| Indecent Proposal
Posted: 7/17/2009 4:31:21 AM | A middle aged woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy younger man entered. He was so gorgeous that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything... absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how unusual for $20.00. but there's one catch".
Flabbergasted but curious the woman asked what the catch was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposal for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said. . . .
"Clean my house."  | |
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Posted: 7/21/2009 7:18:53 PM | Snort, Snort, gasp, Snort
You win tonights prize for best one!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 10:11:21 AM | The following happened on a flight from someplace to somewhere...
The flight crew and passengers where enjoying a nice relaxing flight when there was a large bang. The left engine exploded and fell away from the plane.
Now with the passengers going into a panic frenzy, one lady stood up and yelled out "I want a man to make me feel like a woman one last time before we crash"
With that being said, up stood this young very well built and very good looking man. He started his walk toward her unbuttoning his shirt exposing his rock hard abs which made the lady swoon.
Once he reached her he handed her his shirt and said" Iron this and bring me a beer once you're done" | |
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Posted: 7/25/2009 4:30:54 AM | The young cowboy enters the local milkbar and asks for a "chocolate nut sundae "
the guy serving asks " do you want your nuts crushed ? "
the cowboy draws his gun and says " do you want your head blown off ? " | |
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Posted: 7/30/2009 3:19:45 AM | ^^ LOL!! 
I laughed at this one that my 9 year old told me today.
If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 7:23:41 PM | | HA HA HA!!! That's hilarious! Got any more? | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 7:12:43 AM | A cowboy walks into a bar and says " Bartender get me a beer"
The bartender says " Hey fella you're new around these parts , what's you're name ?"
The cowboy says " Folks just call me Tex "
"From Texas are ya ? "
" No , I'm from Louisianna ....... but call me Louise , I'll blow your f***en head off. " | |
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Posted: 8/28/2009 9:18:49 PM | | OMG! Your killing me! Killer cowboy jokes! | |
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