| christmas joke
Posted: 8/25/2009 7:52:58 AM | Just in case you ever wondered why there's an angle on top of the Christmas tree.
It was a really bad Christmas, the elves were on strike and santa had to outsource which was costing a fortune. Mrs. Clause was mad at old saint Nick and he was sleeping alone and cooking his own meals. The raindeer were all made at Rudolph and he was ****ing at Santa about it as well. Pretty much everything that could go wrong with Christmas was going wrong. Just as Santa is debating going postal on everyone around him .. the angel walked in carrying the Christmas tree ... the angle said "Santa were would you like me to put the tree this year"?? ... that's why we have an angel on top of the tree.
For the slow crowd his answer was "shove it up your ass" ...
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