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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:06:47 AM | Just wanted some advise on my neighbours who live oppersite.Last night they had a massive loud party going on till early hours of the morning.It was not a normal ...it was a swingers party.they belong to a naturist group in cornwell and spend a lot of time down there,but when do come home probley 5 nights a month,they bring a load of weirdos round and have allnight swinging .They come round dressed in weird and wonderfull clothes which is not normal behaviour.
I carnt help but see this funny behaviour due to it be in frint of my house ,and to make matters worse,the guy who lives there knocked on my door on friday asking if i had a spare broom he could borrow for the evening.He was dressed as a male "maid" .I quickly lent him my broom and told him he can keep it!
Does anyone else have weird neighbours like mine??? And would this behaviour annoy you if there was oppersite? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:10:35 AM |
They come round dressed in weird and wonderfull clothes which is not normal behaviour.
Yeah, that certainly IS abnormal for naturists!
OT: You seem to know rather a lot about your neigbours' comings and goings. Are you Neighbourhood watch or sommat?!! | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:12:24 AM | Naturism has nothing to do with swinging so I'm not sure where the connection is.
Sounds to me like you're jealous because they didn't invite you 
Tell me something though ... is there pampass grass in their front garden?? | |
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| swingers
Posted: 8/2/2009 6:15:02 AM |
Tell me something though ... is there pampass grass in their front garden??
I bet there was a fat lass in the garden crying..there usually is at these sorts of do's...apparently.
Op. it wouldn't bother me one bit, each to their own. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:15:21 AM | | Thats the bit i dont understand....when they do wear clothes...its always weird ones.And no they dont have any grasses outside ,just a block paved open drive | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:15:43 AM | Did your Neighbour who does No2 's on his outside garden toilet attend this party also?
Sounds like it could have been a good night out...wasn't much on TV last night to watch! | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:17:17 AM |
when they do wear clothes...its always weird ones
You mean it was....  ...a fancy dress party?! *shock horror* | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:17:45 AM | Well it would beat watching the tv! Its their home and as long as they are not bringing it into the street its really upto them what they do isnt it, weird or not. I would be more worried if they were the kind of neighbour you see portrayed on certain tv programmes. Loud, offensive,violent,abusive ones. I am reasonably lucky and live in a very quiet select road with no colourful charecters to watch over. Altho since being single I may have become the watched returning home at all hours on a saturday eve lol. Oh Er mrs!
x hunni | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:17:47 AM | | Can you specify weird clothes? Do you mean like pvc suits and gimp masks? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:23:38 AM | | I'm sorry but I think the thread is a wind up, full stop, is there anything that goes on in your life that is just ordinary or is there always some crisis going on? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:27:25 AM | The only thing that is coming across as weird here is your obvious obsession with what ever it is that your neighbours are doing in their own home.
Surely if your curiosities are at such a high level, why dont you just ask your neighbours about what they are doing. From what you describe it sounds like they are a group of fetishists and or possibly BDSMers.
If its not effecting you directly then leave be .. if the noise is becoming too much of a distraction because so many are getting there end away and having fun and your sat there wishing you could have a piece of the action, then why dont you just go and ask them politely to be slightly more considerate to the immediate neighbourhood.
Whatever form of dress they wish to wear does not take away the fact that these are people that can be approached and spoke to normally without having to wear a label that narrow-minded people tag them with. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 6:48:51 AM | Jeeeez its all happening round your way OP.
Old giffers dropping their guts in an open air act of public defiance.....
Houses with 'swingers' crammed to the rafters and then you have the emubuggerance of dodgy characters knocking the door asking for all manner of items....
Its a good thing you have the time to post online the comings an goings for all to read about...
life would be sooooo dull without | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 7:05:16 AM | Anyone else remember harry enfield show and michael caine as the nosey neighbour?
if it was my neighbours had a swingers party id be well gutted if i never got an invite!!
if they have returned the broom, dare you to sniff it lmfao | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 7:35:49 AM | gimp masks..pvc suits.......some party ...........and they are all ..gettin it on......
i wonder if they all meet off,of here......somebodys having a good time......
go over next time and ask if you can borrow a cup of sugar.........
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Posted: 8/2/2009 7:40:19 AM | I must say, you live in a very interesting neighbourhood OP, swinging on one side and crapping in the garden on the other.
Why not get them together then you could swing the crap...... oh hold on, you already are! | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 9:26:25 AM | My cul-de-sac is positively comatose in comparison!
they belong to a naturist group in cornwell
Is that Cornwell in Oxfordshire? It's an ideal place to have a naturist colony - miles from anywhere.
they bring a load of weirdos round and have allnight swinging .
I've always understood 'swinging' to be the swapping of partners. How can you tell that such an activity is going on, if you don't know who everybody's partner is?
Does anyone else have weird neighbours like mine?
No, but some of my neighbours claim to have one weird neightbour themselves......I haven't quite worked out who it is yet.
And would this behaviour annoy you if there was oppersite?
Loud parties are a pain.
Thankfully, the local street-party only happens here once a year, and I can generally avoid it.
Thinking about it, I MUST have some weird neighbours. When google did that street thingy, I was sent the url for my stretch of the road which showed the top of our cul-de-sac. Somebody must have complained, because it was deleted.
The thing is, our cul-de-sac has its own website, and has three 'open days' a year!
WTF??? | |
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| swingers
Posted: 8/2/2009 9:31:55 AM | Opposite my house are just a couple of trees so my net curtain twitching is not revealing anything even slightly interesting to nose at. I would love neighbours like yours. I have some excellent binoculars that I really dont use enough, the last time I got them out was to spy on the chopper coppers hovering over the train station. By the way, at this party, did Goldilocks and all of the three bears turn up?  Hey guys the OP seems to live in a place where fairy tales happen every day. Lets all get round there, we might find the mythical knight in shining armour and a princess or two. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 9:42:31 AM |
Opposite my house are just a couple of trees so my net curtain twitching is not revealing anything even slightly interesting to nose at
You're not kidding, they get right in my way too.  | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:34:19 AM | | Bummer !!!!!!! In my town the only swinging going on is in the park and that's closed before it gets dark | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:51:29 AM |
carnt help but see this funny behaviour due to it be in frint of my house ,and to make matters worse,the guy who lives there knocked on my door on friday asking if i had a spare broom he could borrow for the evening.He was dressed as a male "maid" .I quickly lent him my broom and told him he can keep it!
Does anyone else have weird neighbours like mine??? And would this behaviour annoy you if there was oppersite?
I reckon this latest bit of drama is full of more crap than the other neighbours outside bog with the magic door! | |
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| swingers
Posted: 8/2/2009 1:36:33 PM | I want an invitation to the next swingers' party. I really like Glenn Miller.
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Why are you looking at me? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 3:34:37 PM | Cant believe I was daft enough to read all the way through this thread. Yes definitely a wind up. Someone has a very fertile imagination, in fact am not entirely sure the profile itself is genuine. I could be wrong, in which case I apologise but the thread appears downright salacious! | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 5:16:44 PM | Look OP I have told you before you are NOT Invited you perv, so just stop whining about it.
And the only reason I borrowed the broom was to stop you banging on the wall with it and ruining the ambience. Some of us are trying to concentrate you know! | |
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| swingers
Posted: 8/2/2009 5:48:32 PM |
is there pampass grass in their front garden??
Can someone remind me again what that means, I did google but got some weird thing about regurgitating bacon (looks for vomit smiley).
A house in my vicinity has front garden pampas grass, I just want to be sure of my facts before I knock  | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 5:56:26 PM |
A house in my vicinity has front garden pampas grass, I just want to be sure of my facts before I knock
I'd avoid if I were you.......veggies and regurgitated bacon will go together like 'the coven' and 'rules' | |
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