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 peteh76
Joined: 7/29/2009
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first guy came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second guy came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third guy came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.
 leggs luther
Joined: 4/14/2009
Msg: 2
3 farmers daughters
Posted: 8/4/2009 4:16:53 AM
Was it because he came in a truck to pick up Luck to go shuck some duck?

I can see why he would want to shoot him, then.

lol I haven't heard this one in a while.
 prittygurl2006
Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 3
3 farmers daughters
Posted: 8/4/2009 8:28:21 PM
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Mozard
Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 8/5/2009 3:27:42 PM
I like it .. will be adding to my list .. thanks!!!
 jazzy916
Joined: 7/20/2009
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Posted: 8/10/2009 12:26:43 AM
Ha ha that's hilarious but what was the third daughter's name? I know where the rest of that joke was going.
 jj4u427
Joined: 2/2/2006
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Posted: 8/10/2009 10:18:47 AM
I admit I had to read it three times before it sunk in, but darn that is funny. My eight year old neice is like " What is soo funny..?" Too bad she's too young to be let in on the joke, it was a good one!!
JJ
 tomcat120160
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 7
3 farmers daughters
Posted: 8/10/2009 11:18:28 AM
three times you say sure sounds like your my type of woman lol xx
 jj4u427
Joined: 2/2/2006
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Posted: 8/10/2009 11:44:41 AM
LOL, what can I say, oh yes I know "my virgin thought's..." :)
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