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 andyaa

Joined: 12/20/2006
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Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:22:29 AM
Was passing the time on the net and came across this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110412762565&ssPageName=ADME:X:RTQ:GB:1123

or just go to ebay and search

2005 VAUXHALL ASTRA CLUB CDTI SILVER

Read some of the comments

At least some people have a sense of humour.

Have you anything you need/want to sell and how would you advertise it.
 shabbawanks

Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 2
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:37:04 AM
I have a set of penis pumps i'd like to shift, it's the connoisseur delux edition with three tubes...small, medium and horse and a 240v pump to go with it, i only used it once and burst a blood vessel, i will obviously send it in plain packaging.
 *kath*

Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 3
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:40:20 AM
I have a home body wrap system.1 disgruntled owner

Instructions for use.......

...cover yourself in gloop,wrap yourself in clingfilm..apply the heated belt,plug into the mains then hop around like a bugger trying to rip the lot off when you realise it is giving you first degree burns.

Cost?...fvckin priceless
 Variola

Joined: 6/24/2009
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Posted: 7/17/2009 4:40:57 AM
Now that really is funny!!!!!!!1 Nice find
 Joe1uk

Joined: 6/10/2009
Msg: 5
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:47:54 AM
Yes 300 cuddly toys boxed up and sat in my lounge.
Washing machine that would have lived longer with calgon. just needs a new hinge.
Cooker, bit old fashioned but get someone by
wet floor sign, great if you're into water sports.
fire extinguisher.water. one of the big ones from when we had the pub.
Bt routers
electric couple up for hgv trailers
Big mahogony living room mirror
Big guilt framed living room mirror
Bistro table and chairs
Big old microwave
filter coffee machine
White draws x2
white wardrobe
Brown wardrobe childs.
bedside table
portable tv, bit old
big tv 22 inch i think very old but works
blue plastic table four chairs, two loungers, umbrela gazebo seat pads all to match, gas patio heater ,two electric patio heaters.
two camping gas heaters
Baby clothes lots of those.
Brand new mini food chopper
nearly new upright vax,Hoovers, electric carpetsweeper
tons more stuff. If only I knew how to sell on ebay.
 shabbawanks

Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 6
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:54:52 AM
Joe...i'll give you a tenner for the shirt?
 Nickiow

Joined: 4/27/2009
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Posted: 7/17/2009 4:56:27 AM

Have you anything you need/want to sell and how would you advertise it.


Yes me, even a a short term lease would do...i worked on my profile of course!.
 sjxx

Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 8
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 5:25:27 AM
Home spray tan kit, various hair styling appliances, lots of shoes that are the wrong size but i bought anyway, one of those vegetable steamers, a strimmer and some fishnet stockings. Maybe we could get all "Noel Edmonds" and do some swapping. Keys in a bowl type of thing. Any takers?
 Labdien!

Joined: 10/14/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2009 5:25:30 AM

I have a set of penis pumps i'd like to shift, it's the connoisseur delux edition with three tubes...small, medium and horse and a 240v pump to go with it


Damn! I would have been interested if it had been the 3 phase model.


Big guilt framed living room mirror


Guilt framed? Do you mean it is guilty of framing someone or it was framed and found guilty?
 -chopper-

Joined: 3/21/2009
Msg: 10
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 5:37:12 AM
3 pencils
2 pairs of womens big knickers
a tin of scotch broth soup
a soiled suede boot
4 viz comics
1 butt plug
a bag of apples
the beano annual 1974
2 pairs of my old grundys
a banana
a donny osmond poster
3 assam tea bags
 andyaa

Joined: 12/20/2006
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Posted: 7/17/2009 5:38:51 AM
Rottweiler for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

For sale: Dressing table suitable for women with thick legs and large drawers.

Turkey for sale, only 8 days old, partially eaten, drumsticks still in tact.

FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
No longer needed, got married last month.

Also

Lost: small white poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
 Scints

Joined: 6/11/2009
Msg: 12
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 5:39:53 AM
Ivory wedding dress. Worn once by mistake.
 dreamersdelight

Joined: 4/1/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2009 5:55:48 AM

Ivory wedding dress. Worn once by mistake.


that has to be the best one
 OKRob

Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 14
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 6:29:45 AM
I could really do with selling my DJ gear but it would make me sick to see it go. Spotless condition Technics 1200 and a decent mixer with an amp and speakers that can be heard a mile away. I don't mix in clubs anymore and it's just sitting here gathering dust. Offers on a post card please haha
 Pud78

Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 15
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:36:42 AM
Michael Jackson concert tickets, I don't think I'll be able to make it - who wants to start the bidding?
 Urban Flower

Joined: 5/29/2009
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:38:39 AM
One 1956 model,in good working order.Recent mot,slightly dented in places ,runs well and good all rounder.Price:Expensive!
Well, it was worth a try!
 Pud78

Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:40:35 AM
Depends on the airbags, I hear they don't always survive the test of time regardless of the body work!
 OKRob

Joined: 6/4/2009
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:52:31 AM
I wonder how much you get for body parts hahaaa!!

How much would you want of somebody in exchange for your little finger (from the hand you don't write with)?

Don't forget, it's not just a one off payment. This is the 21st Century....

There is bound to be a book deal and an exclusive by the tabloids not to mention Big Brother and eventually the highlight of the spotlight for minor celebs.... I'm a celebrity get me out of here... You might also end up with a pop star spouse and a Channel 4 show. All for the price of a little finger .

 Labdien!

Joined: 10/14/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2009 7:17:53 AM

Depends on the airbags, I hear they don't always survive the test of time regardless of the body work!


That's not a problem Pud, you can always have the airbags restuffed!
 Joe1uk

Joined: 6/10/2009
Msg: 20
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 8:00:44 AM

3 pencils
2 pairs of womens big knickers
a tin of scotch broth soup
a soiled suede boot
4 viz comics
1 butt plug
a bag of apples
the beano annual 1974
2 pairs of my old grundys
a banana
a donny osmond poster
3 assam tea bags


like the way the butt plug is just innocently 'slotted in the middle' of that list.
Is it used or nib
 -chopper-

Joined: 3/21/2009
Msg: 21
Selling something anyone?
Posted: 7/17/2009 8:18:12 AM
like the way the butt plug is just innocently 'slotted in the middle' of that list.
Is it used or nib


its still in its box..brand new..you can have it for free joe...

iv also got an old snorkel parka and a pair of winkel picker shoes and a snake belt from the early 70s..10 squid the lot...please send cheque or postal orders to my mailbox..thank you
 Cleverkitten

Joined: 5/17/2008
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Posted: 7/17/2009 10:40:13 AM
I'm interested in SJ's surplus to requirement shoe collection

What size is the wrong size? (Or should I have posted that on the 'Does size matter thread'?
 alan0866

Joined: 9/1/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2009 11:16:58 AM
Set of shakkles, I managed to break free of them the owner bought some new ones for her next victim so thease a free to anyone who wants them !!
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