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 heartfelt7

Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 1
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:41:23 PM
to achieve a happy life :
1- it's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time,
cleans and has a job.
2- it's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3- it's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4- it's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5- it's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
 CindiLoo2

Joined: 12/11/2008
Msg: 2
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 7:23:20 PM
Damn ... and you were doing so well up through #4. (grin)

I've heard that one before and still didn't see it coming.
 heartfelt7

Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 3
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 7:38:09 PM
they say happy marriage begin when we marry the ones we love,
and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
now l have to start from the beginning ....... find the one l love first....!!!!
any ideas other than joining POF and wait for the rest of my life.
 CindiLoo2

Joined: 12/11/2008
Msg: 4
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 7:46:19 PM
Danged if I know, if I did, would I be here?

No, really, I'm not sure I expect to find Mr. Right here. I kind of expect to find him face to face, but I'm having fun here in the meantime, and you never know, right?
 heartfelt7

Joined: 10/20/2007
Msg: 5
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/26/2009 8:38:19 PM
"no more" no more sitting and watching life pass me by. l still have some very good
years ahead of me. l made a decision that this year is my year.
l know finding a partner is like finding the final piece to a two-piece puzzle:
you can try and squeeze pieces in, but there's only one perfect fit.
but first l need some fishing lessons l really do.
 CindiLoo2

Joined: 12/11/2008
Msg: 6
five rules for men to follow !!!!!!
Posted: 7/27/2009 3:23:36 AM
Holy hell, Heart, you're only 43, you BETTER have some good years ahead of you, if you don't where does that leave me who is teetering on the brink of 50?
 Wyatt Earp1

Joined: 7/15/2009
Msg: 7
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Posted: 7/27/2009 6:39:45 AM
Lol, thanks for the laugh. Great joke I loved it!

Here's a few rules for men to follow per happyness as a modern couple:

1) Listen to your woman
2) let her have the last word
3) NEVER say she is wrong if you want to have fun with her anytime soon
4) learn to say "Yes dear..."
 Bender007

Joined: 7/13/2009
Msg: 8
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Posted: 7/27/2009 7:08:55 PM
Haha, that made me laugh aloud like an idiot.
 Wyatt Earp1

Joined: 7/15/2009
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Posted: 7/28/2009 3:25:17 AM
Idiots don't understand sarcasm. :D
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