This is the 21st Century....
There is bound to be a book deal and an exclusive by the tabloids not to mention Big Brother and eventually the highlight of the spotlight for minor celebs.... I'm a celebrity get me out of here... You might also end up with a pop star spouse and a Channel 4 show. All for the price of a little finger .
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 7:17:53 AM |
Depends on the airbags, I hear they don't always survive the test of time regardless of the body work!
That's not a problem Pud, you can always have the airbags restuffed!  | |
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Joe1uk
| Joined: 6/10/2009 Msg: 20 | |
| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 8:00:44 AM |
3 pencils 2 pairs of womens big knickers a tin of scotch broth soup a soiled suede boot 4 viz comics 1 butt plug a bag of apples the beano annual 1974 2 pairs of my old grundys a banana a donny osmond poster 3 assam tea bags
like the way the butt plug is just innocently 'slotted in the middle' of that list. Is it used or nib | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 8:18:12 AM | like the way the butt plug is just innocently 'slotted in the middle' of that list. Is it used or nib
its still in its box..brand new..you can have it for free joe...
iv also got an old snorkel parka and a pair of winkel picker shoes and a snake belt from the early 70s..10 squid the lot...please send cheque or postal orders to my mailbox..thank you | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 10:40:13 AM | I'm interested in SJ's surplus to requirement shoe collection
What size is the wrong size? (Or should I have posted that on the 'Does size matter thread'?  | |
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| Selling something anyone? Posted: 7/17/2009 11:16:58 AM | | Set of shakkles, I managed to break free of them the owner bought some new ones for her next victim so thease a free to anyone who wants them !! | |
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