| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 11:28:19 AM | sometimes when i have sex, i have a hard time saying randumb dirty thing
so i ask what kind what kind of things do you tell your partner, or like your partner to yell out other than daddy, or big papa | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 12:54:34 PM | Tell him:
"Oh god baby lick that p-ussy baby, f-uck just eat my p-ussy!"
"Oh sh-it baby, give me that**** mmm f-uck, it is so hard and big in me, give me it!"
"OH BABY, put it in my dirty hot asssssss!!!!!!!!"
"Is that all you have you dirty pig you?"
"WOW, do you think that hot dirty c-ock of yours wants to blow its load all over my pretty face???"
just some random starters!!! | |
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djd
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Joined: 8/13/2009
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 12:58:45 PM | It really is a dilemma, not knowing what to say while having sex.
All I can tell you is that as a man I really enjoy hearing a slow moan when I am doing something she finds pleasurable. That can be a great substitution for talking about it.
You could also say things like "YES!" when he does the right thing or hits the right spot.
And if you really like something, say it... like a simple " ooo thats nice... uh huh...oh I love that"
Another thing to help the above suggestions work, if he ,or she ( I shouldn't be so presumptuous) is doing something you don't find pleasurable or would rather have something else, be sure to take charge.
Show them what you want. Or even better, just be as blunt as you can be and say " no, over here baby, I want this" and show them the way.
God... this is winding me up. I need to go eat or something. lol
Good luck!!! | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 1:00:07 PM | LOL How about f-uck me like the dirty little **** I am ... men seem to love it... lol  | |
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djd
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Joined: 8/13/2009
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 1:01:22 PM | Funtimes, that was really uncalled for.
I can imagine how many women find your method appealing.
My money is on NONE.
Wife ain't pleasing you?
I can see why. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 1:04:40 PM | "Is it in yet?"
"Oh, are you finished?"
"Hey, let's change positions to doggie-style so we both can watch the TV" | |
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Posted: 8/18/2009 1:36:08 PM | It doesn't have to be dirty literally. Just express how you feel can be a turn on for me.
"I like lick your c-o-c-k. It makes me wet." while doing it and look at my eyes.
"go faster, harder" or "slower" or "hold there" just direct my movement sometimes to satisfy you is fun to me. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 1:49:58 PM | | my ex was not capable of saying anything passionate, naughty, dirty, anything at all....and that went for over 24 years....some have it, some dont....it bothered me that we could never do the sex talk in bed....and in time, got harder and harder to get hard... | |
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Posted: 8/18/2009 3:33:00 PM | ... What a funny thread ...
I think you should just tell him f@ck me over and over and over ... Some reason with most men you dont have to say a lot or even have a IQ ...  ...
Just kidden
Then again if the guy knows the moves he dont have to say too much to me ... lol ..
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Posted: 8/18/2009 4:39:32 PM | Personally I've found that 'dirty' talk has the best impact when said outside the bedroom.
for example: when waiting to be served at the bank, sitting in a resturant, having dinner with their mother. 
Just say what you want and substitute every 'nice' term for the rudest description you can imagine. Your not going to give him a blowjob, youre gonna suck his hot c*ck. You dont want to do woman on top, youre gonna ride him ... and so on ... and so on ... and so on..... | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 4:59:24 PM | A few thoughts come to mind and it's all in how it's verbally expressed (which adds more emphasis). And there are many different ways of expressing, passionate, erotically, aggressively, and sensually to name a few:
1. **** my hungry little mouth with that hard****of yours and show me whose boss!
2. Your dirty little sex kitten is going to suck you dry.
3. C'mon ram my tight little **** balls deep baby!
4. Mmmm my wet **** wants you to stretch it open with that stiff cock of yours now!
5. My ass and your hard****need to get acquainted over and over!
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Posted: 8/18/2009 5:52:34 PM | Is it just me or does dirty talk get hella redundant?
I find dirty talk sounds scripted and generic. While I can appreciate it, I'm really into the "doing" more than the saying...unless I'm having phone sex. Now that's a whole other puppy right there. Problem is if you have the same phone sex partner too long, it gets redundant again and you're like "shit! you said that last night! repetitive dirty talk really throws a wrench into my potential for climax."
I just wish that men would be more expressive in bed, you know? I mean I don't like it when the poor guy is trying and trying to verbalize something hot to get my motor revving and I have to stick his flapping lips between my legs to make better use of their action.
God, I haven't "dirty talked" in so long I don't think I'd even remember how. That's sad. But you know, life gets you busy and I'd be kind of embarrassed if I was in the middle of something hot and heavy with a guy only to blurt out, "fvck me harder, fvck yeah!!!pencil cases for school..ahhhh yeah fawwwwk yeah! shit....check balance....mmmfff....more, more , mooooooore...
Well, you get the idea.
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 6:01:39 PM | dirty things to say in bed
Message: "Is it in yet?"
"Oh, are you finished?"
"Hey, let's change positions to doggie-style so we both can watch the TV"
... Don't you just love the reaction when you ask them if it is in yet ??? ... PMSL | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 6:15:54 PM | http://forums.plentyoffish.com/search.aspx
I did a thread search on this topic - the list was HUGE!!
It's funny how the mind makes one believe that thier topic is fresh and new! | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 6:30:12 PM |
"Is it in yet?"
IN? Hell, I am done already and in the living room watching TV. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 6:33:33 PM | um, wow, I usually 'never say never' , but I can safely say that yelling out 'big papa' or 'daddy' or any derivative will never happen.
Hell, I don't know what I say ...most of the time it's not intelligible anyway..but there are 'ways' you can say it ..and it won't much matter...
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IN? Hell, I am done already and in the living room watching TV. [quote/]
omg, that's pretty damn funny! Thanks, I needed that =) | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/18/2009 7:25:43 PM |
"How does it feel when I shove it all the way in like THIS" Idoc your the greatest.... your a freaken riot... | |
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djd
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Joined: 8/13/2009
Msg: 23 | |
| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 2:35:04 AM | Well I sure hope the original poster wasn't expecting a real answer.
Sorry, I took the question seriously. | |
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Posted: 8/19/2009 4:43:47 AM | Here's a list of things you shouldn't say in bed"
"beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
"Did you remember to lock the front door?"
"Who's on Letterman tonight?"
"I shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch." | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 4:47:55 AM | Big Papa ??
I just say what's feeling good.......or let them know when they hit the right spot.....or mumble totally unintelligable words!
and I've been told I have this sexy low growl when I cum!  | |
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