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magic trick Posted: 7/19/2009 9:00:46 PM
The magician has been through a fairly pitiful act and the audience is pretty much ready to walk out on him, when he anounces "His final trick will be the most awesome trick ever performed on any stage anywhere in the world". This intrigues the bored audience so they stay hoping to get their money's worth.... The magician pulls out a sledge hammer and slams it on the big heavy table in front of him. "THUD!!".. "folks" he began "this trick has never been performed ever and tonight you all will be the first audience to see it. I need a large stout man from the audience to assist me on the stage please. .. you sir" he points to a 6'4" 300 pound line backer looking guy in the front row. "could you come up and help me out please" The man walks up to the stage and the audience applaudes him. The magician hands the sledge hammer to the large man and lays his head down on the big heavy table. "Sir, would you take this hammer and hit me in the side of the head". The man's eyes bug out at hearing this .. "WHAT?!?!?" .. "Yes you heard me correctly hit me in the head with the sledge hammer" "Dude I can't do that, that would kill you." "No sir trust me I'm a professional I will be fine, swing away!!" So the man hits the magician in the head with the sledge hammer, an ambulance is called and the magician is in a deep coma. This coma lasts for 10 years... One day a nurse comes into the magicians room to check his vitals and such, the magician opens his eyes sits up and throws his arms wide and yells "TA-DAA"!!!!!